Sylvia Saint appreciation post

Squashing Pineapples · 10-14-2002, 12:54 AM

She's just the pope of sex

sickbadthing · 10-14-2002, 01:02 AM

Ew. I have a movie of her fucking a bananna.

NO.

bonsor · 10-14-2002, 01:04 AM

Sure, she's hot, if you find used up porn stars whose crotches have an appearance comparable to that of a turkey's neck attractive.

sickbadthing · 10-14-2002, 01:05 AM

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Originally posted by ******
Sure, she's hot, if you find used up porn stars whose crotches have an appearance comparable to that of a turkey's neck attractive.

Exactly. Tie a board around your ass otherwise you'll fall in.

Squashing Pineapples · 10-14-2002, 01:14 AM

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Originally posted by sickbadthing
Ew. I have a movie of her fucking a bananna.

NO.

I'm picturing her doing this with a pineapple

Squashing Pineapples · 10-14-2002, 01:15 AM

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Originally posted by ******
Sure, she's hot, if you find used up porn stars whose crotches have an appearance comparable to that of a turkey's neck attractive.

What's the matter with you? Don't you like shaved pussies or you don't like them at all?

Plus: Sylvia does the best anal sex evar!

bonsor · 10-14-2002, 01:21 AM

Porn stars are disgusting. I just can't imagine being at all attracted to someone whose full time job it is to have sex.

Amateur porn is where it's at.

sickbadthing · 10-14-2002, 01:22 AM

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Originally posted by Squashing Pineapples

I'm picturing her doing this with a pineapple

Just get a video of a woman giving birth and play it backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards.

Ah that hit the spot.

bonsor · 10-14-2002, 01:23 AM

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Originally posted by sickbadthing

Just get a video of a woman giving birth and play it backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards.

Ah that hit the spot.

Boy, that placenta really turns me on! Woo!

Squashing Pineapples · 10-14-2002, 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sickbadthing

Just get a video of a woman giving birth and play it backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards. Then forwards. Then backwards.

Ah that hit the spot.

a baby doesn't have spines... it wouldn't be the same

Squashing Pineapples · 10-14-2002, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by ******
Porn stars are disgusting. I just can't imagine being at all attracted to someone whose full time job it is to have sex.

You probably never seen "Chasey Lain"

I would fucking mary that bitch!

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
Amateur porn is where it's at.

I agree with that too.

10-14-2002, 05:17 AM

Chasey Lain>Sylvia Saint (who's just nasty)

BUT

Kobe Tai>Chasey Lain

THAT'S where it's at!

10-14-2002, 12:54 AM	#1
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	Sylvia Saint appreciation post She's just the pope of sex

10-14-2002, 05:17 AM	#12
Siva1213 Posts: n/a	hmmm.... Chasey Lain>Sylvia Saint (who's just nasty) BUT Kobe Tai>Chasey Lain THAT'S where it's at!

10-14-2002, 01:02 AM	#2
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Ew. I have a movie of her fucking a bananna. NO.

10-14-2002, 01:04 AM	#3
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	Sure, she's hot, if you find used up porn stars whose crotches have an appearance comparable to that of a turkey's neck attractive.

10-14-2002, 01:21 AM	#7
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	Porn stars are disgusting. I just can't imagine being at all attracted to someone whose full time job it is to have sex. Amateur porn is where it's at.