click here for a great story.

bahnzah · 02-12-2011, 02:39 PM

my good friend works at a convenience store. over the past few weeks, someone has been leaving large black bags of liquid in the trash cans outside. since there is a different protocol for the disposal of large volumes of liquid, they usually just call waste management and they take care of it however they take care of it.

this past weekend one of her coworkers was handling one of these bags when it broke and spilled all over him. this was of particular concern since the liquid was pink with white chunks in it.

pink with white chunks in it.

pink with white chunks in it.

the manager, understandably concerned, called the police, who at the time had no idea what this shit was or where it may have come from. so they took a sample back to the lab. they came back to the store later this week to let them know that it was medical waste from liposuction.

D:
D:
D:

Mooney · 02-12-2011, 02:54 PM

Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

Toby · 02-12-2011, 02:57 PM

oh man, that is wild! I wonder if someone around is doing DIY lipo in their garage

ilikeplanets · 02-12-2011, 03:04 PM

Bahahaha that's disgusting!

Mo · 02-12-2011, 03:09 PM

Ewwww.

cork_soaker · 02-12-2011, 03:31 PM

and.then.what.happened?

slunken · 02-12-2011, 05:02 PM

convenience store dumpster is convenient.

hnibos · 02-12-2011, 05:36 PM

some doctor having trouble paying his ridiculous mortgage in winter park decided to do some off the books discounted surgeries for desperate whales huh

ATS · 02-12-2011, 09:10 PM

thats just like that scene in boondock saints

smashingjj · 02-13-2011, 07:45 AM

reminds me of my youth

sickbadthing · 02-13-2011, 07:52 AM

did that asshole eat it

sickbadthing · 02-13-2011, 07:53 AM

your good friend is a cunt john.

i want more than that.

Mooney · 02-13-2011, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooney

Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.

post/sig

lololol

i'm beginning to take this hangover personally.

Trotskilicious · 02-13-2011, 12:42 PM

mooney don't draw attention to the fact that obvious man with obvious signature made the obvious reference

Mooney · 02-13-2011, 01:08 PM

obvious man. i've been called worse.

Trotskilicious · 02-13-2011, 01:14 PM

yeah i'm sure you have oh burn

cork_soaker · 02-13-2011, 01:48 PM

this is a chemical burn

Eulogy · 02-13-2011, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bahnzah

D:
D:
D:

the only appropriate response, really.

slunken · 01-12-2012, 02:26 AM

there wasn't enough closure in this thread

02-12-2011, 02:39 PM	#1
bahnzah Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,308	click here for a great story. my good friend works at a convenience store. over the past few weeks, someone has been leaving large black bags of liquid in the trash cans outside. since there is a different protocol for the disposal of large volumes of liquid, they usually just call waste management and they take care of it however they take care of it. this past weekend one of her coworkers was handling one of these bags when it broke and spilled all over him. this was of particular concern since the liquid was pink with white chunks in it. pink with white chunks in it. pink with white chunks in it. the manager, understandably concerned, called the police, who at the time had no idea what this shit was or where it may have come from. so they took a sample back to the lab. they came back to the store later this week to let them know that it was medical waste from liposuction. D: D: D:

02-12-2011, 02:54 PM	#2
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them. __________________

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ATS Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,324	thats just like that scene in boondock saints

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02-13-2011, 07:52 AM	#11
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02-13-2011, 07:53 AM	#12
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	your good friend is a cunt john. i want more than that.

02-13-2011, 12:42 PM	#14
Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	mooney don't draw attention to the fact that obvious man with obvious signature made the obvious reference

02-12-2011, 03:09 PM	#5
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Trotskilicious Banned Location: I believe in the transcendental qualities of friendship. Posts: 39,602	yeah i'm sure you have oh burn

02-13-2011, 01:48 PM	#17
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179	this is a chemical burn

01-12-2012, 02:26 AM	#19
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	there wasn't enough closure in this thread