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Old 04-12-2011, 12:02 PM   #61
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guess not.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:05 PM   #62
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not around a crowd of people.. be he was talking to me one day about this girl he had interest in.. wasn't sure how to approach her for a second date, etc etc... then says, 'i mean, how do i ask her, i want your pussy?' there's been other women where he says he's thinking of getting with, and 'fornicating.' also said he just needs to try harder to talk to women because he really needs pussy. i get the impression he's somewhat awkward with women but he's not a bad looking guy, like if he tried somewhat he could easily get laid.

it's odd. he'll talk about how he finds certain women sexy. says he needs to get laid but also stays in a lot and doesn't really go out to parties, etc etc etc.

and if i remember right, someone accused him of being gay a while back, and he got somewhat defensive, but not angry about it.
Dude your friend is gay. Maybe he'll find some chick naive enough or that feels bad enough to fuck him, and he'll either not get it up, or will fuck her and like it and continue on in denial. OR he'll remain a virgin until he realizes he doesn't need pussy.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:07 PM   #63
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duuuude...

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:13 PM   #64
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fuck her and like it
Hahahaha! Ever heard of compatibility? In theory, you should like everyone you fuck, but sometimes you just don't know until you're there whether or not it will be "magical." Just because I didn't enjoy every sexual experience I've had with a guy doesn't make me a lesbian.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:17 PM   #65
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Hahahaha! Ever heard of compatibility? In theory, you should like everyone you fuck, but sometimes you just don't know until you're there whether or not it will be "magical." Just because I didn't enjoy every sexual experience I've had with a guy doesn't make me a lesbian.
you are coming across as a serious slut here.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:34 PM   #66
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'i mean, how do i ask her, i want your pussy?'
Gross. #1 thing is that you don't act like this.

edit: I like that Eulogy is saying this is a sign of being gay and while I kind of theoretically agree with it I know plenty of guys who talk like this, they're all straight and they end up with really nasty or generally crappy women if at all. "I need pussy." It's so crass and what do you call it, he treats objects like women, man.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:36 PM   #67
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No, no....plenty of girls like wack. Me for example.
I'm not wack, sugar. You are.

And being wack is a serious turnoff.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:55 PM   #68
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*snicker*

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 12:58 PM   #69
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I want to be Leonard Cohen, wasup.
you'd be surprised how often this thought enters my head. i'm not foolish enough to actually imitate him but goddamn being like that would be fucking nice. wouldnt even mind the age

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:24 PM   #70
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you are coming across as a serious slut here.
No, you're taking it the wrong way. Every time isn't going to be a good time, s'all I'm saying. Just like anything in life.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:28 PM   #71
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you'd be surprised how often this thought enters my head. i'm not foolish enough to actually imitate him but goddamn being like that would be fucking nice. wouldnt even mind the age
Foolish? I bet you could swing it. Sophisticated, intellectual, romantic but not a fool? C'maan.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:28 PM   #72
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I'm not wack, sugar. You are.

And being wack is a serious turnoff.
Nope. It's all about chemistry. Good wack chemistry is amazing, no need to be inhibited! Shame you wanna be so unwack, wacko. Ya might have better luck if you embrace your weirdness so others can, too!

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:30 PM   #73
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"Wack" and "weirdness" are not the same thing.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:30 PM   #74
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you just have absolutely no idea who the fuck i am, it's absolutely hilarious.

and yeah what purrsnickety said

Wack is just being a general embarrassment. Cringe-worthy, as it were. You know, when someone's obviously completely naive but they keep talking as if they aren't.

nobody's trying to be "cool" but yeah we don't want to be "wack."

Wack is magic the gathering and 20 sided die, something I get the feeling you're really familiar with. And no matter what your fantasies are about me, there's no way I'm going to "open up" and be that person because I never have been. I like being able to relate people that aren't enormous fucking nerds.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:32 PM   #75
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My sentiments exactly. It is fun, though

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:35 PM   #76
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If only I were to go around in society behaving this way....:3

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:35 PM   #77
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Thoughts got ruined here...

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:36 PM   #78
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Willing to learn is wack? That's awful

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:37 PM   #79
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FED UP WITH IT

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:39 PM   #80
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your wackness is showing again

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:42 PM   #81
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Tee hee!

I won't hide

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:48 PM   #82
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fine, get back with your horrible old boyfriend because that's the quality of men you'll attract.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 01:49 PM   #83
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your smell
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Old 04-12-2011, 02:42 PM   #84
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Eulogy, were you in denial about being gay? were you actively seeking conquests with women?

This reminds me of a friend of mine who is 21, has never been laid, always talking about how bad he needs pussy, but once he starts talking to a girl or dating one he loses interest.. or he seeks out women who also seem to have a low level of interest.
I missed this post, guy just seems like a sexist that wants women to shut up and use their pussy to sheathe his meat sword. It must be 100% visceral instant sexual attraction or nothing, it's not uncommon especially for dudes that age. Too much porn, too early. You can correct me if I'm wrong but I'm sure he says a lot of piggy ugly things about women too, and doesn't understand why you'd want to talk to one outside of attempting to fuck them.

So, he'll be pretty lonely. He can buy a fleshlight if he needs "pussy" that bad.

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Old 04-12-2011, 03:03 PM   #85
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i was a virgin until i was twenty-three i think.

i never had any interest in one night stands, and i never had my first real girlfriend until then. things kind of went to shit in the 'wholesome' department soon after that, though.
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Old 04-12-2011, 03:04 PM   #86
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my roommate has the same story

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 03:06 PM   #87
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I was a virgin until college...slept with a sorostitute my first night in memphis and then quickly became the guy that picked up sluts at the bars wed-sun

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 03:09 PM   #88
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I don't like sluts. I need to go to more book stores, vintage stores and coffee houses to meet the kind of ladies I like. Feels more possible now that someone voluntarily and enthusiastically enjoyed my comp'ny.

Ooh my friend loves going to vintage stores, she could be my wing chick.

 
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Old 04-12-2011, 03:11 PM   #89
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sluts suck (lol) ...I was pretty much bored with that scene by oh three (11.23.03)

 
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is it rape if you have sex with a girl that you were sort of seeing and is passed out in your bed, but would totally consent if she were conscious? i totally assumed so at the time, otherwise i would have lost it at eighteen. i poked her with my erection a couple of times in the hip, but there was no response.

 
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