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My mom was in a conversation on the phone with who we presumed to be one of her friends, just talking about the average things. Suddenly she says, "Oh, I must be mistaken then," drops the receiver, runs to the basement and then walks out the door and drives away. This is at 10:30 pm, mind you.
Then the phone rings again and it's her friend, who is surprised to hear she isn't home. What just happened?
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Maybe at that precise moment she lost her mind.
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:erm
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Update! She just called from her car, and apparently she's planning on stopping at K-Mart sometime tonight. :erm
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someone's got a fuckbuddy
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maybe there were drugs in the basement! or guns! |
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She just got back. She hasn't said anything, and I think she's on the phone again.
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or just pick up another phone in another room and listen on mute... WE NEED DRAMA, WE THRIVE OFF OF NETPHRIAN DRAMA FOR WE ARE VOYEURS! |
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exactly. vicarious living is all i got left dude. dont let me down
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Okay, she said loudly in an angry tone, "She drinks, she drinks, doesn't she? Tell me what she looks like. Is she the short one? Yeah, I know who she is."
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oh, is she with someone? it sounds like a hunting-down-someone thing...
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This whole situation is just weird.
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yes!
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