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Old 04-03-2011, 05:34 PM   #31
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i signed up for okcupid one time and it didn't find any matches for me. my ex-gf did the same and found no matches as well. we decided to get back together.

 
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Old 04-03-2011, 08:03 PM   #32
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he met an online dating whore, got played, decided to be a dick and tell her off through a text message (like a big man) when him and his buddies were lose on a couple tecates and then he recognized her at a local bar where again he became a dick and instead of talking to her texted her after she left, like a pussy (thus completing the dick / pussy cycle.) he's proud of himself, slaps on the back all the way around

I wasn't going to go up and talk to her cause I really wasn't sure that it was her. It seemed like a big long shot that I would recognize her and it would be her. She looked much better in person than she does in her pictures. Plus me calling her out earlier pissed her off so I wasn't trying to just walk up into something that could have turned into an ugly situation. But it all worked out in the end so whatever.

 
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Old 04-03-2011, 08:22 PM   #33
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sounds like you've got some issues

 
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Old 04-03-2011, 10:19 PM   #34
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An ugly situation? You mean being held accountable for your actions.

 
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Old 04-03-2011, 10:55 PM   #35
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Old 04-04-2011, 01:36 AM   #36
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Old 04-04-2011, 02:05 AM   #37
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Austria ehh... Throw another shrImp on the barbie

 
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Old 04-04-2011, 02:05 AM   #38
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Prawns on the barbie

 
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Old 04-04-2011, 11:11 AM   #39
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that whole story had me dieing. just dieing!

 
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