Stay classy, Bellaire, Ohio!

sickbadthing · 03-30-2011, 11:23 PM

http://wtrf.com/story.cfm?func=viewstory&storyid=96699

ORIGINAL STORY
Police said a Bellaire man had to be removed from his home on Washington Street Sunday.

Police said the man's skin had become attached to the fabric of the chair after he sat in it for two years

Authorities said he was sitting in his own feces and urine and maggots were visible.

Police were called in to help transfer the man to the hospital.

(Related story: Community Asks Questions in Obese Bellaire Man Story)

Authorities said they had to cut a hole in the wall to get the man out of his home.

Shockingly, two other able-bodied people lived there---another man, who had a separate bedroom, and the girlfriend of the man who was stuck in the chair. Officials say the girlfriend served food to him, since he never got up.

Bellaire Code Enforcer Jim Chase says now the tennants have been given orders to clean it or leave it.

One officer said it was the worst thing he ever responded to. And most said the worst part of all was the smell. Ironically the landlord says the man in the chair rented from her before and used to be a vital active person.

She says she checked on them periodically but lately he always sat with a blanket over him. She says she had no idea it had come to this.

Sunday morning his housemates called officials when he was unresponsive.

The 43-year-old man is currently in the ~~hospital~~ DEAD.

sickbadthing · 03-30-2011, 11:25 PM

Who wouldn't want to live out their dream of sitting in a La-Z-Boy, shitting and pissing until you fuse with the fabric and having maggots live of your shit, piss and skin?

OMG I suddenly want pizza!

Trotskilicious · 03-30-2011, 11:25 PM

holy shit even this guy has a girlfriend

Toast · 03-30-2011, 11:54 PM

I remember the same thing happening to some bitch in Kansas or someplace, except she was attached to the toilet.

Order 66 · 03-31-2011, 12:19 AM

kind of reminds me of this. this apartment is about two blocks from where i live now

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y26...partment/6.jpg

Trotskilicious · 03-31-2011, 12:23 AM

that's a texas mess. taco cabana, whataburger, szchlotzky's, shipleys. impressive.

Dead Frequency · 07:43 AM

I wonder if his girl gave him the blowjobs.

killtrocity · 03-31-2011, 01:57 AM

I want to see pictures of this abomination

redbreegull · 03-31-2011, 02:00 AM

she had no idea it had come to this

exactlythesame · 03-31-2011, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

holy shit even this guy has a girlfriend

we have no excuse

Trotskilicious · 03-31-2011, 02:18 AM

well i'd like to date a girl that wouldn't hang out with this guy for very long

Trotskilicious · 03-31-2011, 02:18 AM

i mean, ideally.

exactlythesame · 03-31-2011, 02:21 AM

i guess lack of self of steam really wreaks your social life

ella · 03-31-2011, 02:25 AM

I just watched the exact same crap on Nip/Tuck the other night...except it was a lady...she had sat on her couch for like 7 years and had become attached to it. Sean and Christian had to stab her w/ about 2,000 needles to numb her bc her heart was too weak to be put under and then they skinned her butt and back. She died.

Bellaire is only about 45 mins from my house. It's a nasty area...right on the river.

exactlythesame · 03-31-2011, 02:31 AM

hey ella. nip/tuck isn't a documentary

ella · 03-31-2011, 02:36 AM

Yeah I just thought the similarities were odd.

exactlythesame · 03-31-2011, 03:07 AM

there was a story back in '08 where a woman fused to a toilet seat in a trailer park.

turns out nip/tuck and this gentleman from bellaire are white trash copy cats

http://bit.ly/os5z

ella · 03-31-2011, 03:14 AM

Eh toilet seat woman was another copy cat...

Nip/Tuck season 3 episode 1, back in 2005.

exactlythesame · 03-31-2011, 03:14 AM

duovamp · 03-31-2011, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trotskilicious

holy shit even this guy has a girlfriend

But she's clearly banging the other dude in the house.

Trotskilicious · 03-31-2011, 09:08 AM

i bet she likes poo, she just didn't want to admit it.

man that is so revolting, god damn.

Trotskilicious · 03-31-2011, 09:08 AM

MERICA!

FoolofaTook · 03-31-2011, 11:53 AM

i guess life could be worse

at first, this thread made it hard for me to eat my cup noodles.

now this thread makes me feel better about myself. i like whiskey.

