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Old 11-08-2011, 11:15 PM   #1
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my cat plays fetch.

it's freaking adorable.

also, I once had a cockatiel that would only make sounds when the opening montage to Married With Children was on TV in the background.

 
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Old 11-08-2011, 11:21 PM   #2
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my dog teaches graduate level psych classes

 
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Old 11-08-2011, 11:23 PM   #3
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oh shit

 
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Old 11-08-2011, 11:24 PM   #4
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you aren't allowed to make threads bub

 
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Old 11-08-2011, 11:36 PM   #5
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My hamster posts on messageboards using the handle Banana.

 
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Old 11-08-2011, 11:36 PM   #6
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my goldfish analyzes my dreamz

 
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Old 11-08-2011, 11:41 PM   #7
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i wish i could pos rep myself

 
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Old 11-08-2011, 11:41 PM   #8
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The girl in my basement poops in a bucket.

 
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Old 11-08-2011, 11:45 PM   #9
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is this stuff, like, a reflection on us?

 
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Old 11-08-2011, 11:46 PM   #10
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Nope, the dog is a dog

 
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Old 11-08-2011, 11:53 PM   #11
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my pit bull is trained to kill child molesters. he attacks Penn State Fan and priests.

 
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Old 11-09-2011, 12:43 AM   #12
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the dog i had growing up would sort yelp in broken english. or at least it sounded like it. he also managed to climb narrow-branched trees

best dog evar RIP

 
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Old 11-09-2011, 12:49 AM   #13
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I had a rat that was six foot eight, weighed a fucking ton.

 
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Old 11-09-2011, 01:01 AM   #14
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Old 11-09-2011, 01:08 AM   #15
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also, I once had a cockatiel that would only make sounds when the opening montage to Married With Children was on TV in the background.
hahahahaha omg seriously loling right now

 
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Old 11-09-2011, 06:49 AM   #16
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i also have a cockatiel that gets all high when i mess around with towels around him.
seriously. i think he thinks it's like another parrot. he loosens his wings and starts cracking and whistling and making all kinds of strange noises. its hilarious

also, my cat consistently answers me when i call him. best cat ever

 
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Old 11-09-2011, 11:41 AM   #17
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my dog likes women better than men, so when we're in public he runs right up to the ladies and is an excellent ice breaker while he ignores the men
"oh boy, he really likes you"

 
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Old 11-09-2011, 12:39 PM   #18
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my cat, lulu, inspired the lou reed & metallica monstrosity. all the songs are about her. it's horrifying.

 
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Old 11-09-2011, 07:06 PM   #19
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Old 11-09-2011, 08:04 PM   #20
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my cat meows at closed doors (front door, closet, bathroom door) until it's opened. I think it's because he got out of the house one night as an adolescent, and later that night/morning at 4am he was clung to the screen of the front door howling. I let him in really quick cause I was sleeping on the couch waiting from him, but that's my theory, that he hates doors now.

 
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Old 11-09-2011, 08:32 PM   #21
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my dog likes women better than men, so when we're in public he runs right up to the ladies and is an excellent ice breaker while he ignores the men
"oh boy, he really likes you"
oh you sly bastard i've seen it done 100 times...











http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...37_468x726.jpg
at the old age home.

"oh boy, he really likes you"
"I can see your face with my hands" (goes in for boobs).

 
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Old 11-09-2011, 10:21 PM   #22
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oh you sly bastard i've seen it done 100 times...











http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...37_468x726.jpg
at the old age home.

"oh boy, he really likes you"
"I can see your face with my hands" (goes in for boobs).
i don't understand.. are you trying to say that i'm blind? seems sort of counter intuitive on a messageboard

 
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Old 11-10-2011, 07:29 PM   #23
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my cat is addicted to toilet water. she'll sit infront of it and meow until i open the lid. if she sees me going for the bathroom she'll race me in and try and cut in line.

when she was a kitten she'd try and get in it behind me while i was using it.

 
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Old 11-10-2011, 09:01 PM   #24
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lol gross

 
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