fucking horror movies.

Originally posted by ******
Well aren't you just a badass.

I thought you were abstaining, you silly bitch.

[wangcomputers]

Originally posted by ******
Well aren't you just a badass.

it was his own 'ring'.

Originally posted by sawdust restaurants
Also, has anybody seen Panic Room? I've heard some pretty bad things, but I've also seen some critics defend it staunchly.

i've seen it. it's a psychological thriller where a woman (jodie foster) and her daughter are trapped in the room (which is heavily secured) while some bad guys (including the guy who designed the panic room) try to break in.. I wouldn't rate it that highly, it's rather non-eventful.

No seriously. The Ring was pretty dumb. The whole "evil videotape" idea was completely absurd. And the little kid was fucking stupid, he was the super creepy version of haley joel osment. Come on! It scared the shit out of Kenzie, it must have been dumb.

So sue me, I just like good ghost stories.

[bonsor]

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


I thought you were abstaining, you silly bitch.

i thought you were dieting.

[Ugly]

13- 14 is a very good age to watch "Aliens" for the first time. It has some horror elements in it, but basically its just a great balls-to-the-walls action/horror/sci-fi that twists a bunch of genres into one. Nothing too heavy on the gore, but it has some really intense stuff on first viewing using a hell of alot of camera tricks and rapid fire editing.

[Human Replica Droid]

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
And the little kid was fucking stupid, he was the super creepy version of haley joel osment.

Yeah, sure you know what you're talking about.

[oui henri]

Candyman (this scared me when i was 12)

Not scary but one of my favourites:

Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (be sure to get the one with the music video at the end by Dream Warriors)

Strangeland

[Eulogy]

Originally posted by Oblivious


i actually like the 1999 remake of this movie better than the 1958 original. i think that geoffrey rush did a fantastic job with revamping vincent price's role from the original. it has plenty of gore and i think that it's one of the better major release horror movies of the last decade or so.

I really liked it when I saw it the first time. After that though...:erm

I don't know, I still think parts of it were cool (like the scene where the one girl goes into the basement or whatever and sees the people through her camera...that was nice), but overall I think it sucked ass.

And I'll say again that The Ring kicked ass.

[Human Replica Droid]

Originally posted by oui henri
Candyman (this scared me when i was 12)

Me too.

Anything that has a formula, it seems, scares me. Like, see a videotape: Die. Look in the mirror: Die.

*shudder*

[Debaser]

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
Horror movies are stupid. They only succeed in making me laugh at their attempts to scare me.

Apocalypse Now. That's horror.

apocalypse now?

boring. as. hell.
just pop that in, instead of a sleeping pill, seriously.

at least the ring will scare the holy hell out of you if you suspend disbelief. and you're laughter is just an obvious self-defense mechanism in order to prevent you from pissing your pants. "oh shit this is scary--wait its not real, haha i laugh at the not-realness of this!"

[Ugly]

Originally posted by Human Replica Droid


Me too.

Anything that has a formula, it seems, scares me. Like, see a videotape: Die. Look in the mirror: Die.

*shudder*

I think the next movie should be post on Netphoria: Die.

Wait, they already made fear.com didn’t they? Shit.

[Human Replica Droid]

Originally posted by Debaser

"oh shit this is scary--wait its not real, haha i laugh at the not-realness of this!"

I laugh at the funneh of this.

[Pinnacle]

Originally posted by crescentfresh
Sleepaway Camp. It's supposed to be a horror movie, but instead it's one of my favorite comedies.

The only good thing I can say about this movie is that I never saw the end coming. Not that it was that good, but it really was a surprise. It reminded me of The Crying Game.

[El Savior]

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
No seriously. The Ring was pretty dumb. The whole "evil videotape" idea was completely absurd. And the little kid was fucking stupid, he was the super creepy version of haley joel osment. Come on! It scared the shit out of Kenzie, it must have been dumb.

yea. the ring sucked. the opening scene was good, but everything after that was lame. that movie might startle you a couple times but there are no real scares.

[El Savior]

Originally posted by Pinnacle


The only good thing I can say about this movie is that I never saw the end coming. Not that it was that good, but it really was a surprise. It reminded me of The Crying Game.

that was unslick. i wish i didn't know the ending, but alas, my curiosity got the best of me before i could see it. but i am glad to say that i found out the ending by choice and it wasn't ruined for me by some asshole on netphoria.

[crescentfresh]

Originally posted by Pinnacle


The only good thing I can say about this movie is that I never saw the end coming. Not that it was that good, but it really was a surprise. It reminded me of The Crying Game.

I fucking laughed my ass off at the end. it just completed how horrible it was. hahahaha. God I have to rent that again.

[Pinnacle]

Originally posted by El Savior


that was unslick. i wish i didn't know the ending, but alas, my curiosity got the best of me before i could see it. but i am glad to say that i found out the ending by choice and it wasn't ruined for me by some asshole on netphoria.

Trust me, I wish someone would have done the same to me so I could have saved the $3 I spent to rent the damn thing. It is truly horrible.

[Pinnacle]

Originally posted by crescentfresh


I fucking laughed my ass off at the end. it just completed how horrible it was. hahahaha. God I have to rent that again.

If you think that was bad, check out Killing Spree. I hardly got to the end without hanging myself. By far the worst movie I have ever seen. In one of the scenes, the jealous husband replaces the fan blades with machetes and cuts off the cable guy's head, because he thought that his wife was having an affair with him.

[Ketchup]

Originally posted by Human Replica Droid


Yeah, sure you know what you're talking about.

are you high?

Originally posted by Human Replica Droid


Yeah, sure you know what you're talking about.

Oh it's a little girl? Well gee sorry. I didn't examine the credits of a bloody awful movie.

[Eulogy]

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


Oh it's a little girl? Well gee sorry. I didn't examine the credits of a bloody awful movie.

No...if you're talking about who I think you're talking about, you're right...it's a boy.

Originally posted by Eulogy


No...if you're talking about who I think you're talking about, you're right...it's a boy.

I didn't even see the end of the movie so I wouldn't know any "plot twists".

[Eulogy]

Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros


I didn't even see the end of the movie so I wouldn't know any "plot twists".

What the hell are you talking about?

You're either talking about the girl's son (which I assumed you were) or about the girl that was causing all the problems. There were no "plot twists.'

[Human Replica Droid]

Originally posted by Eulogy


What the hell are you talking about?

You're either talking about the girl's son (which I assumed you were) or about the girl that was causing all the problems. There were no "plot twists.'

Actually, there was a girl AND a boy, and I don't know which he was referring to - but I assumed it was the girl. So, actually, yeah... that was pretty dumb of me. Still, even if he was talking about the boy, that kid was CUTE as all fucking hell.

I actually got up and walked away, thinking the movie was over and everything was all right... that was just before that little bitch fuckin' plot-twisted out of the guy's TV set, doing the most creepy-ass walk I've ever seen in my goddamn life!

*shudder*