Today I went on a date - Page 4

slunken · 09-29-2010, 09:27 PM

Some of them want to abuse you.

hnibos · 10-02-2010, 11:57 AM

wheres the update

redbreegull · 10-03-2010, 11:18 PM

hey guys, so I have hung out with this girl a few more times, and I am pretty sure she is a virgin

what do

jammin · 10-03-2010, 11:22 PM

pop that fuckin cherry bro

Dogfighter28 · 10-03-2010, 11:23 PM

this page is full of homo goodness

Mooney · 10-12-2010, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

Girl is cute but boring.

i finally just met the girl for coffee that i had met at a party a couple weeks back. i don't get beer goggles, so i wasn't worried about her not being attractive, but man, she seemed a lot less boring drunk.

oh, and she said i had justin beiber hair so that counts for two point five strikes against.

Shallowed · 10-12-2010, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

hey guys, so I have hung out with this girl a few more times, and I am pretty sure she is a virgin

what do

Use plenty of lube, she won't bleed.

I heard this on the radio during a show about sexual health. But it's worth trying, I guess.

yo soy el mejor · 10-24-2010, 05:56 AM

she's probs just shy. give it time. or dont. no skin off my teeth!

Nimrod's Son · 10-24-2010, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooney

i finally just met the girl for coffee that i had met at a party a couple weeks back. i don't get beer goggles, so i wasn't worried about her not being attractive, but man, she seemed a lot less boring drunk.

oh, and she said i had justin beiber hair so that counts for two point five strikes against.

so get her drunk again and fuck her this time

this isn't rocket science

slunken · 01-23-2011, 12:35 AM

so i was at my usual hangout yesterday and this new server expressed interest by having an older server tell me she was interested by chasing me out the door. initially i thought "oh awesome she's clearly still a teenager so this will be awesome to have sex with".

so she wants to see me tonight and we arrange to meet where she works (around the time she would be getting cut). after i'm there for an hour i get a text saying "oh if you ended up there i got off early"

THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP YOU STUPID CUNT

slunken · 01-23-2011, 12:54 AM

and i should have bought more cigarettes on the way home. FUCK.

slunken · 01-23-2011, 01:06 AM

Just got the apology text.

Still want cigarettes more.

Mooney · 01-23-2011, 02:28 AM

cigarettes. i need to quit smoking.

my female wingman is starting to get flirty. it's been eleven years since the two of us made an attempt to move beyond the friend zone. hmm.

I'M DRUNK.

slunken · 02-01-2011, 12:13 PM

BTW I'm fucking her now.

01-23-2011, 02:28 AM	#103
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	cigarettes. i need to quit smoking. my female wingman is starting to get flirty. it's been eleven years since the two of us made an attempt to move beyond the friend zone. hmm. I'M DRUNK. __________________

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
New Pumpkins release?	D.	Pumpkins Archive	29	12-15-2009 05:29 PM
a good new message board meme that could be implemented here	dean_r_koontz	General Chat Archive	25	11-13-2009 04:09 AM
2007 Pisces Iscariot Reference	Virex19	Pumpkins Archive	80	04-29-2007 05:01 AM
First presidential debate today at 3:00pm ET / noon PT	BlueStar	General Chat Archive	30	02-22-2007 12:29 AM
I can't stop listening to beyonce in spanish.	Geek USA	General Chat Archive	21	01-31-2007 09:11 PM

09-29-2010, 09:27 PM	#91
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	Some of them want to abuse you.

10-02-2010, 11:57 AM	#92
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	wheres the update

10-03-2010, 11:18 PM	#93
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,021	hey guys, so I have hung out with this girl a few more times, and I am pretty sure she is a virgin what do

10-03-2010, 11:22 PM	#94
jammin Demi-God Location: phoenix Posts: 331	pop that fuckin cherry bro

10-03-2010, 11:23 PM	#95
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	this page is full of homo goodness

10-24-2010, 05:56 AM	#98
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	she's probs just shy. give it time. or dont. no skin off my teeth!

01-23-2011, 12:35 AM	#100
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	so i was at my usual hangout yesterday and this new server expressed interest by having an older server tell me she was interested by chasing me out the door. initially i thought "oh awesome she's clearly still a teenager so this will be awesome to have sex with". so she wants to see me tonight and we arrange to meet where she works (around the time she would be getting cut). after i'm there for an hour i get a text saying "oh if you ended up there i got off early" THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP YOU STUPID CUNT

01-23-2011, 12:54 AM	#101
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	and i should have bought more cigarettes on the way home. FUCK.

01-23-2011, 01:06 AM	#102
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	Just got the apology text. Still want cigarettes more.

02-01-2011, 12:13 PM	#104
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	BTW I'm fucking her now.