It's graduation day, here at Ohio University

[El Scorcho]

My job is really easy here at Follett's University Bookstore, but just let me tell you how much I hate the customers. They come in demanding things we don't have, and they're mad about the book buyback prices. Hey kids, it's not every product you can take home, use, and then sell back for money. GET OVER IT, EVERYBODY HAS TO DO IT. I also hate the parents who come in expecting this place to be like Barney's New York or some shit.
"Do you have any lace panties with the OU bobcat embroidered on the satin crotch?"
AND BY THE WAY, EVERYBODY MAKES THE SAME JOKES, SO STOP JOKING WITH THE CASHIER. YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.

Why do you hate your job?

[jenniferkate]

i hate my boss. she's a useless hypochondriac control freak. i want to lock her in a too-warm windowless room full of agitated dementia patients and watch through a little window and laugh.

[Salena Child]

athens sucks.