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Master of Karate and Friendship
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As for the drink, Lagavulin Single Malt Scotch. No, I wouldn't take her. I get a tab of Lagavulin all to myself all night? It's 30 bucks a glass! I highly doubt I would risk bringing a minor in. If she was 21, sure I would. I have done all 3 - Tavern on the Green, drunk Lagavulin, and brought her to a bar. |
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Master of Karate and Friendship
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All of our civility, all of our intelligence (well, most) is focused upon bringing us our base animal needs quicker, and more effectively. Food, shelter, sex, acceptance, communication, etc are all available much easier today than ever before. Just because you're smarter than an animal doesn't mean you don't have the same base desires. |
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Master of Karate and Friendship
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OK, that's it. Thanks for playing. I have a pork roast in the oven that needs to come out.
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I get sad when I'm underthe inful.e.nce |
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Consume my pants.
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my girlfriend likes to give me head, which is great and all, but she never finishes.
i end up having to wack it the rest of the way. she says her jaw hurts, but i say she needs to do her womanly duties. what do you think, maaan? |
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Master of Karate and Friendship
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A multiple time event, withhold something from her that she enjoys. Watch porn a lot before you have sex next, and be ready to blow in 20 seconds. If she gets pissed "what about my needs?!" tell her your hips hurt. If you're gonna give head, GIVE HEAD. Otherwise what's the fucking point. |
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Consume my pants.
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yeah, i don't have a girlfriend currently. that question was made up.
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Ownz
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Immortal
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