Long talkers

[Toby]

I have 2 friends that insist on talking my ear off for an hour and a half or more

[Trotskilicious]

do they just plow ahead and talk over you or try to fill silence

[ella]

My sister is like that...even what trots said, and she talks so loud that you can't talk over her even if you wanted to. Last time I had supper at my mom's, Mary warmed up her car around 8pm, didn't get out of the house until 9:15pm bc she couldn't shut up.

She's impossible.

[Trotskilicious]

thing is i think sometimes i'm that guy

i do know this guy, he came over the other day and it was just this constant stream of absolute bullshit. an IT punk rocker, and he's got one better than any story you manage to tell and he'll tell you EVERYTHING about work holy crap no hint taken. and it's all just this constant dorky bravado...it's hard to take but everyone seems to be ok with him.

he's ok when you're at a party or a show or whatever but man shut the fuck up and let other people talk

[ella]

My sister wouldn't even let you tell a story.

[Trotskilicious]

and most importantly lay off the bullshit and bravado, that stuff really irritates me.

[ella]

If you do manage to start telling her something her phone will ring...

[Trotskilicious]

SHUT UP ELLA I'M TALKING

[ella]

haha go on.

[obscured01]

My sis in law is like that. We were on the phone day before yesterday for around 25 minutes, and I had only gotten in 3 sentences. Ugh.

[Trotskilicious]

sometimes when i'm comfortable i feel like i do a lot of talking and people are laughing and things like that but I think they're just faking it. @_@

[ella]

How can you feel like that and feel comfortable? Or maybe after you realize they might be fake laughing, you become uncomfortable.

[Trotskilicious]

after i realize that my throat is dry because i was talking yes i become very uncomfortable

[obscured01]

Usually if you hear them saying 'uh huh, uh huh, ok' a lot, and then laughing, they're totally faking it. I'm a master at that, especially with my sis.

Because really, what are you going to do? Be an ass and tell them to shut up? Bitch, you're talking to much? I don't really see any other option than being nice and faking it.

[bahnzah]

My three least favorite kinds of customers:

1. Customers that talk endlessly about shit that doesn't matter
2. Customers that usually interrupt you to talk endlessly about shit that doesn't matter
3. Customers that ignore your instructions because they're interrupting with endless talk about shit that doesn't matter

It stresses me out quite a lot. I think about these people and the terrible job their parents did at helping them function as productive adults. I fantasize that there arises some life or death situation where they're on the phone with some special agent who is trying to help them diffuse a bomb and they accidentally kill themselves because they were yammering on about their kid's math homework or something.

I generally avoid befriending such classless idiots.

[yo soy el mejor]

some people you can tell are just being friendly and i can deal with that. others think you should actually give a crap... really tweaks my melon.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

i don't mind them since i have nothing to say.

[bahnzah]

When I try to make small talk with someone I usually wait for three consecutive signs of disinterest (uh huhs, head nods, fake laughs, etc.) before I quit. People seem to appreciate it either consciously or unconsciously. It makes things a lot less awkward if you know how to read that sort of body language.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

i hate small talk.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

i mean, do you wanna fuck me or what. lets stop fucking around here.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

plus i'm never really in the conversation or any moment for that matter.

[yo soy el mejor]

i do a lot of head nodding.

[bahnzah]

[yo soy el mejor]

wow, ******. we'd have a shitty conversation cause we're like the same and junk.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

during sex once i wondered if i had enough wood chips to smoke the brisket i had bought earlier.

[bahnzah]

oh, you'd totally be interested in what i had to say.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

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[Toby]

Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

during sex once i wondered if i had enough wood chips to smoke the brisket i had bought earlier.

boring lay?

[Elvis The Fat Years]

Originally Posted by Toby

boring lay?

don't remember. just the way i am. going down on a chick for 10-20 minutes my mind tends to wander.

i like chicks who are really into you. you can get em wet by just touching them and make them cum relatively easy. dont get me wrong, i don't mind a little work but if a chick isn't into you i find that it takes forever or theyre fucked in the head with daddy issues or some shit. at some point you just have to throw in the towel. or worry about your brisket.

[Elvis The Fat Years]

i should write a book. im dr. fucking ruth over here.