ST#343 "my cat's breath smells like cat food"

strange_one · 06-07-2003, 10:51 PM

its MY cat's breath...

FearFactory · 06-07-2003, 10:52 PM

Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

D. · 06-07-2003, 10:53 PM

me fail english? that's unpossible!

FearFactory · 06-07-2003, 10:55 PM

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Originally posted by ******

well......... FUCK

Have you been drinking at work again?

FearFactory · 06-07-2003, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by ******

maybe......... not. that comes in about 2 hours.

What's the harm in cracking a couple open while on break?

miss world · 06-07-2003, 11:06 PM

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Originally posted by David
me fail english? that's unpossible!

FearFactory · 06-07-2003, 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by ******

nah that's when i hit the bong and shoot the heroin.

Fucking smackhead.

dusty · 06-07-2003, 11:10 PM

ms. krobople and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

D. · 06-07-2003, 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by ******

nah that's when i hit the bong and shoot the heroin.

i tried quitting heroin but it was all in vein.
LOLOLOLOLLLSKDFVSDKVJ SFKBVJFSDB

sleeper · 06-07-2003, 11:24 PM

when he stands there with a smile on his face, frowns, pisses his pants, then smiles again

yeah whatever · 06-07-2003, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by sleeper
when he stands there with a smile on his face, frowns, pisses his pants, then smiles again

creepiest simpson's moment ever.

god, i love ralphie.

sleeper · 06-07-2003, 11:51 PM

i get into a silent laughing fit everytime i see it. i dont laugh out loud i just squirm there mouth ajar with a dry heave kinda reaction. but in a good way

Ugly · 06-08-2003, 01:49 AM

Ms. Hover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside?
Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.

sarmatianus · 06-08-2003, 01:55 AM

Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky.

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl!
Ralph: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit! Never give up.

And when the Doctor said I didn't have worms anymore that was the happiest day of my life.

Hi Principal Skinner! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

They taste like...burning!

Ghetto_Squirrel · 06-08-2003, 02:19 AM

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Originally posted by dusty
ms. krobople and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors. (class laugh)
Hoover: The children are right to laugh, Ralph. These scissors couldn't cut butter.

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if
I kept my finger outta there.

Ugly · 06-08-2003, 02:48 AM

Ralph: "Miss Hoover? The floor is shaking."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you thought the --"
[gusher explodes through the ceiling, taking Ralph with it]

strange_one · 06-08-2003, 04:45 AM

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Originally posted by Ugly
Ralph: "Miss Hoover? The floor is shaking."
Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you thought the --"
[gusher explodes through the ceiling, taking Ralph with it]

Fattening Ass · 06-08-2003, 05:16 AM

Dentist:
"How often do you brush, Ralph?"

Ralph:
"Three times a day, sir."

Dentist:
"Why must you turn my office into a house of LIES?!

wangcomputers · 06-08-2003, 06:55 AM

"help, she's touching my special area"

shaniqua · 06-08-2003, 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by FearFactory
Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking!

hahaha yesssssssss.

also,

"we're a totem pole! oyeoyeoye!"

wangcomputers · 06-08-2003, 11:03 AM

http://www.piksandcrap.homestead.com/files/friends.jpg

sleeper · 06-08-2003, 02:34 PM

i like that one where lisa goes to college and she comes back to see join her friends rolling down the hill and they tell her off. then its just a static shot of ralph with a big smile just tipping over

miss world · 06-08-2003, 02:50 PM

We're going to be in a pie!

murgle · 06-08-2003, 03:33 PM

"I bent my wookie!"

(as he jumps up and down) "I'm happy and ANGRY!"

i also love, "me fail english? that's unpossible"

I <3 Ralph

DevilSaint · 06-08-2003, 04:46 PM

"Go banana!"

Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants."

Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

yeah whatever · 06-08-2003, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by sleeper
i like that one where lisa goes to college and she comes back to see join her friends rolling down the hill and they tell her off. then its just a static shot of ralph with a big smile just tipping over

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
YES.

pale blue eyes · 06-08-2003, 07:00 PM

"Phew, Daddy this tastes like Grandma!"

"Lisa, Lisa!"
[College friends drive off with Lisa in the car]
"Why do people run away from me?"
[Ralph stands silently in road, frowns, wets his pants.]

06-07-2003, 10:52 PM	#2
FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,493	Oh boy! Sleep! That's where I'm a viking! __________________ I'm tired of searching for myself.

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06-07-2003, 10:51 PM	#1
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	its MY cat's breath...

06-07-2003, 10:53 PM	#3
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	me fail english? that's unpossible! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

06-07-2003, 11:10 PM	#8
dusty Minion of Satan Location: holding on. Posts: 5,932	ms. krobople and principle skinner were in the closet making babies and i saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

06-07-2003, 11:24 PM	#10
sleeper Minion of Satan Posts: 8,801	when he stands there with a smile on his face, frowns, pisses his pants, then smiles again

06-07-2003, 11:51 PM	#12
sleeper Minion of Satan Posts: 8,801	i get into a silent laughing fit everytime i see it. i dont laugh out loud i just squirm there mouth ajar with a dry heave kinda reaction. but in a good way

06-08-2003, 01:49 AM	#13
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	Ms. Hover: Ralph, remember the time you said Snagglepuss was outside? Ralph: He was going to the bathroom.

06-08-2003, 01:55 AM	#14
sarmatianus Apocalyptic Poster Location: Charm City Posts: 1,033	Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky. Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl! Ralph: I'm a boy. Homer: That's the spirit! Never give up. And when the Doctor said I didn't have worms anymore that was the happiest day of my life. Hi Principal Skinner! Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! They taste like...burning!

06-08-2003, 02:48 AM	#16
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	Ralph: "Miss Hoover? The floor is shaking." Miss Hoover: "Ralph, remember the time you thought the --" [gusher explodes through the ceiling, taking Ralph with it]

06-08-2003, 05:16 AM	#18
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	Dentist: "How often do you brush, Ralph?" Ralph: "Three times a day, sir." Dentist: "Why must you turn my office into a house of LIES?!

06-08-2003, 06:55 AM	#19
wangcomputers Apocalyptic Poster Location: UK Posts: 4,058	"help, she's touching my special area"

06-08-2003, 11:03 AM	#21
wangcomputers Apocalyptic Poster Location: UK Posts: 4,058	http://www.piksandcrap.homestead.com/files/friends.jpg

06-08-2003, 02:34 PM	#22
sleeper Minion of Satan Posts: 8,801	i like that one where lisa goes to college and she comes back to see join her friends rolling down the hill and they tell her off. then its just a static shot of ralph with a big smile just tipping over

06-08-2003, 02:50 PM	#23
miss world Minion of Satan Posts: 8,742	We're going to be in a pie!

06-08-2003, 03:33 PM	#24
murgle Shaz doesn't fuck around. Location: dallas Posts: 9,260	"I bent my wookie!" (as he jumps up and down) "I'm happy and ANGRY!" i also love, "me fail english? that's unpossible" I <3 Ralph

06-08-2003, 04:46 PM	#25
DevilSaint Apocalyptic Poster Location: Not Here Anymore Posts: 1,612	"Go banana!" Ralph: "Daddy, I'm scared. Too scared to even wet my pants." Wiggum: "Just relax and it'll come, son."

06-08-2003, 07:00 PM	#27
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	"Phew, Daddy this tastes like Grandma!" "Lisa, Lisa!" [College friends drive off with Lisa in the car] "Why do people run away from me?" [Ralph stands silently in road, frowns, wets his pants.]