things that send you into a blind rage of unmitigated destruction

[bahnzah]

misplacing my fucking keys.

[bahnzah]

still can't find them

[samuel redman]

ill be the douchebag who says he never gets mad

but being out of cigarrettes would be one

[bahnzah]

at least there is no shortage of cigarettes in the world.

i have only one set of keys.

they are in this house.

and i cannot fucking find them.

[Geek USA]

yes, John. I always seem to have something in my hand, put it down and then somehow fucking lose it. THAT. kills me. It always seems to happen when I have to catch the bus.

[Geek USA]

and it's usually my bus pass.

[bahnzah]

i mean sometimes my throat gets sore from screaming. all like WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

[Geek USA]

I've noticed that before my period (tmi) I get extremely touchy about my hands being dirty. (i am seriously the worst candidate for my job) and If I get chocolate or frosting, or anything really.. I freak out at work and sometimes throw spatulas against the dish pit and shit. I scream, but it's cool cause no one is around.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by Geek USA

yes, John. I always seem to have something in my hand, put it down and then somehow fucking lose it. THAT. kills me.

yuup

[bahnzah]

Originally Posted by Geek USA

I've noticed that before my period (tmi) I get extremely touchy about my hands being dirty. (i am seriously the worst candidate for my job) and If I get chocolate or frosting, or anything really.. I freak out at work and sometimes throw spatulas against the dish pit and shit. I scream, but it's cool cause no one is around.

i'm the same way.

except replace hands with ears.

and chocolate with retarded people talking.

[Trotskilicious]

You're so arrogant, John.

[bahnzah]

i know. i don't even care if they're retarded. just the ones with no manners. who won't let me finish talking.

can i finish?

can. i. finish.

[Shallowed]

Being sick, even just "under the weather" sick. Makes everything seem shitty.

[Trotskilicious]

Originally Posted by bahnzah

i know. i don't even care if they're retarded. just the ones with no manners. who won't let me finish talking.

can i finish?

can. i. finish.

yeah sorry bro i get excited

[The Jesus]

Bread a little too soft + butter a little too hard = me raging inferno of a bull in a china shop of horrors

[Trotskilicious]

if you can use a stick of butter in a few days you might as well just keep it out

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i can get really angry if i get woken up.

[hnibos]

Losing money.

[exactlythesame]

Originally Posted by Cool As Ice Cream

i can get really angry if i get woken up.

i wanna kill people when this happens, literally

[barden]

People who know me wont wake me up, at all.
Things that annoy me are usually other people, i can get this frustrated feeling that I want to express violently from someone being stupid or dense. Mostly if I feel wronged, or if someone has been knowingly neglectful about their responsibilities etc, which reflects on me. Getting shunted around a lot, where I make plans and then have to cancel or change them to accommodate other peoples casual reasoning.
Sometimes the dumb mentality of animals can really annoy me. If a dog or something is being persistent beyond logic, with like barking, or scratching at a door or something, it can drives me nuts.

I think most of the fights i've gotten into have been this deep set feeling of... annoyance.... mostly if someone says something stupid or acts like a dick, but with certainty and confidence, that they feel their fists give them a right too. That annoys me cause my fists can chat just as much buddy. I dont know how to explain that feeling, it's something like, 'Oh yeah? No, fuck you buddy, fuck you!'

But with punches.

[duovamp]

I get frustrated when I am misunderstood.

[yo soy el mejor]

being talked to while i'm in the bathroom.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

i get angry when i'm in traffic and i'm not the only person in traffic. goddammit! i'm here. out of the way everyone! grrrrrrrr!!! KILL!

[Cool As Ice Cream]

this happens every day.
traffic makes me a stress chicken. i need someone to drive me around.

[Cool As Ice Cream]

last time a friend of mine was actually driving me somewhere and i was still yelling at other cars. my friend was slightly shocked by my behaviour.

[yo soy el mejor]

i honk other people's horns.

[barden]

someone else honking my horn would annoy the fuck out of me.

i dont like getting hit in the head, even playfully.

And my standard jealousy / possesive issues: guys not treating my lady with respect and class, making inappropriate advances or being all flirty (i can let it slide if they dont know she has a boyfriend, but if they do and they still take a chance it riles me up like no ones business).

People expressing blanketed uninformed opinions on things i like. I dont mind as much if i feel content that they at least put themselves in the best position to be affected by whatever it was. if it still didn't move them thats fine. but dismissing things quickly, or based on older opinions or something, that bothers me, when it applies to stuff i personally like. i probably do it all the time though.

[ilikeplanets]

Getting kicked off the WiFi, and when people say the exact same sentence over and over. Want....to stab.......

[sickbadthing]

[TheAeroplane]

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