any of u guys do stocks/ day trading/pennies?

ATS · 03-06-2011, 03:00 AM

i couldnt help but think of this phorum when i saw ZNWAZ under "also viewed"

it reminded me of the band "zwan"

Toby · 03-06-2011, 03:21 AM

i sang black swan on the way home from work today

slunken · 03-06-2011, 05:23 AM

life is a gamble

slunken · 03-06-2011, 05:53 AM

enjoy faux white collar hell yuppie

Mooney · 03-06-2011, 09:49 AM

when i was born, my grandfather bought $500 worth of scotiabank shares in my name, with a dividend reinvestment program.

now those shares are worth $37 000.

exactlythesame · 03-06-2011, 01:24 PM

congratulations, you can now buy a high end american car

Mooney · 03-06-2011, 01:34 PM

that sounds like a genius investment. but i already have a car, and i don't even have a valid driver's license.

barden · 03-06-2011, 06:52 PM

mooney lets do some business.
sppunk you're invited too.
I am sure I remember someone saying Etsy and futureboy were loaded too, so lets do this.

barden · 03-06-2011, 08:20 PM

okay dudes here is idea number 1, can some legal type check that if i can prove these ideas were first thought of and documented in this thread, and any get developed later, I stake some kind of monetary claim, i'll be happy and maybe cut you in on the deal.

This idea works like this, you might want some admin type to iron out some of the details, i'm an ideas man myself I dont have time for all the details so dont expect no business plan graph bullshit:

Sponsored Boarders. In this day and age of the internet ages, we could create an exclusive army of 'quality boarders'. These quality boarders are hired out to various pages on the internet where they infiltrate the dicussion boards and ecourage healthy productive debate, engaging content, humour, relevant news trends and breaks, establish personal relations with board members to encourage feedback etc, and create a more social environment online, keeping traffic flowing.

We could start a company that works as agents on behalf of these boarders, create profiles with their tendancies, strengths etc. Little quirky quotes and shit I dont know.
We'd make a small cut off all boarders and through this have to enforce a strong quality control aspect. We could also negotiate terms of incentive to encourage the benchmark standard- bonuses for multi page thread responses etc.

You get the idea I am sure.

This is idea 1. in this thread I will offer you all a chance to read a variety of business suggestions and if one takes your fancy and you wish to develop it further with me or purchase the idea, i'm just one PM away.

barden · 03-06-2011, 08:29 PM

Here's idea 2, another internet goodie:

Online Time Capsules.

You log in and update your account with photos, little messages etc. You could operate it like a blog for your future. If you are expecting a baby you sign up for this little service and it prompts you for a bunch of shit like, 'Date, time, mood, favourite song of the moment etc' and you update that shit and write a little blog like, 'I felt you kick for the first time today my little bean, i am both scared and excited, one day you will spring from me like some kind of love / blood explosion' and then you save all this shit, with photos, movie clips and whatever. You do this as the kid grows and shit and on their 21st birthday, or on your deathbed, or in your will, you leave the details of the account and password to access the data. Once you are identified as the reader and not the author, you will gain access to a treasure chest of priceless value. As the author you could perhaps choose dates / intervals to release the info to the reader so they get weekly updates from you or something. Kind of like a ghost situation but different (if you are dead). A happy haunting. Bitter sweet really I suppose.
Anyway for all this pricelessness there will be a small startup fee and then we roll in the $$.
Like it? It can be yours. Get in touch.

03-06-2011, 03:00 AM	#1
ATS Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,324	any of u guys do stocks/ day trading/pennies? i couldnt help but think of this phorum when i saw ZNWAZ under "also viewed" it reminded me of the band "zwan"

03-06-2011, 09:49 AM	#5
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	when i was born, my grandfather bought $500 worth of scotiabank shares in my name, with a dividend reinvestment program. now those shares are worth $37 000. __________________

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03-06-2011, 01:24 PM	#6
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,680	congratulations, you can now buy a high end american car

03-06-2011, 01:34 PM	#7
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	that sounds like a genius investment. but i already have a car, and i don't even have a valid driver's license.

03-06-2011, 06:52 PM	#8
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	mooney lets do some business. sppunk you're invited too. I am sure I remember someone saying Etsy and futureboy were loaded too, so lets do this.

03-06-2011, 08:20 PM	#9
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	okay dudes here is idea number 1, can some legal type check that if i can prove these ideas were first thought of and documented in this thread, and any get developed later, I stake some kind of monetary claim, i'll be happy and maybe cut you in on the deal. This idea works like this, you might want some admin type to iron out some of the details, i'm an ideas man myself I dont have time for all the details so dont expect no business plan graph bullshit: Sponsored Boarders. In this day and age of the internet ages, we could create an exclusive army of 'quality boarders'. These quality boarders are hired out to various pages on the internet where they infiltrate the dicussion boards and ecourage healthy productive debate, engaging content, humour, relevant news trends and breaks, establish personal relations with board members to encourage feedback etc, and create a more social environment online, keeping traffic flowing. We could start a company that works as agents on behalf of these boarders, create profiles with their tendancies, strengths etc. Little quirky quotes and shit I dont know. We'd make a small cut off all boarders and through this have to enforce a strong quality control aspect. We could also negotiate terms of incentive to encourage the benchmark standard- bonuses for multi page thread responses etc. You get the idea I am sure. This is idea 1. in this thread I will offer you all a chance to read a variety of business suggestions and if one takes your fancy and you wish to develop it further with me or purchase the idea, i'm just one PM away.

03-06-2011, 08:29 PM	#10
barden Braindead Location: The Ghetto Posts: 19,611	Here's idea 2, another internet goodie: Online Time Capsules. You log in and update your account with photos, little messages etc. You could operate it like a blog for your future. If you are expecting a baby you sign up for this little service and it prompts you for a bunch of shit like, 'Date, time, mood, favourite song of the moment etc' and you update that shit and write a little blog like, 'I felt you kick for the first time today my little bean, i am both scared and excited, one day you will spring from me like some kind of love / blood explosion' and then you save all this shit, with photos, movie clips and whatever. You do this as the kid grows and shit and on their 21st birthday, or on your deathbed, or in your will, you leave the details of the account and password to access the data. Once you are identified as the reader and not the author, you will gain access to a treasure chest of priceless value. As the author you could perhaps choose dates / intervals to release the info to the reader so they get weekly updates from you or something. Kind of like a ghost situation but different (if you are dead). A happy haunting. Bitter sweet really I suppose. Anyway for all this pricelessness there will be a small startup fee and then we roll in the $$. Like it? It can be yours. Get in touch.