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Old 06-08-2003, 01:24 AM   #1
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Thumbs down Dumbfuck of the year. (Please don't let this person reproduce)

It's not like she would know how anyway...

http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2002/as_...1_pregnant.asp
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Old 06-08-2003, 01:26 AM   #2
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Old 06-08-2003, 01:54 AM   #3
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that response totally ignored the possibility that the person asking the question was a hermaphrodite.

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 01:55 AM   #4
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It's obviously a fake. No 16 yr old spells "masturbating" correctly.

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 03:09 AM   #5
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wow. most of the questions on that site are frightening.

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 09:51 AM   #6
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here are some more dumb people

http://www.darwinawards.com/

(July 2002, Wisconsin) Two drunks were goofing around, when one challenged the other to shoot him with cigarette butts "to see what it would feel like." His friend obligingly loaded a gun with three cigarette butts, placing ammunition behind the butts to make sure they left the barrel of the gun. He then shot his friend from a distance of seven feet. The friend who issued the challenge died of two cigarette butts to the head, and one to the heart.
The gene pool is in trouble!

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Old 06-08-2003, 10:00 AM   #7
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it was probably miss world that posted it

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 10:02 AM   #8
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it was probably miss world that posted it
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Old 06-08-2003, 12:46 PM   #9
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it was probably miss world that posted it

 
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Old 06-08-2003, 02:14 PM   #10
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Originally posted by Stupid Little Girl

Dear Experts,

I'm 16 years old, and this is pretty embarrassing. I was masturbating, and now I have this weird feeling that I am pregnant, 'cause i have one of the pregnancy sign. Can I be pregnant?

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I wonder what the sign is.

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Old 06-08-2003, 02:28 PM   #11
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Maybe we should ask if leaving a condom on after sex is unhealthy in any way.

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Old 06-08-2003, 02:29 PM   #12
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Maybe we should ask if leaving a condom on after sex is unhealthy in any way.

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Old 06-08-2003, 04:00 PM   #13
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I wonder if she also thinks that if she jumps up and down after sex that she can't get pregnant....

 
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