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Netphorian of the Decade
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I've been drunk once. I started apologizing to my firends. Saying things like "I'm sorry,..you guys expect better from me,..i'm the one that should be taking care of you". I almost fell down the stairs to the basement and so they babysat me. Never again buddy.
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Friday night I drank far too many Sapporo's at the bar where my mates work. I tend to walk around like I own the place when I'm that drunk cause I know all the staff/managment really well ...
Anyhow, it was quite crowded so everytime I wanted to get past someone I started saying "Let me through, I'm a doctor!" some guy said "yeah right" ... so I laughed at him
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THE COOK
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i blackout often, drinking a fifth of grey goose with redbull without eating for two days is not a good idea.
often i call my friends, and the next day they have to tell me what we talked about. i go outside to check to see if i smashed my car. i have never crashed it, but people have hit me 3 different times. i sometimes call X girlfriends. :erm |
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Apocalyptic Poster
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The stupidest thing I ever did the last time I was drinking was to continue drinking. No mas tequila...no massssssssssss...urp...
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Braindead
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Ownz
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Let me just paint a picture for you:
"Guys, shh! Be quiet! Dad just pulled up. Shh... hey, shhh! Kenzie... could you please shut the fuck up? I think I hear my dad outside." "Ahahahahahahahahaha! Aaaahahaha! I'm in the jungle! I'm in the jungle!" |
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die 'til it doesn't hurt
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I'm not supposed to drink anymore (medical reasons
) but last time I was kinda drunk was last summer, at a bonfire on the beach. after too many rum & cokes I decided it would be really fun to start running, and it was! I was running as fast as I could, but I couldn't really feel or control my legs from the knees down, so the sensation was unbelievable, and I was laughing my ass off while running ![]()
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Pledge
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i like to fight people. i always get my ass kicked though. i'll fight anyone.
i like to steal stuff too. |
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Socialphobic
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If I'm in a place that I'm comfortable at, like a friend's house or something, I turn in a giggly five year old. I dance and sing and laugh and smile and roll around on the floor and take off my clothes...all that dumb stuff. If I'm in a bad environment (college dorm full of people that don't give a shit, for example) I get really depressed and cry and harm myself. So I've given up drinking. Yeah...
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