andy rooney giving obnoxious commentary on HELL

28if · 11-05-2011, 12:29 PM

http://images.google.com/url?source=...ljP7cF2AXPF5bA

killtrocity · 11-05-2011, 12:45 PM

did you mean he's commentating on hell, or commentating on hell in hell? or just in hell commentating on X

like where your head's at, good initiative, poor execution

Toast · 11-05-2011, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 28if

http://images.google.com/url?source=...ljP7cF2AXPF5bA

"Didyever notice how once a 92 year old man flatlines there's high fives and cheers all around from his extended family?"

TuralyonW3 · 11-05-2011, 04:10 PM

old people die

samuel redman · 11-06-2011, 12:00 PM

i miss this old dude already

Toast · 11-06-2011, 12:05 PM

"Didja ever notice how tall the Grim Reaper is when he is standing over you? I sure didn't."

Toast · 11-06-2011, 05:59 PM

"Didja ever notice that when you retire, two weeks later you die? I hate that."

Toast · 11-06-2011, 08:55 PM

"Ever notice when they do an autopsy they make a T shaped hole in your chest instead of an X or a U? Why is that?"

Mo · 11-07-2011, 08:37 AM

A Y-shaped incision is actually more common.

Toast · 11-07-2011, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mo

A Y-shaped incision is actually more common.

"Didya ever notice how uncomfortable you get when you're laying on a satin pillow with your arms folded on your chest?"

JokeyLoki · 11-07-2011, 11:11 PM

This thread is lame.

Dead Frequency · 11-07-2011, 11:18 PM

Thanks jokey.

Toast · 11-07-2011, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JokeyLoki

This thread is lame.

"Do you ever notice how cold you feel even when the heat's up because they're pumping formaldehyde into you? Do you ever notice how cold formaldehyde is?"

sickbadthing · 11-08-2011, 12:16 AM

This thread is NOT valid because everyone knows that Rooney was already dead for about 20 years; he was actually an animatronics puppet licensed by 60 Minutes. Who we should really be mourning is the puppeteer who died in a car accident last month.

Who would give a fuck anyway? The only good thing that ever happened to him was when Ali G interviewed him and that was still pathetically predictable. I would guess that the man was incapable of being "in" on any kind of prank or joke because HE HAD NO SENSE OF HUMOR WHAT SO EVER.

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11-05-2011, 12:45 PM	#2
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 8,926	did you mean he's commentating on hell, or commentating on hell in hell? or just in hell commentating on X like where your head's at, good initiative, poor execution

11-05-2011, 04:10 PM	#4
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	old people die

11-06-2011, 12:00 PM	#5
samuel redman Apocalyptic Poster Location: You're 22 why aren't you free?You're 22 why aren't you free? you're mom and daddy's victory Posts: 4,876	i miss this old dude already

11-06-2011, 12:05 PM	#6
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	"Didja ever notice how tall the Grim Reaper is when he is standing over you? I sure didn't."

11-06-2011, 05:59 PM	#7
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	"Didja ever notice that when you retire, two weeks later you die? I hate that."

11-06-2011, 08:55 PM	#8
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	"Ever notice when they do an autopsy they make a T shaped hole in your chest instead of an X or a U? Why is that?"

11-07-2011, 08:37 AM	#9
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	A Y-shaped incision is actually more common.

11-07-2011, 11:11 PM	#11
JokeyLoki has great self of steam. Location: SECRET OBAMA FUCKDEN RENDEZVOUS Posts: 24,312	This thread is lame.

11-07-2011, 11:18 PM	#12
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	Thanks jokey.

11-08-2011, 12:16 AM	#14
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	This thread is NOT valid because everyone knows that Rooney was already dead for about 20 years; he was actually an animatronics puppet licensed by 60 Minutes. Who we should really be mourning is the puppeteer who died in a car accident last month. Who would give a fuck anyway? The only good thing that ever happened to him was when Ali G interviewed him and that was still pathetically predictable. I would guess that the man was incapable of being "in" on any kind of prank or joke because HE HAD NO SENSE OF HUMOR WHAT SO EVER.