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Old 02-02-2011, 06:14 PM   #1
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Default Oral sex causes cancer

I'm living forever, bitches.

http://www.salon.com/life/sex/index....02/02/oral_sex

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 06:15 PM   #2
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If you're chompin' on dirty dong/cunt, sure, but otherwise blow/eat away. DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT.

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 06:15 PM   #3
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i dont want to live long anyways

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 06:15 PM   #4
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how do you know them nasty bits is nasty tho

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 06:16 PM   #5
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anything fun....

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 06:16 PM   #6
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how do you know them nasty bits is nasty tho
Test the waters with a home kit.

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 06:17 PM   #7
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i don't even think about sex anymore. i don't have time for it. my life is nothing but work, school, parenting, cooking, cleaning and driving places. at least i won't have diseases and cancer.

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 06:28 PM   #8
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I'd let her give me cancer.

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 06:28 PM   #9
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Looks like she would too.

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 06:29 PM   #10
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You know who won't give anyone cancer though? Anne fucking Hathaway. I bet she tastes like a dream.

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 07:00 PM   #11
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i don't even think about sex anymore. i don't have time for it. my life is nothing but work, school, parenting, cooking, cleaning and driving places. at least i won't have diseases and cancer.
sounds like you need to get laid.

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 07:17 PM   #12
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i enjoy going down on ladies

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 07:52 PM   #13
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I was hoping it would cause foot cancer or something equally unrelated.

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 09:52 PM   #14
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"dick cheese" is apparently cancer inducing in womens vaginas.

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 10:05 PM   #15
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Why for were you at salon.com bro

 
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Old 02-02-2011, 10:18 PM   #16
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feces cures aids.

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 04:45 AM   #17
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but you have time to post on netphoria. good for you.
the amount of time i spend posting here is equivilent to the amount of time i'd spend on sex or a blow job so I think it all works out in the end somehow. in real life most people make time for sex and right now this board is that space and time.

 
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Old 02-03-2011, 11:20 AM   #18
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Why for were you at salon.com bro
because i read it...?

 
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