what are fathers good for?

dusty · 06-10-2003, 02:54 PM

come on. what's your dad ever done for you?
my dad taught me how to ride a bike, hot wire a car, sharpen a pencil with a knife, and finally he was the first to introduce me to exclamation points.

thanks dad!!!!!!!!!!

sickbadthing · 06-10-2003, 02:57 PM

He taught me how to make love to another man passionately.

dusty · 06-10-2003, 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by sickbadthing
He taught me how to make love to another man passionately.

is that him in your avatar?

Toby · 03:01 PM

He pays my credit card bills
pays for school
has bought me 3 laptops in the course of 2 years (2 were stolen

)
buys me good porn

He's trying to make up for lost years as a good father

slugger · 06-10-2003, 03:00 PM

my dad would always yell alot and hit me when i was younger. That makes you strong when you're older, all kids should get the shit kicked out of them.

sickbadthing · 06-10-2003, 03:00 PM

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Originally posted by dusty
is that him in your avatar?

No. That's me. I'm giving "thumbs up" to father on son sexual relations.

sickbadthing · 06-10-2003, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by slugger
my dad would always yell alot and hit me when i was younger. That makes you strong when you're older, all kids should get the shit kicked out of them.

Maybe he should have had sex with you so that you'd have a sensitive side.

jenniferkate · 06-10-2003, 03:03 PM

how to curse, how to change a tire, how to change my oil, how to drive, how to play baseball, how to pitch underhand, how to appreciate guinness, how to mix a good drink, how to open a bottle using a table edge and the palm of my hand.

guz · 06-10-2003, 03:06 PM

i could go on for days and not come close to listing everything my father's taught me. my dad ownz.

slugger · 06-10-2003, 03:09 PM

I never really had a dad though, my parents split up at birth.

Lie · 06-10-2003, 03:12 PM

How to avoid my mom.

Nimrod's Son · 06-10-2003, 03:12 PM

Fathers are just as "good" as mothers.

If your dad didn't stack up, that doesn't reflect upon everyone else.

dusty · 06-10-2003, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Fathers are just as "good" as mothers.

If your dad didn't stack up, that doesn't reflect upon everyone else.

who said anything about moms?
this is a daddy appreciation thread

Nimrod's Son · 06-10-2003, 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by dusty
who said anything about moms?
this is a daddy appreciation thread

Oh, ok then!

My dad taught me the value of being yelled at when I messed up in sports, the importance of minutia such as getting straight A's isn't good enough if your conduct grade is low, and drinking heavily.

Toby · 06-10-2003, 03:21 PM

My dad also taught me that natty light is not so bad:erm

toyschoketoys · 06-10-2003, 03:21 PM

My dad taught me loads.
supose i should tell him i do appreciate what he did for me.

slugger · 06-10-2003, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Oh, ok then!

My dad taught me the value of being yelled at when I messed up in sports, the importance of minutia such as getting straight A's isn't good enough if your conduct grade is low, and drinking heavily.

your dad and my dad should meet up sometime. they could guzzle beer and fish or something.

Toby · 06-10-2003, 03:23 PM

REMEMBER FATHERS DAY IS ON SUNDAY!!

I almost forgot

dusty · 06-10-2003, 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Oh, ok then!

My dad taught me the value of being yelled at when I messed up in sports, the importance of minutia such as getting straight A's isn't good enough if your conduct grade is low, and drinking heavily.

THAT'S the spirit!!!!!!!!!!

(see dad?!! i STILL USE THEM!!!!!!!)

crescentfresh · 06-10-2003, 03:37 PM

Nothing, and I'd like him to be tortured. Slowly.

06-10-2003, 02:54 PM	#1
dusty Minion of Satan Location: holding on. Posts: 5,932	what are fathers good for? come on. what's your dad ever done for you? my dad taught me how to ride a bike, hot wire a car, sharpen a pencil with a knife, and finally he was the first to introduce me to exclamation points. thanks dad!!!!!!!!!!

06-10-2003, 02:59 PM	#4
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	He pays my credit card bills pays for school has bought me 3 laptops in the course of 2 years (2 were stolen ) buys me good porn He's trying to make up for lost years as a good father Last edited by Toby : 06-10-2003 at 03:01 PM.

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jenniferkate bitch please. Location: wicked witch of the east coast Posts: 5,682	how to curse, how to change a tire, how to change my oil, how to drive, how to play baseball, how to pitch underhand, how to appreciate guinness, how to mix a good drink, how to open a bottle using a table edge and the palm of my hand. __________________ do you think i would discuss something as stupid as baseball with jk? we only talk about boys and lipgloss. Elizabeth Hasselbeck is dumber than (1) a bag of hammers (2) a sack of wet, disoriented mice who have been concussed with hammers (3) a lobotomized Joey Lawrence.

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06-10-2003, 02:57 PM	#2
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	He taught me how to make love to another man passionately.

06-10-2003, 03:00 PM	#5
slugger Banned Location: in your head Posts: 1,101	my dad would always yell alot and hit me when i was younger. That makes you strong when you're older, all kids should get the shit kicked out of them.

06-10-2003, 03:06 PM	#9
guz El Gringo Mexicano Location: I'd rather just have dome anyway Posts: 8,599	i could go on for days and not come close to listing everything my father's taught me. my dad ownz.

06-10-2003, 03:09 PM	#10
slugger Banned Location: in your head Posts: 1,101	I never really had a dad though, my parents split up at birth.

06-10-2003, 03:12 PM	#11
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	How to avoid my mom.

06-10-2003, 03:12 PM	#12
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	Fathers are just as "good" as mothers. If your dad didn't stack up, that doesn't reflect upon everyone else.

06-10-2003, 03:23 PM	#18
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	REMEMBER FATHERS DAY IS ON SUNDAY!! I almost forgot

06-10-2003, 03:37 PM	#20
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	Nothing, and I'd like him to be tortured. Slowly.