ralph wiggum quotes are stupid

bonsor · 06-09-2003, 03:46 PM

am i rite?

El Savior · 06-09-2003, 03:54 PM

no. only the people who use them are stupid.

yo soy el mejor · 06-09-2003, 03:54 PM

that's unpossible.

mpp · 06-09-2003, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
that's unpossible.

Human Replica Droid · 06-09-2003, 03:56 PM

They're funny the first couple bazillion times. (We need an apathetic smiley.)

bonsor · 06-09-2003, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by ******

i thought you left?

do you say that to everyone who comes back from a lunch break at work?

mpp · 06-09-2003, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by ******
do you say that to everyone who comes back from a lunch break at work?

zi...wait, who cares? fuck it

DeviousJ · 06-09-2003, 04:31 PM

Oh John, who's sucking the joy out of your life?

El Savior · 06-09-2003, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by DeviousJ
Oh John, who's sucking the joy out of your life?

probably his parents.

beef curtains · 06-09-2003, 05:14 PM

Cleatus is the new Ralph.

Can I have some of your baby for my coffee?

Go back to abstaining, John.

wangcomputers · 06-09-2003, 05:28 PM

ralph : ew this tastes like grandma!"
clancy: Holy Moses, it *does* taste like grandma!
ralph: I want more!
clancy: Yeah, me too, just give it to me.

---

clancy: ..plus It doesn't do Ralphie any harm to brush up on the basics
ralph: daddy says I'm this close to living in the yard!

Geek USA · 06-09-2003, 05:30 PM

they're funny..

but when people say them it makes me sick.

Toast · 06-09-2003, 06:10 PM

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.

Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!

I bent my wookie.

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."
Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant

And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life

I found a moonrock in my nose!

That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

Boycott Graceland · 06-09-2003, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by Geek USA
they're funny..

but when people say them it makes me sick.

yes. some people can't seem to differenciate between reality and tv.

mewl · 06-09-2003, 08:57 PM

it tastes like burning.

siamese_soma · 06-09-2003, 09:21 PM

ralph has some hilarious quotes but they can only be said at the right time. when ppl say them all the time they get annoying.

06-09-2003, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by siamese_soma
ralph has some hilarious quotes but they can only be said at the right time. when ppl say them all the time they get annoying.

I FAIL INGLISH THAT"S IMPOSSIJBLE LOLOLOLLOLOLOL YOU EVER SEE THAT ON THE SIMPSONS? LOLOLOLOLOLOL THIS TASTES LIKE BURNING GRANDMA LOLOLOLOLOL!

Oblivious · 06-09-2003, 10:15 PM

aww. ralph is my favorite simpsons character ever.

siamese_soma · 06-10-2003, 01:13 AM

duff man is also one of the best. who cant forget 'duff man cant breathe' or 'duff man says a lot of things'

06-09-2003, 03:46 PM	#1
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	ralph wiggum quotes are stupid am i rite?

06-09-2003, 03:54 PM	#2
El Savior Socialphobic Location: Blue State <----- Posts: 10,231	no. only the people who use them are stupid.

06-09-2003, 03:54 PM	#3
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	that's unpossible.

06-09-2003, 03:56 PM	#5
Human Replica Droid Ownz Location: O to the H Posts: 870	They're funny the first couple bazillion times. (We need an apathetic smiley.)

06-09-2003, 04:31 PM	#8
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	Oh John, who's sucking the joy out of your life?

06-09-2003, 05:14 PM	#10
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	Cleatus is the new Ralph. Can I have some of your baby for my coffee? Go back to abstaining, John.

06-09-2003, 05:28 PM	#11
wangcomputers Apocalyptic Poster Location: UK Posts: 4,058	ralph : ew this tastes like grandma!" clancy: Holy Moses, it does taste like grandma! ralph: I want more! clancy: Yeah, me too, just give it to me. --- clancy: ..plus It doesn't do Ralphie any harm to brush up on the basics ralph: daddy says I'm this close to living in the yard!

06-09-2003, 05:30 PM	#12
Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	they're funny.. but when people say them it makes me sick.

06-09-2003, 06:10 PM	#13
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	Me fail English? That's unpossible. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me. Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma! I bent my wookie. The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants." Chief Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son." I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life I found a moonrock in my nose! That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!

06-09-2003, 08:57 PM	#15
mewl Socialphobic Posts: 14,498	it tastes like burning.

06-09-2003, 09:21 PM	#16
siamese_soma Oblivious Virgin Location: Vista, CA Posts: 43	ralph has some hilarious quotes but they can only be said at the right time. when ppl say them all the time they get annoying.

06-09-2003, 10:15 PM	#18
Oblivious Apocalyptic Poster Location: Village Oblivia Posts: 3,481	aww. ralph is my favorite simpsons character ever.

06-10-2003, 01:13 AM	#19
siamese_soma Oblivious Virgin Location: Vista, CA Posts: 43	duff man is also one of the best. who cant forget 'duff man cant breathe' or 'duff man says a lot of things'