Tchocky · 03-31-2011, 12:13 PM

Mmm...squalid hell-hole.

03-30-2011, 11:23 PM	#1
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Stay classy, Bellaire, Ohio! http://wtrf.com/story.cfm?func=viewstory&storyid=96699 ORIGINAL STORY Police said a Bellaire man had to be removed from his home on Washington Street Sunday. Police said the man's skin had become attached to the fabric of the chair after he sat in it for two years Authorities said he was sitting in his own feces and urine and maggots were visible. Police were called in to help transfer the man to the hospital. (Related story: Community Asks Questions in Obese Bellaire Man Story) Authorities said they had to cut a hole in the wall to get the man out of his home. Shockingly, two other able-bodied people lived there---another man, who had a separate bedroom, and the girlfriend of the man who was stuck in the chair. Officials say the girlfriend served food to him, since he never got up. Bellaire Code Enforcer Jim Chase says now the tennants have been given orders to clean it or leave it. One officer said it was the worst thing he ever responded to. And most said the worst part of all was the smell. Ironically the landlord says the man in the chair rented from her before and used to be a vital active person. She says she checked on them periodically but lately he always sat with a blanket over him. She says she had no idea it had come to this. Sunday morning his housemates called officials when he was unresponsive. The 43-year-old man is currently in the ~~hospital~~ DEAD.

03-31-2011, 12:35 AM	#7
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	I wonder if his girl gave him the blowjobs. Last edited by Dead Frequency : 03-31-2011 at 07:43 AM.

03-31-2011, 03:14 AM	#19
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,680	D=<

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03-30-2011, 11:25 PM	#2
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Who wouldn't want to live out their dream of sitting in a La-Z-Boy, shitting and pissing until you fuse with the fabric and having maggots live of your shit, piss and skin? OMG I suddenly want pizza!

03-30-2011, 11:25 PM	#3
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	holy shit even this guy has a girlfriend

03-30-2011, 11:54 PM	#4
Toast Apocalyptic Poster Location: Woodinville, Wa. Posts: 3,193	I remember the same thing happening to some bitch in Kansas or someplace, except she was attached to the toilet.

03-31-2011, 12:19 AM	#5
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	kind of reminds me of this. this apartment is about two blocks from where i live now http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y26...partment/6.jpg

03-31-2011, 12:23 AM	#6
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	that's a texas mess. taco cabana, whataburger, szchlotzky's, shipleys. impressive.

03-31-2011, 01:57 AM	#8
killtrocity Saturday Night Goth Location: POLLOS Posts: 8,926	I want to see pictures of this abomination

03-31-2011, 02:00 AM	#9
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,021	she had no idea it had come to this

03-31-2011, 02:18 AM	#11
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	well i'd like to date a girl that wouldn't hang out with this guy for very long

03-31-2011, 02:21 AM	#13
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,680	i guess lack of self of steam really wreaks your social life

03-31-2011, 02:25 AM	#14
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,562	I just watched the exact same crap on Nip/Tuck the other night...except it was a lady...she had sat on her couch for like 7 years and had become attached to it. Sean and Christian had to stab her w/ about 2,000 needles to numb her bc her heart was too weak to be put under and then they skinned her butt and back. She died. Bellaire is only about 45 mins from my house. It's a nasty area...right on the river.

03-31-2011, 02:31 AM	#15
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,680	hey ella. nip/tuck isn't a documentary

03-31-2011, 02:36 AM	#16
ella Minion of Satan Posts: 5,562	Yeah I just thought the similarities were odd.

03-31-2011, 03:07 AM	#17
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,680	there was a story back in '08 where a woman fused to a toilet seat in a trailer park. turns out nip/tuck and this gentleman from bellaire are white trash copy cats http://bit.ly/os5z

03-31-2011, 09:08 AM	#21
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	i bet she likes poo, she just didn't want to admit it. man that is so revolting, god damn.

03-31-2011, 11:53 AM	#23
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	i guess life could be worse at first, this thread made it hard for me to eat my cup noodles. now this thread makes me feel better about myself. i like whiskey.

03-31-2011, 12:13 PM	#24
Tchocky Minion of Satan Location: Wher I en nd yu begn Posts: 6,996	Mmm...squalid hell-hole.