jesus

rottenugly · 10-05-2011, 04:50 PM

ok every once in a while i become crazy forgive me please not trolling or trying to be funny this is something i have been going through for months

ok jesus is the answer, he did a lot of things for people and in return, they killed him i am a christian so i really love jesus i was once atheist but i converted in 2009 to christian

jesus is an excellent role model for children if you look at it my way, he never killed anyone or promoted violence, he was very nice, everyone knows this.

Eulogy · 10-05-2011, 05:01 PM

oh my god stop making threadssssss

duovamp · 10-05-2011, 05:04 PM

You're a little all over the place with this one.

Banana · 10-05-2011, 05:13 PM

About a month ago while browned out drunk in West Chester I fell on something, I don't really remember what it was, I'm told it was broken glass. Either way, I had the perfect cut of a J on my hand. I didn't wash it for a day, it was a sign. I thought it meant I was the reincarnation of Jesus, but I don't suppose I'll find that out to be true or not for 5 more years.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...k/2749d01e.jpg

ilikeplanets · 10-05-2011, 05:15 PM

This is stupid

rottenugly · 10-05-2011, 05:18 PM

It isn't stupid...
I haven't been getting enough sleep.

reprise85 · 10-05-2011, 05:33 PM

cool story bro?

redbreegull · 10-05-2011, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rottenugly

jesus is an excellent role model for children if you look at it my way, he never killed anyone or promoted violence, he was very nice, everyone knows this.

Quote:

Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law—a man’s enemies will be the members of his own household.

-Matthew 10.34-6

Eulogy · 10-05-2011, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

-Matthew 10.34-6

yeah 'cause that guy never used metaphors

exactlythesame · 10-05-2011, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

-Matthew 10.34-6

redbreegull - minion of satan

StuckInVain · 10-05-2011, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Banana

I don't suppose I'll find that out to be true or not for 5 more years.

So you're 28.

Banana · 10-05-2011, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuckInVain

So you're 28.

25, I thought Jesus got all his powers when he hit 30.

Mo · 10-05-2011, 09:02 PM

Whose troll is rottenugly?

Mo · 10-06-2011, 04:08 AM

ANSWER ME!

Dead Frequency · 10-06-2011, 04:39 AM

I onno

teh b0lly!!1 · 10-06-2011, 06:11 AM

wasnt sure up until now, definitely a troll

redbreegull · 10-06-2011, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

yeah 'cause that guy never used metaphors

there are several reasons to believe that the sword reference is not as symbolic as you think. Matthew is full of apocalypticism... this passage makes a lot of sense in the context of a warning of a global upheavel/end of days. The splitting of families is speaking on the divisive nature of Jesus' teachings... in the cosmic war to come, families will be broken along the lines of those who will fight for God and be saved and those who are condemned.

He's basically saying I haven't come to bring peace, my coming is the harbinger of war and suffering

10-05-2011, 04:50 PM	#1
rottenugly Banned Location: its a gas Posts: 2,688	jesus ok every once in a while i become crazy forgive me please not trolling or trying to be funny this is something i have been going through for months ok jesus is the answer, he did a lot of things for people and in return, they killed him i am a christian so i really love jesus i was once atheist but i converted in 2009 to christian jesus is an excellent role model for children if you look at it my way, he never killed anyone or promoted violence, he was very nice, everyone knows this.

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Banana Banned Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 6,373	About a month ago while browned out drunk in West Chester I fell on something, I don't really remember what it was, I'm told it was broken glass. Either way, I had the perfect cut of a J on my hand. I didn't wash it for a day, it was a sign. I thought it meant I was the reincarnation of Jesus, but I don't suppose I'll find that out to be true or not for 5 more years. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...k/2749d01e.jpg

10-05-2011, 05:15 PM	#5
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10-05-2011, 05:18 PM	#6
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10-05-2011, 05:33 PM	#7
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,883	cool story bro?

10-05-2011, 09:02 PM	#13
Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	Whose troll is rottenugly?

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Mo Immortal Posts: 20,988	ANSWER ME!

10-06-2011, 04:39 AM	#15
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	I onno

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