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View Poll Results: I eat my poptarts:
toasted 4 16.67%
straight from the box 5 20.83%
both ways 10 41.67%
spa_ced 5 20.83%
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Old 03-02-2011, 12:41 PM   #31
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I'd rather eat a Toaster Strudel...Makes pop tarts seem dry and old.

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 12:43 PM   #32
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I eat my poptarts...

LIKE A BOSS.


 
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Old 03-02-2011, 01:07 PM   #33
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i was never allowed to eat poptarts

i <3 my mom

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 05:09 PM   #34
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I have never had a poptart microwaved, but since it only takes about a minute to heat one in the toaster, I don't really see the point. Can't possibly taste as good.

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 06:14 PM   #35
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It does...more gooey.

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 06:50 PM   #36
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Less dried out and caramelized, if that's your thing

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 08:39 PM   #37
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the toaster allows you to get the perfect ratio of crunchy corners and gooey insides. the microwave is not as accurate a tool. like doing heart surgery with a chain saw

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 08:54 PM   #38
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i've never had one. i don't want that goo in my mouth.

 
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Old 03-02-2011, 09:08 PM   #39
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i've never had one. i don't want that goo in my mouth.
How about the face then?

Aw... I take it back.

I apologize.

Just on the boobs and you don't have to touch it.

 
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Old 03-07-2011, 10:24 PM   #40
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Update:

Last weekend I ate poptarts warmed over a bonfire. Not too effective. The outside gets black and hard very quickly while the inside barely heats at all. Then a cop came and made me put the fire out.

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 12:46 AM   #41
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warmed over a bonfire

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 12:53 AM   #42
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Last weekend I ate poptarts warmed over a bonfire. Not too effective. The outside gets black and hard very quickly while the inside barely heats at all. Then a cop came and made me put the fire out.
what a waste of a saturday night

i imagine you were alone

 
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Old 03-08-2011, 02:29 AM   #43
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no but I almost got charged with distributing to a minor

cop was just being a dick, I actually had every right to be where I was, I guess he was just taking his self loathing out on the young and carefree

 
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