So I adopted a rescue pup last week

PkPhuoko · 10-27-2011, 11:39 PM

Went to an event held by an animal shelter and came accross this pimp bastard and picked him up..... I adopted an 18 month old boston terrier (full bred) named him Corgan.

They think he was abused... i don't think he was. I think he was lost or something and was just traumatized. Anywho he wasn't adopted for 3 months and was on the 'kill' list because he was not kid friendly. He would bite at them and growl turning off anyone with little ones from adopting him.

So seeing as how he was set to be killed I adopted him and it was a brilliant decision. He's a very healthy, very sturdy, gorgeous, pure bred, lady killin, pimp.

Dude is already house trained... when he wants out he stares at the leash.... doesn't beg for food... when you eat he goes and eats his stuff...

anywho... i present you

Pimp Corgan

http://i56.tinypic.com/r1n5fn.jpg

on his name: Corgan

He's named Corgan. When I was young I was a big smashing pumpkins fan and wanted a dog named Corgan after Billy Corgan. For the past 10 years or so i could give a shit about the pumpkins so lost the desire to take myself up on the Corgan/dog naming.

I dated a chick for about 5 years and we had 2 bostons with rather poshy names. Oliver and Prescott.... both sound like 23 year old investment banking students from the hamptons. I loved the idea of kind of posh snobby names for boston terriers as they look like little dogs in business suits with their markings and all:P.

So anywho, long story long, the name Corgan kinda fit and thus he got the name Corgan. So here's a pic of Corgan waking up from a nap.

http://i54.tinypic.com/15ees95.jpg

Mayfuck · 10-27-2011, 11:41 PM

man your lies are a lot less ambitious these days

kelsome · 10-27-2011, 11:45 PM

I like bug-eye dogs (:

PkPhuoko · 10-27-2011, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by kelsome

I like bug-eye dogs (:

i cant tell if he'll grow into his head or not.... they think he's 2 years old but i swear he is younger.... so im hoping he grows into this giant head of his

PkPhuoko · 10-27-2011, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayfuck

man your lies are a lot less ambitious these days

http://i51.tinypic.com/15p6cde.jpg

Sarcastic Smile · 10-27-2011, 11:51 PM

I think space monster would have been another fitting name

agenda suicide · 10-27-2011, 11:53 PM

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Originally Posted by PkPhuoko

http://i51.tinypic.com/15p6cde.jpg

hee!!!! I want to play!

PkPhuoko · 10-27-2011, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarcastic Smile

I think space monster would have been another fitting name

he kind of looks like Stitch when he starts panting

http://images.wikia.com/liloandstich...ey_Channel.jpg

TuralyonW3 · 10-27-2011, 11:59 PM

Man I love Boston terriers. Had one for 13 years (lives with parents now). Their snorting is pretty funny.

PkPhuoko · 10-28-2011, 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by TuralyonW3

Man I love Boston terriers. Had one for 13 years (lives with parents now). Their snorting is pretty funny.

yeah i had 2 step dogs i acquired from a girl i dated... fell in love with the boston terrier. Perfect size, no shedding really, rather intelligent, great dogs

had been looking for one for a while and had been looking at breeders but saw this one on a rescue site and it was just too good of a deal to pass up. Went to the event and fell in love with him... filled out the application and took him home

saved a mutt from a shelter and got a boston... double win

Sarcastic Smile · 10-28-2011, 12:41 AM

My "dad" has 3... One is monochromatic ( one blue eye , one brown) and very sweet. Id post a pic of her and I but I'm on my phone

Dogfighter28 · 10-28-2011, 01:19 AM

why would you curse that poor animal with such a name

Order 66 · 10-28-2011, 01:21 AM

it looks like sam cassell

PkPhuoko · 10-28-2011, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

why would you curse that poor animal with such a name

Because Sam Cassell didn't have the same ring to it

Trotskilicious · 10-28-2011, 05:24 AM

what do you want a fucking medal? I picked up my little nigga literally OFF THE STREET

FUCK YOU

PkPhuoko · 10-28-2011, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

what do you want a fucking medal? I picked up my little nigga literally OFF THE STREET

FUCK YOU

what kind of dog?

ohnoitsbonnie · 10-28-2011, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarcastic Smile

My "dad" has 3... One is monochromatic ( one blue eye , one brown) and very sweet. Id post a pic of her and I but I'm on my phone

I know you're like a scientist or something but I think you used the wrong word there.

