So I've been living out of my car for about 3 weeks

BlissedandGone2 · 11-17-2011, 12:17 AM

But I think I finally landed an apartment today!
Right now I'm staying in a motel where the only thing that plays on the tv is hardcore porn.

Whats goin on with you guys?

slunken · 11-17-2011, 12:22 AM

i'm thinking about how this thread would have been interesting to be a 3 week document of you living out of your car

Dead Frequency · 11-17-2011, 12:35 AM

Sorry to hear that, how'd it come to be?

Order 66 · 11-17-2011, 12:39 AM

marijuana addiction

Trotskilicious · 11-17-2011, 12:40 AM

hey didn't you go to see the horrors

how were they

i have this suspicion that they are fantastic live

Dead Frequency · 11-17-2011, 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Order 66

marijuana addiction

Marijuana helps me drive better, especially after a night of heavy drinking.

SlingeroGuitaro · 11-17-2011, 01:33 AM

I lived in my car for 2 months after I moved back to the states. Truck stop showers are the worst.

Netphorian Gadabout · 11-17-2011, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlingeroGuitaro

Truck stop showers are the worst.

At least the inherent anal rape-age isn't dry.

markt1972 · 11-17-2011, 01:51 AM

don't you have relatives you could stay with?

SlingeroGuitaro · 11-17-2011, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumpkins23836

At least the inherent anal rape-age isn't dry.

But man does that soap burn

BlissedandGone2 · 11-17-2011, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Frequency

Sorry to hear that, how'd it come to be?

I decided to move to los angeles relatively recently, and finding a place has been a lot trickier than i thought it was going to be. the application process is just a lot more serious and lengthy than it ever was for me when I was living in Boston.

But! I got approved for this place I looked at today and just need to do a little more paperwork. It's got a balcony with an ocean view and its nice and big. Really nice upgrade from my car/this horrible horrible motel.

this is the shower in my room right now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPqdc...&feature=feedu

killtrocity · 11-17-2011, 04:52 AM

hahahahaha

Dead Frequency · 11-17-2011, 05:24 AM

Gash that's fancy, does the sign outside say "color tv". Because you know a hotel is crappy if one of their offered amenities is a color tv.

BlissedandGone2 · 11-17-2011, 05:38 AM

the weird thing is like, i looked it up online and read reviews before i booked the place. it got meh reviews, but no one at all mentioned that it's clearly a hotel for hookers. all the walls are mirrors, theres a spotlight on the bed, and the tv only plays porn.

Eulogy · 11-17-2011, 09:19 AM

damn

sounds hot!

how much does a place like that run you for a night?

MyOneAndOnly · 11-17-2011, 10:28 AM

wait, you got a cheap room to live in that plays porn at no extra charge and you're MOVING OUT?

WTF?

yo soy el mejor · 11-17-2011, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlissedandGone2

the weird thing is like, i looked it up online and read reviews before i booked the place. it got meh reviews, but no one at all mentioned that it's clearly a hotel for hookers. all the walls are mirrors, theres a spotlight on the bed, and the tv only plays porn.

that'd be cool if the showers were nicer.

supermaid · 11-17-2011, 12:05 PM

wristicuffs

teh b0lly!!1 · 11-17-2011, 12:59 PM

can you go into more detail as to the nature of the porn?

is it weird fetish shit or normal porn?
is there occasional gay porn during the broadcast day? it IS an entire sector you can't ignore, and one that's been known to par-tay, sexually speaking.

maybe storyline porn?

MyOneAndOnly · 11-17-2011, 01:03 PM

this could be a great porn thread

BlissedandGone2 · 11-17-2011, 01:18 PM

the room is about 35 bucks a night, so its not a bad deal since it includes porn and a bed and a terrible shower.

the porn is pretty bad in general though, most of it seems like its from the 80s. its funny because i dont keep it running in the background of what im doing, but if i get bored i just flip the tv on and check out whats happening. i recently caught the beginning of Pimp My Ass 2 and also Manila Exposed 3.

What im really excited about getting an apartment for is being able to cook and eat regular food again. I've been buying really cheap, large portion take out kind of food so i can eat a bit of it and spread it out over a few days, but its taking a serious toll on my general health.

yo soy el mejor · 11-17-2011, 02:23 PM

chinese take-out gets old real quick.

let us know when you're in your new pad. let's see the shower!

MyOneAndOnly · 11-17-2011, 02:29 PM

any taco trucks nearby? usually the best cheap eats.

