Do you ever wish you could re-write the endings of certain movies? - Page 2

teh b0lly!!1 · 10-07-2011, 03:35 PM

http://www.topnews.in/uploads/Katie-Holmes4.jpg

10-07-2011, 06:04 PM

i jerked off to her tits in the gift (2000)
i couldn't belive she actually did a nude scene back then
it truly was a gift that she shared hers with the world

Trotskilicious · 10-08-2011, 01:19 AM

yeah i saw them in wonder boys which was a better movie

Trotskilicious · 10-08-2011, 01:23 AM

ayyo but i think i'd write endings that make normal people unhapp

like i'd end I Am Legend with everyone dying.

MyOneAndOnly · 01:50 PM

this is better than the star wars prequels

http://www.alightinthedarknessfilm.com/

better acting

jebus christ, the death scene is better than when Padme dies!

MyOneAndOnly · 10-08-2011, 01:30 PM

this is better than the last star trek series, plus it has some of the original actors

http://www.startreknewvoyages.com/episodes.html

better acting

slunken · 10-08-2011, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

you can just totally tell that the writer(s) just had a great idea, a few images they liked and wanted to put together, but when the time came to fulfill it into a full story arc they just fell flat on their asses.

and the "success" of a movie is proportionate to the number of quotes that can be pulled from it and made into t-shirts

Nimrod's Son · 10-08-2011, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

katie holmes is the most annoying bitch ever.
every time she cracks that crooked smile of hers i just wanna smack that till its straight

i feel the same way about her husband

Nimrod's Son · 10-08-2011, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

ayyo but i think i'd write endings that make normal people unhapp

like i'd end I Am Legend with everyone dying.

or how about the original ending from the book for once

killtrocity · 10-08-2011, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Banana

I'd like to rewrite the entire 3rd movie in the Matrix trilogy.

what would you have written

duovamp · 10-08-2011, 04:07 PM

Personally I'd rewrite that nonsense where he's blind but yet he can sense people. What the fuck was that shit about?

Starla · 10-08-2011, 09:51 PM

I would rewrite Titanic so that jack dawson and billy zane discover they are in love with one another and let rose freeze in the ocean. Billy zane is kind of hot and back then it would have been cool to have leonardo di caprio and him have something going on.

10-08-2011, 01:28 PM	#35
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,942	this is better than the star wars prequels http://www.alightinthedarknessfilm.com/ better acting jebus christ, the death scene is better than when Padme dies! Last edited by MyOneAndOnly : 10-08-2011 at 01:50 PM.

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10-07-2011, 03:35 PM	#31
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	http://www.topnews.in/uploads/Katie-Holmes4.jpg

10-07-2011, 06:04 PM	#32
MusicMan4 Posts: n/a	i jerked off to her tits in the gift (2000) i couldn't belive she actually did a nude scene back then it truly was a gift that she shared hers with the world

10-08-2011, 01:19 AM	#33
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	yeah i saw them in wonder boys which was a better movie

10-08-2011, 01:23 AM	#34
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	ayyo but i think i'd write endings that make normal people unhapp like i'd end I Am Legend with everyone dying.

10-08-2011, 01:30 PM	#36
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,942	this is better than the last star trek series, plus it has some of the original actors http://www.startreknewvoyages.com/episodes.html better acting

10-08-2011, 04:07 PM	#41
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Personally I'd rewrite that nonsense where he's blind but yet he can sense people. What the fuck was that shit about?

10-08-2011, 09:51 PM	#42
Starla ***** Posts: 15,778	I would rewrite Titanic so that jack dawson and billy zane discover they are in love with one another and let rose freeze in the ocean. Billy zane is kind of hot and back then it would have been cool to have leonardo di caprio and him have something going on.