So I can't fuck my girlfriend - Page 25

Trotskilicious · 12-17-2011, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bahnzah

is this the advice you impart to your clients?

"So you probably have PTSD because you were raped as a child and for some reason, sticking things in your vagina is unbearably painful. You should just grow some balls already"

i know gossamer is really horrible in this thread but it was like two years ago

28if · 12-17-2011, 05:38 PM

an update: girl in question dumped me two years ago and has not had penetrative luck with any subsequent partners.

mxzombie · 12-17-2011, 05:57 PM

that you know of

Travis Meeks · 12-17-2011, 06:02 PM

Sorry to hear that. Have you had any luck in getting penetrated?

Trotskilicious · 12-17-2011, 06:29 PM

28if · 12-17-2011, 07:10 PM

we're still real good friends. going to a show tonight withher actually! and yes i'm getting penetrated on the reg

reprise85 · 12-17-2011, 07:14 PM

has she seen a doctor yet at least

Fonzie · 12-19-2011, 12:55 AM

page 25? Cheeses.

Mooney · 12-19-2011, 05:19 PM

i'm not going to read 25 pages to see if anyone else has recommended fucking her in the ass.

so...

fuck her in the ass.

agenda suicide · 12-19-2011, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 28if

and yes i'm getting penetrated on the reg

In the ass?

mxzombie · 12-19-2011, 09:33 PM

where else?

agenda suicide · 12-19-2011, 09:34 PM

Hey man, people get creative.

Mooney · 12-19-2011, 09:38 PM

backseat of a vw?

mxzombie · 12-19-2011, 10:17 PM

A ni99a like me be ready to ride, all da way live, in my X5. Need to shift the dick in 4-wheel drive. Can you drive a stick? Can you handle da dick? And do ya really know who u fuckin wit? Cuz I need a raw hoe, not a false hoe. Take dick in da jaw hoe, suck it in da Tahoe. Naw hoe, ain't no virgins in my Excursion, and in da Suburban, u betta be serving.Dats how it is dese days, bitch butt naked in my Escalade. Bend dat ass ova in da Range Rover, or we can switch positions in my Expedition. I heard she smoke and she drank, oh really? Well you need to come in my Denali, or do u wanna gimme some in da Yukon? Hit ya like unh, unh.

Travis Meeks · 12-19-2011, 10:19 PM

Holy smokes, this board got hardcore!

myosis · 12-19-2011, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooney

backseat of a vw?

very uncomfortable

Gossamer · 12-19-2011, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

i know gossamer is really horrible in this thread but it was like two years ago

This thread is almost 3 years old now. I am a pretty different person since then in lots of ways. Hopefully 28IF is too.

JokeyLoki · 12-19-2011, 11:28 PM

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/e...jpg?1291581357

null123 · 12-20-2011, 02:21 AM

go back to icanhascheezburger you fucking meatsack

redbreegull · 12-20-2011, 03:06 AM

my hate for everyone on netphoria could envelope the world

redbreegull · 12-20-2011, 03:06 AM

WHY DOESNT IT

Shallowed · 12-20-2011, 03:11 AM

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/envelop
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/envelope

redbreegull · 12-20-2011, 03:47 AM

I am drunk you worthless fucker, do not give a shit

Shallowed · 12-20-2011, 04:31 AM

I was just trying to help out

JokeyLoki · 12-20-2011, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charmbag

go back to icanhascheezburger you fucking meatsack

Fuck you, Cuntbag.

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-20-2011, 11:58 AM

why the fuck is this thread still going

Eulogy · 12-20-2011, 12:08 PM

why wouldn't it be

teh b0lly!!1 · 12-20-2011, 12:16 PM

25 pages of people suggesting buttfucking or gradually increasing finger girth?
jesus

28if · 12-20-2011, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

why the fuck is this thread still going

trots is obsessed with me and bumped it

12-19-2011, 05:19 PM	#729
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	i'm not going to read 25 pages to see if anyone else has recommended fucking her in the ass. so... fuck her in the ass. __________________

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12-17-2011, 05:38 PM	#722
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	an update: girl in question dumped me two years ago and has not had penetrative luck with any subsequent partners.

12-17-2011, 05:57 PM	#723
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	that you know of

12-17-2011, 06:02 PM	#724
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12-17-2011, 07:10 PM	#726
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	we're still real good friends. going to a show tonight withher actually! and yes i'm getting penetrated on the reg

12-17-2011, 07:14 PM	#727
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	has she seen a doctor yet at least

12-19-2011, 12:55 AM	#728
Fonzie Dute of Seven Y's Location: Mr. C's garage Posts: 7,573	page 25? Cheeses.

12-19-2011, 09:33 PM	#731
mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	where else?

12-19-2011, 09:34 PM	#732
agenda suicide cunt cookies Posts: 7,119	Hey man, people get creative.

12-19-2011, 09:38 PM	#733
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	backseat of a vw?

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mxzombie Braindead Location: i like traffic lights, but only when they're green. Posts: 15,578	A ni99a like me be ready to ride, all da way live, in my X5. Need to shift the dick in 4-wheel drive. Can you drive a stick? Can you handle da dick? And do ya really know who u fuckin wit? Cuz I need a raw hoe, not a false hoe. Take dick in da jaw hoe, suck it in da Tahoe. Naw hoe, ain't no virgins in my Excursion, and in da Suburban, u betta be serving.Dats how it is dese days, bitch butt naked in my Escalade. Bend dat ass ova in da Range Rover, or we can switch positions in my Expedition. I heard she smoke and she drank, oh really? Well you need to come in my Denali, or do u wanna gimme some in da Yukon? Hit ya like unh, unh.

12-19-2011, 10:19 PM	#735
Travis Meeks Rambling on Posts: 20,548	Holy smokes, this board got hardcore!

12-19-2011, 11:28 PM	#738
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,312	http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/e...jpg?1291581357

12-20-2011, 02:21 AM	#739
null123 Minion of Satan Location: bye Posts: 7,274	go back to icanhascheezburger you fucking meatsack

12-20-2011, 03:06 AM	#740
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12-20-2011, 03:06 AM	#741
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,021	WHY DOESNT IT

12-20-2011, 03:11 AM	#742
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,798	http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/envelop http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/envelope

12-20-2011, 03:47 AM	#743
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,021	I am drunk you worthless fucker, do not give a shit

12-20-2011, 04:31 AM	#744
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12-20-2011, 11:58 AM	#746
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12-20-2011, 12:08 PM	#747
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	why wouldn't it be

12-20-2011, 12:16 PM	#748
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	25 pages of people suggesting buttfucking or gradually increasing finger girth? jesus