Dead Frequency · 11-17-2011, 07:04 PM

Also a really good way to get free diarrhea

Fellatio Mask! · 11-17-2011, 07:12 PM

yuore a big loser

Fellatio Mask! · 11-17-2011, 07:12 PM

who lives in a car
do you think youre jewel or something

slunken · 11-17-2011, 11:51 PM

haha "night in shining armor"

BlissedandGone2 · 11-18-2011, 04:43 AM

so i woke up today covered in tiny bites. its either fleas or bedbugs from the damn hooker motel. i self-fumigated my car and have all my clothes in the wash right now. goddamn.

on a more positive note, i'm signing my lease tomorrow so all this madness can end

28if · 11-18-2011, 11:01 AM

did you hotbox it with hopes that the bugs would forget to bite you?

i lived 0ut of my car for a few weeks last year. it sucked.

yo soy el mejor · 11-18-2011, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlissedandGone2

so i woke up today covered in tiny bites. its either fleas or bedbugs from the damn hooker motel. i self-fumigated my car and have all my clothes in the wash right now. goddamn.

on a more positive note, i'm signing my lease tomorrow so all this madness can end

at least it's not summer.

11-17-2011, 12:17 AM	#1
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11-17-2011, 12:39 AM	#4
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	marijuana addiction

11-17-2011, 12:40 AM	#5
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	hey didn't you go to see the horrors how were they i have this suspicion that they are fantastic live

11-17-2011, 01:33 AM	#7
SlingeroGuitaro Starbucks addicted minion Location: Billy Corgan Kazoo Revue Posts: 6,575	I lived in my car for 2 months after I moved back to the states. Truck stop showers are the worst.

11-17-2011, 01:51 AM	#9
markt1972 Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 14	don't you have relatives you could stay with?

11-17-2011, 04:52 AM	#12
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 8,928	hahahahaha

11-17-2011, 05:24 AM	#13
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	Gash that's fancy, does the sign outside say "color tv". Because you know a hotel is crappy if one of their offered amenities is a color tv.

11-17-2011, 05:38 AM	#14
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 5,803	the weird thing is like, i looked it up online and read reviews before i booked the place. it got meh reviews, but no one at all mentioned that it's clearly a hotel for hookers. all the walls are mirrors, theres a spotlight on the bed, and the tv only plays porn.

11-17-2011, 09:19 AM	#15
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,362	damn sounds hot! how much does a place like that run you for a night?

11-17-2011, 10:28 AM	#16
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,943	wait, you got a cheap room to live in that plays porn at no extra charge and you're MOVING OUT? WTF?

11-17-2011, 12:05 PM	#18
supermaid Pledge Location: how can you hate on that ending when all the trumpets and tubas come in Posts: 139	wristicuffs

11-17-2011, 12:59 PM	#19
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	can you go into more detail as to the nature of the porn? is it weird fetish shit or normal porn? is there occasional gay porn during the broadcast day? it IS an entire sector you can't ignore, and one that's been known to par-tay, sexually speaking. maybe storyline porn?

11-17-2011, 01:03 PM	#20
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,943	this could be a great porn thread

11-17-2011, 01:18 PM	#21
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 5,803	the room is about 35 bucks a night, so its not a bad deal since it includes porn and a bed and a terrible shower. the porn is pretty bad in general though, most of it seems like its from the 80s. its funny because i dont keep it running in the background of what im doing, but if i get bored i just flip the tv on and check out whats happening. i recently caught the beginning of Pimp My Ass 2 and also Manila Exposed 3. What im really excited about getting an apartment for is being able to cook and eat regular food again. I've been buying really cheap, large portion take out kind of food so i can eat a bit of it and spread it out over a few days, but its taking a serious toll on my general health.

11-17-2011, 02:23 PM	#22
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	chinese take-out gets old real quick. let us know when you're in your new pad. let's see the shower!

11-17-2011, 02:29 PM	#23
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,943	any taco trucks nearby? usually the best cheap eats.

11-17-2011, 07:04 PM	#24
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	Also a really good way to get free diarrhea

11-17-2011, 07:12 PM	#25
Fellatio Mask! Banned Location: ♪ we're goin' 2 the moon... ♪ Posts: 653	yuore a big loser

11-17-2011, 11:51 PM	#27
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	haha "night in shining armor"

11-18-2011, 04:43 AM	#28
BlissedandGone2 Minion of Satan Location: You don't play guitar hero if you are a guitar hero. Posts: 5,803	so i woke up today covered in tiny bites. its either fleas or bedbugs from the damn hooker motel. i self-fumigated my car and have all my clothes in the wash right now. goddamn. on a more positive note, i'm signing my lease tomorrow so all this madness can end

11-18-2011, 11:01 AM	#29
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	did you hotbox it with hopes that the bugs would forget to bite you? i lived 0ut of my car for a few weeks last year. it sucked.