The 7 Types of Republican Idiots

[Tchocky]

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2011/11...blican-idiots/

I lol'ed.

[cocksure]

i dunno man, this is really narrow minded

[Tchocky]

I think that, with a little re-wording, you could easily turn this into a "7 Types of Democrat Idiots" list.

For example, replace "Fox News and Conservative Talk Radio Republicans" with "MSNBC and Liberal Talk Radio Democrats." Re-word accordingly.

[28if]

Originally Posted by Tchocky

I think that, with a little re-wording, you could easily turn this into a "7 Types of Democrat Idiots" list.

The Educated Democrats:
These are the most common of all Democrats. You will often run into one in public, or in a public-forum online. These Democrats are the smartest of the Democrat idiots. They have learned everything there is to know about their position, from a Democrat perspective. They’ve educated themselves on all the reasons why their position is correct.

[Tchocky]

Originally Posted by 28if

The Educated Democrats:
These are the most common of all Democrats. You will often run into one in public, or in a public-forum online. These Democrats are the smartest of the Democrat idiots. They have learned everything there is to know about their position, from a Democrat perspective. They’ve educated themselves on all the reasons why their position is correct.

Sounds like most of the people who post on Netphoria's politics board.

[killtrocity]

Christian Republicans:
These Republicans are hypocrites. They do everything in the name of Christ, while simultaneously acting as un-Christlike as humanly possible. They support the right to carry assault weapons, are pro-War, and completely ignore the fact that the Bible depicts Christ as a Liberal who was opposed to capitalism and violence. They sincerely believe that this is God’s country and that God loves us more than anyone else in the world. They think that anyone that is not 100% pro-Israel is anti-semitic. They hate everyone that doesn’t agree with them and think the Bible tells them to, and they hate Gay people because they think they are sinners.

The reason why this type of Republican is an idiot:

They do terrible things in the name of their Lord. They think that anyone that doesn’t agree with them is damned to hell or hates America. They believe that we are a Christian Nation even though the Founding Fathers made sure that they did not brand this country as a Christian Nation. The Founding Fathers wanted a country of religious freedom, free from religious persecution, but these Republicans will never admit that.

What to Remember when debating them:

There’s a list of all the quotes that prove our Founding Fathers wanted a Country of religious freedom. The link is HERE. Another thing to remember is that the Christian Right is neither. Start asking them questions like “how would Jesus feel about war?”, “how would Jesus feel about assault rifles?”, or “do you REALLY think that America is God’s favorite country, in the ENTIRE universe?”. And of these questions should yield a response that thoroughly proves that they are hypocrites, and continuing to argue with them would be a waste of time.

This one is great. The others are kind of pointless.