If you owe Sears money...

slugger · 06-04-2003, 06:19 PM

Expect at least four phone calls a day.

Everytime the phone rings it's someone from sears now. I've learned to mess with telemarketers to the fullest..

"Hello is Micheal there?"
"He's very drunk right now, and i don't want to speak to him because he can be abusive. OMG OWWWW, STOP HITTING ME, I HAVE TO GO!"

"Hello is Micheal there?"
"Yes, but he is busy performing oral sex on my dog"

"Hello is Micheal there?"
"No, but he will be when I bail him out. I told his ass that i didn't order a stripper and that was a real cop, but he didn't believe me"

I gotta wonder.. maybe we don't even owe them money anymore and they just call me for entertainment.

yeah whatever · 06-04-2003, 06:20 PM

I didn't know SEARS sold 40's

ammy · 06-04-2003, 06:21 PM

and then your mom calls..

is michael there?

crescentfresh · 06-04-2003, 06:22 PM

We get Ford Motor Credit calling fucking all the time when Mike is late on a payment

Fucking annoying as hell. Then they try to talk to me, thinking I'm his wife or something. I'm like 'Nope he's not here, I'll tell him you called bye" *slam*

slugger · 06-04-2003, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by Ammy
and then your mom calls..

is michael there?

HAHA..

that would be funny. my mom would laugh her ass off.

It wouldn't happen though, It's always this lady with a very thick redneck accent.

slugger · 06-04-2003, 06:25 PM

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Originally posted by yeah whatever
I didn't know SEARS sold 40's

they don't, you don't buy 40's.. you steal them, when your robbing the gas station.

We owe them $$$ for a big screen TV.

slugger · 06-04-2003, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh
We get Ford Motor Credit calling fucking all the time when Mike is late on a payment

Fucking annoying as hell. Then they try to talk to me, thinking I'm his wife or something. I'm like 'Nope he's not here, I'll tell him you called bye" *slam*

Yeah i used to do that too, they would think I'm my stepdad and just start talking to me. I did that for the first few hundred times, but after awhile you figure what the hell, might as well fuck with them.

Nimrod's Son · 06-04-2003, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh
We get Ford Motor Credit calling fucking all the time when Mike is late on a payment

Fucking annoying as hell. Then they try to talk to me, thinking I'm his wife or something. I'm like 'Nope he's not here, I'll tell him you called bye" *slam*

If you're one day late on a payment, the computer calls you. If the check got lost, and you send them another one, they tell you "we can't stop the calls. The computer dials you until your check clears."

It's amazing that Ford can't afford better software.

Affect · 06-04-2003, 06:34 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
If you're one day late on a payment, the computer calls you. If the check got lost, and you send them another one, they tell you "we can't stop the calls. The computer dials you until your check clears."

It's amazing that Ford can't afford better software.

Pay ur billz, fellow Ford lover!

I'm about a year ahead on my payments now. I think the Credit Union is going to get pissed because they aren't really seeing any interest from me. Fuck 'em though.

Nimrod's Son · 06-04-2003, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by Affect
Pay ur billz, fellow Ford lover!

I'm about a year ahead on my payments now. I think the Credit Union is going to get pissed because they aren't really seeing any interest from me. Fuck 'em though.

Actually, I'm paid ahead as well. Even if you pay double one month, you still owe them the next for the regular amount.

I'm not avoiding the bill, it's just late.

By the way, I drive an Olds. I'm trading it in though for probably a Ford or a Chrysler.

Vulva · 06-04-2003, 07:00 PM

American cars are of inferior quality

crescentfresh · 06-04-2003, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by Vulva
American cars are of inferior quality

more or less

Nimrod's Son · 06-04-2003, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by Vulva
American cars are of inferior quality

Not anymore. Besides, I would prefer to support a product made in my own nation.

Affect · 06-04-2003, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by Vulva
American cars are of inferior quality

Inferior to the bus?

slugger · 06-04-2003, 08:55 PM

Here this is what i saw when i went to germany..

http://images1.smart.com/images/mode...e_Pure_000.jpg

Cars that can park sideways in parking spots..

yeah, that is so much 'superior' to say... ohhh.. a saturn or something.

Ghetto_Squirrel · 06-04-2003, 11:56 PM

http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Suite/4188/fwt.html

Random Female · 06-05-2003, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Not anymore. Besides, I would prefer to support a product made in my own nation.

yeah but basically all that guarantees is that the people at the top are American corporate executives. All of the major american plants use foreign labor, so "American people" don't actually get jobs at American plants. Japanese cars, on the other hand, are often assembled here because it's cheaper than shipping from Asia.

Vulva · 06-05-2003, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Not anymore. Besides, I would prefer to support a product made in my own nation.

