Things single people can do alone. - Page 4

reprise85 · 10-23-2011, 09:51 PM

um... about 30 minutes before you want to be asleep

reprise85 · 10-23-2011, 09:52 PM

i usually go for 12:30am

Trotskilicious · 10-23-2011, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelsome

Im sure it will only make me feel worse.

well that's not good

Dogfighter28 · 10-23-2011, 09:58 PM

me and trots will masturbate in your honor

D. · 10-23-2011, 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelsome

Im sure it will only make me feel worse.

ahh, the ol' post-mbate comedown

for sure, a shit sitch

Trotskilicious · 10-23-2011, 10:20 PM

what you mean wash your hands/groin and then smoke a cigarette?

D. · 10-23-2011, 10:22 PM

Trotskilicious · 10-23-2011, 10:29 PM

they say the key to happiness is learning to love yourself

kelsome · 10-23-2011, 10:41 PM

My pastor says I need to let God love me and not a man.

Trotskilicious · 10-23-2011, 10:43 PM

i think your pastor wants to have sex with you

dean_r_koontz · 10-23-2011, 10:44 PM

true, you can never trust the emotions of another human being but a construct in your brain will almost never let you down.

kelsome · 10-24-2011, 01:37 AM

I don't think he does.

I had a real conversation with my brother for the first time in my life tonight. Maybe if I do it enough it wont be awkward anymore.

maybe I should burn my bed?

Cherry Cola · 10-24-2011, 07:59 AM

Kelly, I'm sorry to hear that a guy did something you didn't deserve to you, but not all guys are jerks and I'm sure you'll find one who'll treat you properly

.

Trotskilicious · 10-24-2011, 07:49 PM

what's a real conversation

kelsome · 10-24-2011, 08:17 PM

I usually only talk to him on a need-to basis about what is happening right now. He doesn't talk much, and I never think to talk to him.

I found out what he actually does at his job and asked why he hasn't had a girlfriend since high school.

kelsome · 10-25-2011, 01:41 AM

Man, I have coyotes around my house. You guys have coyotes? I just smoked outside and listened to them. I was trying so hard not to smoke today but I'm bad and talked to someone and got upset.

I'm going to make a pbj sandwich i think.

bee · 10-25-2011, 01:46 AM

i smoked today too. wish i had a PBR...

kelsome · 10-25-2011, 01:49 AM

I just took something and should be feeling a-ok soon. I don't like beer.

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10-23-2011, 09:51 PM	#92
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	um... about 30 minutes before you want to be asleep

10-23-2011, 09:52 PM	#93
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	i usually go for 12:30am

10-23-2011, 09:58 PM	#95
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	me and trots will masturbate in your honor

10-23-2011, 10:20 PM	#97
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	what you mean wash your hands/groin and then smoke a cigarette?

10-23-2011, 10:22 PM	#98
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063

10-23-2011, 10:29 PM	#99
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	they say the key to happiness is learning to love yourself

10-23-2011, 10:41 PM	#100
kelsome Apocalyptic Poster Location: the warmth between your thighs Posts: 1,175	My pastor says I need to let God love me and not a man.

10-23-2011, 10:43 PM	#101
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i think your pastor wants to have sex with you

10-23-2011, 10:44 PM	#102
dean_r_koontz Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 12,657	true, you can never trust the emotions of another human being but a construct in your brain will almost never let you down.

10-24-2011, 01:37 AM	#103
kelsome Apocalyptic Poster Location: the warmth between your thighs Posts: 1,175	I don't think he does. I had a real conversation with my brother for the first time in my life tonight. Maybe if I do it enough it wont be awkward anymore. maybe I should burn my bed?

10-24-2011, 07:59 AM	#104
Cherry Cola Pledge Location: Rand McNally, where we wear hats on our feet and hamburgers eat people Posts: 106	Kelly, I'm sorry to hear that a guy did something you didn't deserve to you, but not all guys are jerks and I'm sure you'll find one who'll treat you properly .

10-24-2011, 07:49 PM	#105
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	what's a real conversation

10-24-2011, 08:17 PM	#106
kelsome Apocalyptic Poster Location: the warmth between your thighs Posts: 1,175	I usually only talk to him on a need-to basis about what is happening right now. He doesn't talk much, and I never think to talk to him. I found out what he actually does at his job and asked why he hasn't had a girlfriend since high school.

10-25-2011, 01:41 AM	#107
kelsome Apocalyptic Poster Location: the warmth between your thighs Posts: 1,175	Man, I have coyotes around my house. You guys have coyotes? I just smoked outside and listened to them. I was trying so hard not to smoke today but I'm bad and talked to someone and got upset. I'm going to make a pbj sandwich i think.

10-25-2011, 01:46 AM	#108
bee Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 6	i smoked today too. wish i had a PBR...

10-25-2011, 01:49 AM	#109
kelsome Apocalyptic Poster Location: the warmth between your thighs Posts: 1,175	I just took something and should be feeling a-ok soon. I don't like beer.