I will even use monochromatic in a sentence for you.

Sarcastic smile grimaced as the malodorous mutt licked off the caked-on, monochromatic death mask she calls a face.

Eulogy · 10-28-2011, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

why would you curse that poor animal with such a name

SERIOUSLY

he's fucking adorable though

FlyinLo_DyinSlo · 10-28-2011, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by PkPhuoko

http://i51.tinypic.com/15p6cde.jpg

he could still be lying about naming him corgan

yo soy el mejor · 10-28-2011, 02:08 PM

kekeke

kelsome · 10-28-2011, 02:48 PM

I would hope his eyes get buggier. Long live bug-eyes.

Trotskilicious · 10-28-2011, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by PkPhuoko

what kind of dog?

a little fat one, i'll post a pic of him later. right now i want to nap and not look for pictures of fatty bananas

10-27-2011, 11:39 PM	#1
PkPhuoko Minion of Satan Posts: 6,309	So I adopted a rescue pup last week Went to an event held by an animal shelter and came accross this pimp bastard and picked him up..... I adopted an 18 month old boston terrier (full bred) named him Corgan. They think he was abused... i don't think he was. I think he was lost or something and was just traumatized. Anywho he wasn't adopted for 3 months and was on the 'kill' list because he was not kid friendly. He would bite at them and growl turning off anyone with little ones from adopting him. So seeing as how he was set to be killed I adopted him and it was a brilliant decision. He's a very healthy, very sturdy, gorgeous, pure bred, lady killin, pimp. Dude is already house trained... when he wants out he stares at the leash.... doesn't beg for food... when you eat he goes and eats his stuff... anywho... i present you Pimp Corgan http://i56.tinypic.com/r1n5fn.jpg on his name: Corgan He's named Corgan. When I was young I was a big smashing pumpkins fan and wanted a dog named Corgan after Billy Corgan. For the past 10 years or so i could give a shit about the pumpkins so lost the desire to take myself up on the Corgan/dog naming. I dated a chick for about 5 years and we had 2 bostons with rather poshy names. Oliver and Prescott.... both sound like 23 year old investment banking students from the hamptons. I loved the idea of kind of posh snobby names for boston terriers as they look like little dogs in business suits with their markings and all:P. So anywho, long story long, the name Corgan kinda fit and thus he got the name Corgan. So here's a pic of Corgan waking up from a nap. http://i54.tinypic.com/15ees95.jpg

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10-27-2011, 11:41 PM	#2
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	man your lies are a lot less ambitious these days

10-27-2011, 11:45 PM	#3
kelsome Apocalyptic Poster Location: the warmth between your thighs Posts: 1,175	I like bug-eye dogs (:

10-27-2011, 11:51 PM	#6
Sarcastic Smile Amish Rake Fighter Location: I fuck in my spare time, this is what I do at work you dumb bitch.-esty Posts: 3,671	I think space monster would have been another fitting name

10-27-2011, 11:59 PM	#9
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	Man I love Boston terriers. Had one for 13 years (lives with parents now). Their snorting is pretty funny.

10-28-2011, 12:41 AM	#11
Sarcastic Smile Amish Rake Fighter Location: I fuck in my spare time, this is what I do at work you dumb bitch.-esty Posts: 3,671	My "dad" has 3... One is monochromatic ( one blue eye , one brown) and very sweet. Id post a pic of her and I but I'm on my phone

10-28-2011, 01:19 AM	#12
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	why would you curse that poor animal with such a name

10-28-2011, 01:21 AM	#13
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	it looks like sam cassell

10-28-2011, 05:24 AM	#15
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	what do you want a fucking medal? I picked up my little nigga literally OFF THE STREET FUCK YOU

10-28-2011, 02:08 PM	#20
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	kekeke

10-28-2011, 02:48 PM	#21
kelsome Apocalyptic Poster Location: the warmth between your thighs Posts: 1,175	I would hope his eyes get buggier. Long live bug-eyes.