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Old 11-16-2010, 01:31 PM   #1
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Old 11-16-2010, 01:31 PM   #2
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i dont watch porn. bonnie help me

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 01:32 PM   #3
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with what

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 01:32 PM   #4
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Old 11-16-2010, 01:33 PM   #5
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Old 11-16-2010, 01:41 PM   #6
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www.pornhub.com it's free!
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Old 11-16-2010, 06:30 PM   #7
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it's a pitty you have to stream it and not download it.

I need to find a site that has decent videos that aren't 30 seconds long, but aren't like 20 minutes in HD either and 2 gigs each.

Like a nice middle ground, you know? Long enough to get involved, short enough to browse through some variety...

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 06:39 PM   #8
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pornhub is pretty solid

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 06:39 PM   #9
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and what's wrong with streaming? is there any real reason to download porn onto your hard drive?

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 06:42 PM   #10
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well i dont have fancy american internet, so if I am going to put the time on my internet server i may as well have access to it later.
Plus, I'm sentimental. I like to be able to access porn I enjoyed without searching for it again and waiting for it to load. I feel attached to some of those ladies.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 06:43 PM   #11
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If you're going to be taking your laptop with you on a camping trip and are incapable tethering and are a fanatical masturbator. I guess some wouldn't call that a real reason, but lord knows I would. If I can't flick my wet bean for a night I get murdery.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 06:50 PM   #12
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I like to find porn clips that remind me of girls I know in real life.
Sometimes they dont look very similar, but something about them reminds me of someone.

Yeah, thats my kind of porn.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 06:51 PM   #13
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i like steaming more than streaming if we're talking porn

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 06:52 PM   #14
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If you're going to be taking your laptop with you on a camping trip and are incapable tethering and are a fanatical masturbator. I guess some wouldn't call that a real reason, but lord knows I would. If I can't flick my wet bean for a night I get murdery.
can you not beat off without porn?

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 06:58 PM   #15
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:00 PM   #16
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has anyone stumbled across any porn with someone who resembles bardy?
seeing this related thread got me all hot and bothered about her again:
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=154660

you know you want to educate that shit. long and hard.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:02 PM   #17
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i think you may have crossed a line there

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:04 PM   #18
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not yet, not yet.
but perhaps you guys can help me out.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:06 PM   #19
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why am i posting as my lawyer in that thread

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:06 PM   #20
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i dont know but i liked it as well.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:08 PM   #21
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i use pichunter.com sometimes.
i select the 'movies only' tab and then browse random categories to suit m6y current mood.
at the moment i'm here: http://www.pichunter.com/search/?q=lawyer

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:11 PM   #22
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www.pornhub.com
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:13 PM   #23
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This thread is gross now! If I could delete it I would

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:16 PM   #24
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bonnie don't be scared of porn. it can be pretty coll.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:17 PM   #25
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sometimes i go through MILF phases. For some reason I like the teacher student setup with the teacher taking the lead. I realise now that it's been almost ten years since I finished school so that bothers me a bit I suppose. Although all the 'actors' in these scenes are older then I am now anyway.

Sometimes I get hot for doctors, over nurses. I think it's caused I worked for a lot of doctors for a while, and some of them were hot.

I also like certain positions when watching porn that i dont always prefer when having actual sex. I think it just works better visually.

Lately I have found blow job porn bores me.

I will now try find you all an example of the kind of positions i favour in porn.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:17 PM   #26
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i also do not enjoy porn featuring more than one dick.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:18 PM   #27
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you think about this waaayyyy too much.

i don't care about narrative setups or anything like that. the only thing that matters to me is that the dudes are attractive and they're not doing anything weird/creepy (like say, fisting or peeing on each other or something).

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:18 PM   #28
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and i have trouble relating to lesbian porn.
i used to enjoy masturbation porn a lot and still enjoy porn that features a lot of use of the fingers. Which usually means lesbian porn. but it seems to lack something for me if it's not hetro.
I like the amateur thing a lot too, way over any professional setup.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:19 PM   #29
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i also do not enjoy porn featuring no dick.

 
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Old 11-16-2010, 07:20 PM   #30
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you think about this waaayyyy too much.

i don't care about narrative setups or anything like that. the only thing that matters to me is that the dudes are attractive and they're not doing anything weird/creepy (like say, fisting or peeing on each other or something).
i dont know, i'm just very specific with what I enjoy I suppose, and if I have the option (the internet) and I'm going to bother masturbating, I may as well get the most out of the experience. I mean it's not like i'm banging one out every day so I can be fussy if I want when I do.

 
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