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10-16-2011, 02:16 AM
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Consume my pants.
 
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Speaking of cops...
So, imagine the halcyon days of early-to-mid 2009. I'm living in a shitty fucking studio apt. because I have grand plans to leave KC and move to New Mexico, right? I wanted to save money and shit...
Anyway, so, this apartment is a third "at risk" early adults (18-20), a third drug users, and a third just plain weirdos, right? So, natch, I make friends with a handful of them (in particular a college dude bro who turned out to be legit and we'd walk over to the little area of bars nearby and drink... A LOT) and we'd spend many a weekend just sitting outside the entrance to the apartment complex, grilling and drinking beers and generally having an awesome time, right. Well, there was this young kid (nicknamed himself "Easy") who had an "at-risk" girlfriend that lived there. So, he was always into some shady stuff and one time he ran from the cops or something and went into the apartment complex, disappeared. Well this dumb bitch angela (who i almost had sex with one night) tells the cops that i'm friends with the guy and they come knocking at my door. i don't know who it is at first and, natch, i'm sitting around in my sleepwear posting bullshit on netphoria probably about a goth bartender and so i open the door a little. they ask me to step into the hallway and as soon as i do, one of them turns me around and cuffs me. i'm like, "wtf" and they search my little shoebox and eventually uncuff me. then they tell me to "go back inside and don't come out for the rest of the night." it was only later i found out that the dumb bitch angela had told them i knew the guy and i told her to quit being a stupid fucking bitch. she had really nice tits, though. almost got it in. |
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10-16-2011, 02:18 AM
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Consume my pants.
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I was going to post videos of the college dude bro playing guitar and also of an altercation between "easy" and another resident (with an added passerby getting involved) but apparently i took them off of youtube at some point.
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10-16-2011, 02:19 AM
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all i read was nice tits.
good thread. |
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10-16-2011, 02:20 AM
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our avatars are a vertical comic waiting to happen
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10-16-2011, 02:21 AM
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Consume my pants.
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holy
never noticed that we need a comic book artist stat |
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10-16-2011, 02:28 AM
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10-16-2011, 03:04 AM
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Banned
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10-16-2011, 03:08 AM
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i read that when he was dreaming he had his wedding ring on. when he wasnt it was off. then someone put the shit on that shit and i got pissed.
i guess i have to go deeper. thats what she said. |
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10-16-2011, 03:34 AM
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Banned
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10-16-2011, 03:38 AM
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Consume my pants.
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i loooove the exhibit memes. seriously. love.
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10-16-2011, 03:44 AM
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i'm a sucker for a good kanye one
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