how many netphorian females have actually tried getting off by...

strange_one · 06-06-2003, 10:41 PM

...rubbing against the faucet in the bathtub? or is it better to just let running water hit the punani? eh?

Salena Child · 06-06-2003, 10:47 PM

i could never do that i might drown and the floor of the tub scratches my spine.

strange_one · 06-06-2003, 10:50 PM

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Originally posted by Hyperbole
why don't you just use porn like other guys?

I am sincerely curious though

Eve · 06-06-2003, 10:53 PM

mmmm no, but i have enjoyed using a massaging showerhead on my nether regions. not to get off, just for a quick "woah!"

Ann Ominous · 06-06-2003, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by strange_one

I am sincerely curious though

i see. so it's ok to have an unhealthy, twisted of fascination with obscenities only if you're "sincerely curious"?

cool, because i'm sincerely curious about expelling fecal matter over your face.

strange_one · 06-06-2003, 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by Ann Ominous

i see. so it's ok to have an unhealthy, twisted of fascination with obscenities only if you're "sincerely curious"?
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it is hardly an obscenity, as far as I know it is a fairly common form of masturbation

Ann Ominous · 06-06-2003, 11:55 PM

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Originally posted by strange_one

it is hardly an obscenity, as far as I know it is a fairly common form of masturbation

i'm not just referring to this.

'curiosity' is also your lame explanation for your obsession with gore and ugly porn.

BlueStar · 06-07-2003, 12:47 AM

Rubbing against the facet, no. Running water, yes.

Lie · 06-07-2003, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by strange_one
it is hardly an obscenity, as far as I know it is a fairly common form of masturbation

I can guarantee it's much less common than your impressionable male mind has been led to believe. I mean, seriously, most bathtub faucets are fairly crude structures. Why women would want to put themselves into a somewhat compromising physical position to rub against a piece of metal just to get off while alone is beyond me.

strange_one · 06-07-2003, 01:46 AM

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Originally posted by Lie

I can guarantee it's much less common than your impressionable male mind has been led to believe. I mean, seriously, most bathtub faucets are fairly crude structures. Why women would want to put themselves into a somewhat compromising physical position to rub against a piece of metal just to get off while alone is beyond me.

you're probably right, I have just read about it in several places is all, (no, not porn sites). I suppose that it would be nicer and more hygienic to let running water hit the spot instead

dusty · 06-07-2003, 02:10 AM

i've done that before.
it's pretty great. it feels like oral sex to me.

The Pashing Smumpkin · 06-07-2003, 02:15 AM

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Originally posted by Ann Ominous

i see. so it's ok to have an unhealthy, twisted of fascination with obscenities only if you're "sincerely curious"?

cool, because i'm sincerely curious about expelling fecal matter over your face.

Holy shit and I believe you!! I mean your avatar says it all you sick puppy!!!

Mayfuck · 06-07-2003, 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by Lie

I can guarantee it's much less common than your impressionable male mind has been led to believe. I mean, seriously, most bathtub faucets are fairly crude structures. Why women would want to put themselves into a somewhat compromising physical position to rub against a piece of metal just to get off while alone is beyond me.

I would love to drink fine wine out of your grilled cheese snatch.

meow · 06-07-2003, 02:30 AM

a little bit from column a, a little bit from column beeeeeeee

strange_one · 06-07-2003, 02:47 AM

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Originally posted by dusty
i've done that before.
it's pretty great. it feels like oral sex to me.

I just knew you would have you little hornbag

YeehaJamesIha · 06-07-2003, 03:01 AM

I've used the running water in the bathtub to get off before. I like it because it's quick, easy, and effective.

twice · 06-07-2003, 04:09 AM

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Originally posted by dusty
i've done that before.
it's pretty great. it feels like oral sex to me.

same here. except it feels somewhat more stimulating than oral...i love changing the temp. :/

Spaceboy917 · 06-07-2003, 04:58 AM

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Originally posted by Mayfuck

I would love to drink fine wine out of your grilled cheese snatch.

Poet of a generation.

Fattening Ass · 06-07-2003, 05:25 AM

OH MY GOD YOU FUCKERS ARE HORNY FUCKS.

Mason R Butler · 06-07-2003, 05:35 AM

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These topics only work when mpp makes them.

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