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Old 09-24-2011, 12:29 PM   #31
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I can't really comprehend that.

I was going to say drowning because you're conscious of not being able to breathe and that scares me, but it seems pretty lame compared to all these suggestions.

Being burned alive would be horrible too.



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i wanna get cancer just to score morphine
I'm allergic to morphine. The first couple of times I had surgery they gave me morphine and my arm would swell up, burn like it was on fire and the effects of pain relief were only momentary. Sucked.

The last surgery I had, I don't know what they gave me but it knocked me out for like 14hrs. I didn't even remember leaving the surgery center, getting in the car, getting home, none of it.

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 01:35 PM   #32
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both drowning and starvation are good ways to die. in the first case you get nitric something high and in the second way you get high for some other reason.

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 01:35 PM   #33
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I'd hate to be trapped in a cave deep in the bowels of the earth and have it slowly fill with water.

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 01:36 PM   #34
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Being attacked by a machete-wielding African must be a hell of a way to go too!

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 01:39 PM   #35
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I'd hate to be trapped in a cave deep in the bowels of the earth and have it slowly fill with water.
i just told you that it's a good way to die.

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 02:00 PM   #36
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I saw a video earlier today of a guy getting his head cut off with a chainsaw by a kidnapper. So that was pretty bad. The guy beside him had to sit through it, but his fate was beheading by knife.

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 02:29 PM   #37
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i just told you that it's a good way to die.
Thanks for the info. That's one less thing for me to worry about!

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 02:35 PM   #38
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duovamp that was just scarface

 
Old 09-24-2011, 02:37 PM   #39
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I saw a video earlier today of a guy getting his head cut off with a chainsaw by a kidnapper. So that was pretty bad. The guy beside him had to sit through it, but his fate was beheading by knife.
Sounds kinda like the scarface chainsaw shower scene

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 02:39 PM   #40
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¯\(º_o)/¯

 
Old 09-24-2011, 02:40 PM   #41
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Suffocation doesn't sound painful just scary as fuck.

I do worry about dying from an asthma attack and not being able to breathe. I've had some attacks that were hardcore and that would be an awful way to die.

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 02:40 PM   #42
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alone...

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 02:43 PM   #43
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It's ok little guy, I'm here for you

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 02:44 PM   #44
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Well, thank you. That's what sustained me in my time of trouble.

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 02:46 PM   #45
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Wasn't talking to you. Well, this has gotten awkward.

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 02:48 PM   #46
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*shuffles awkwardly away*

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 08:07 PM   #47
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Suffocation doesn't sound painful just scary as fuck.
It hasn't happened to me for a long time, but sometimes I will get sleep paralysis while I'm face down on my pillow. It IS scary, especially not having enough consciousness/energy to get up and breathe in.

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 08:42 PM   #48
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lame

go listen to For Martha or something.
or tear

 
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Old 09-24-2011, 09:25 PM   #49
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It hasn't happened to me for a long time, but sometimes I will get sleep paralysis while I'm face down on my pillow. It IS scary, especially not having enough consciousness/energy to get up and breathe in.
I have this too, and when my asthma is bad and I'm face down it's fucking scary as fuck. When my asthma is bad and I get it on my back (which is much more common), I always feel like I'm short of breath and even when I dream I'll dream of being smothered and shit. I really don't want to die of an asthma attack in my sleep or while I'm having sleep paralysis. It does really scare me when this happens. Luckily my asthma's been better lately so I haven't been wheezing at night. Just regular old scary sleep paralysis.

 
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Old 09-25-2011, 09:12 AM   #50
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Biting the curb and having someone kick your head in

Impalement

Anything involving chainsaws

Dehydration

Suffocation

 
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Old 09-25-2011, 10:07 AM   #51
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i'm sure beheading would be awful, but it would be over quick at least. you either bleed out or the lights go out when the spine is severed.

I think a truly horrible method of death would have to be prolonged. for more suffering.

 
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Old 09-25-2011, 02:10 PM   #52
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Yeah, anything that kills you quickly probably wouldn't make the list.

Brazen Bull

The brazen bull, bronze bull, or Sicilian bull, was a torture and execution device designed in ancient Greece.[1] Its inventor, metal worker Perillos of Athens, proposed it to Phalaris, the tyrant of Akragas, Sicily, as a new means of executing criminals.[2] The bull was made entirely of bronze, hollow, with a door in one side.[3] The condemned were locked in the bull, and a fire was set under it, heating the metal until it became yellow-hot and causing the person inside to roast to death.

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Perillos of Athens (circa 550 BC), according to legend, was the first to be roasted in the brazen bull he made for Phalaris of Sicily for executing criminals, although he was taken out before he died.

 
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Old 09-25-2011, 02:10 PM   #53
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List of inventors killed by their own inventions

This list is cool to read anyway.

 
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