ATTN: Contribute to the starving artist fund for one Rhonda Bowlin

sawdust restaurants · 10-14-2002, 10:28 PM

Attention all Netphorians!

Do you like Rhonda Bowlin, aka Undone, AIM Sickly Heroic Me?

Do you enjoy her insightful comments on sex, vegetarianism, politics, lost love, poetry, art, and most importantly, sex?

Do you enjoy talking to her?

Do you enjoy her hot pictures of herself that she posts on a quasi-regular basis?

If so, then contribute to the Rhonda Bowlin Starving Artist fund.

Yes, that's right, kids: everybody's favorite Netphorian polyamorist is broke, and she needs your help.

I'm sure Ms. Bowlin can provide services for your funds. A portrait. A witty retort for every insult you can throw at her. Suzian rants on the love she harbors for her parents. Superior head.

All it takes is a bit of time, a bit of money, and a lot of love.

Once again, please contribute to the Rhonda Bowlin Starving Artist Fund.

sleeper · 10-14-2002, 10:30 PM

im sending her a mix cd in a few days. ill throw in an IOU with it

BlueStar · 10-14-2002, 10:32 PM

I can offer her a place to stay if she wants to march against war in DC.

Undone · 10-14-2002, 10:33 PM

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Originally posted by sleeper
im sending her a mix cd in a few days. ill throw in an IOU with it

Depending on the legitimacy of that IOU, I may or may not ******* horrible remixes of P Diddy songs on your disc

Undone · 10-14-2002, 10:34 PM

I honestly have no idea what was censored in that. It wasn't background.

10-14-2002, 10:35 PM

I'll give her ten dollars if she eats a steak. More if she stops this silly vegan buisness entirely

Undone · 10-14-2002, 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by BlueStar
I can offer her a place to stay if she wants to march against war in DC.

Chris's girlfriend brought up pizza crust (courtesy of my NC doppelganger), and it made me hungry. I feel too guilty to eat since my parents buy me food. I can't afford to ship Ebay packages yet because Paypal hasn't transferred funds yet. I can't afford a 12 dollar haircut (yes they exist!!!). I was overzealous in my belief that I could afford a trip to DC. But thank you for the offer. <3

Undone · 10-14-2002, 10:38 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
I'll give her ten dollars if she eats a steak. More if she stops this silly vegan buisness entirely

*pinches your cheeks* My love for you grows over time. May our love never die.

And 10 dollars would merely pay for the steak. Trying to trick me.

Undone · 10-14-2002, 10:40 PM

Thanks to the always delightful Mr. Chris C. for giving me an excuse to bump my post count.

Undone · 10-14-2002, 10:41 PM

And polyamorism shouldn't even be associated with my name when I learned of it from the great Becca.

Oblivious · 10-14-2002, 10:43 PM

i love rhonda long time and i plan on contributing to her starving artist's fund as soon as i figure out what piece of art i would like her to render for me.

ammy · 10-14-2002, 10:45 PM

i still wanna buy one of your peices.. but I too am broke right now..

Liquid-J · 10-14-2002, 10:53 PM

i bet if you offered to change your avatar for a sum on money, you could practically name your price and enough people would pitch in to make it happen.

Undone · 10-14-2002, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by Liquid-J
i bet if you offered to change your avatar for a sum on money, you could practically name your price and enough people would pitch in to make it happen.

I could only wish that this wasn't sarcasm. No one else is comforted by the miracles of modern medical practices when knowing the teeth were fixed? :*(

Liquid-J · 10-14-2002, 11:22 PM

the "after" pic would be a lot more comforting. i'd even settle for before and after side by side.

10-15-2002, 12:26 AM

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Originally posted by Liquid-J
the "after" pic would be a lot more comforting. i'd even settle for before and after side by side.

If you think of it as a torso shot of a really really fat woman showing cleavage it's somewhat better.

10-14-2002, 10:28 PM	#1
sawdust restaurants Fucking Creep Location: On the East Coast Posts: 5,992	ATTN: Contribute to the starving artist fund for one Rhonda Bowlin Attention all Netphorians! Do you like Rhonda Bowlin, aka Undone, AIM Sickly Heroic Me? Do you enjoy her insightful comments on sex, vegetarianism, politics, lost love, poetry, art, and most importantly, sex? Do you enjoy talking to her? Do you enjoy her hot pictures of herself that she posts on a quasi-regular basis? If so, then contribute to the Rhonda Bowlin Starving Artist fund. Yes, that's right, kids: everybody's favorite Netphorian polyamorist is broke, and she needs your help. I'm sure Ms. Bowlin can provide services for your funds. A portrait. A witty retort for every insult you can throw at her. Suzian rants on the love she harbors for her parents. Superior head. All it takes is a bit of time, a bit of money, and a lot of love. Once again, please contribute to the Rhonda Bowlin Starving Artist Fund.

10-14-2002, 10:32 PM	#3
BlueStar Newly independent Location: Some state's capitol building Posts: 7,242	I can offer her a place to stay if she wants to march against war in DC. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-14-2002, 10:45 PM	#12
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	i still wanna buy one of your peices.. but I too am broke right now.. __________________ If god can do anything - can he make a mistake?

10-14-2002, 10:30 PM	#2
sleeper Minion of Satan Posts: 8,801	im sending her a mix cd in a few days. ill throw in an IOU with it

10-14-2002, 10:34 PM	#5
Undone Apocalyptic Poster Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 1,335	I honestly have no idea what was censored in that. It wasn't background.

10-14-2002, 10:35 PM	#6
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	I'll give her ten dollars if she eats a steak. More if she stops this silly vegan buisness entirely

10-14-2002, 10:40 PM	#9
Undone Apocalyptic Poster Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 1,335	Thanks to the always delightful Mr. Chris C. for giving me an excuse to bump my post count.

10-14-2002, 10:41 PM	#10
Undone Apocalyptic Poster Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 1,335	And polyamorism shouldn't even be associated with my name when I learned of it from the great Becca.

10-14-2002, 10:43 PM	#11
Oblivious Apocalyptic Poster Location: Village Oblivia Posts: 3,481	i love rhonda long time and i plan on contributing to her starving artist's fund as soon as i figure out what piece of art i would like her to render for me.

10-14-2002, 10:53 PM	#13
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	i bet if you offered to change your avatar for a sum on money, you could practically name your price and enough people would pitch in to make it happen.

10-14-2002, 11:22 PM	#15
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	the "after" pic would be a lot more comforting. i'd even settle for before and after side by side.