I prefer a product thats worth my hard earned money. most car parts are made overseas anyway. if you are into anything electronic, good luck supporting American companies.

Random Female · 06-05-2003, 12:24 AM

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Originally posted by Vulva

I prefer a product thats worth my hard earned money. most car parts are made overseas anyway. if you are into anything electronic, good luck supporting American companies.

heh

KrazeeStacee · 06-05-2003, 01:40 AM

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Originally posted by slugger
Here this is what i saw when i went to germany..

http://images1.smart.com/images/mode...e_Pure_000.jpg

Cars that can park sideways in parking spots..

yeah, that is so much 'superior' to say... ohhh.. a saturn or something.

your car sucks ass, nick.

your bumper is falling off.

Debaser · 06-05-2003, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Not anymore. Besides, I would prefer to support a product made in my own nation.

LOL, that is hilariously ignorant, sorry.

Do some research. More Japanese brand cars are manufactured in the United States than American brand cars. Ford, Chevy, etc manufacture their vehicles in Mexico and Canada.

Want to support a product from your own nation? Buy a Toyota (California) or a Honda (Ohio).

Eve · 06-05-2003, 02:00 AM

my German car (a jetta) was made in mexico.

sppunk · 06-05-2003, 02:43 AM

I've always wondered what it feels like to be complete trash. Reading your posts makes me relate more. That's not a good thing.

Blank · 06-05-2003, 04:06 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Actually, I'm paid ahead as well. Even if you pay double one month, you still owe them the next for the regular amount.

Another reason why Sears stock has again fallen a bit.

Idiots

mpp · 06-05-2003, 09:45 AM

oh well debaser made my point in a mean way so i will delete my post (AKA edit it to be a smartass)

slugger · 06-05-2003, 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

your car sucks ass, nick.

your bumper is falling off.

I don't have that one any more i bought another one

KrazeeStacee · 06-05-2003, 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by slugger

I don't have that one any more i bought another one

oh gawd...

my car still kicks ass.

slugger · 06-05-2003, 11:16 AM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

oh gawd...

my car still kicks ass.

you're special, you get away with driving little cracked out automobiles and acting like they're the shit.

oh yeah and uhmmm

DONT ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME!

slugger · 06-05-2003, 11:23 AM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin

oh gawd...

my car still kicks ass.

your just mad cuz i will always out do you with my cars,even my lincoln wasn't running... it was better then your metro.

by the way, you blocked me on AIM again didn't you? pfff.

KrazeeStacee · 06-05-2003, 11:51 AM

I'm not on AIM

06-04-2003, 06:19 PM	#1
slugger Banned Location: in your head Posts: 1,101	If you owe Sears money... Expect at least four phone calls a day. Everytime the phone rings it's someone from sears now. I've learned to mess with telemarketers to the fullest.. "Hello is Micheal there?" "He's very drunk right now, and i don't want to speak to him because he can be abusive. OMG OWWWW, STOP HITTING ME, I HAVE TO GO!" "Hello is Micheal there?" "Yes, but he is busy performing oral sex on my dog" "Hello is Micheal there?" "No, but he will be when I bail him out. I told his ass that i didn't order a stripper and that was a real cop, but he didn't believe me" I gotta wonder.. maybe we don't even owe them money anymore and they just call me for entertainment.

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06-04-2003, 06:20 PM	#2
yeah whatever Ownz Location: UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER. Posts: 518	I didn't know SEARS sold 40's

06-04-2003, 06:21 PM	#3
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	and then your mom calls.. is michael there?

06-04-2003, 06:22 PM	#4
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	We get Ford Motor Credit calling fucking all the time when Mike is late on a payment Fucking annoying as hell. Then they try to talk to me, thinking I'm his wife or something. I'm like 'Nope he's not here, I'll tell him you called bye" slam

06-04-2003, 07:00 PM	#11
Vulva Apocalyptic Poster Location: Bush Country Posts: 1,952	American cars are of inferior quality

06-04-2003, 08:55 PM	#15
slugger Banned Location: in your head Posts: 1,101	Here this is what i saw when i went to germany.. http://images1.smart.com/images/mode...e_Pure_000.jpg Cars that can park sideways in parking spots.. yeah, that is so much 'superior' to say... ohhh.. a saturn or something.

06-05-2003, 02:00 AM	#22
Eve Apocalyptic Poster Location: st. louis missouri Posts: 1,952	my German car (a jetta) was made in mexico.

06-05-2003, 02:43 AM	#23
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	I've always wondered what it feels like to be complete trash. Reading your posts makes me relate more. That's not a good thing.

06-05-2003, 09:45 AM	#25
mpp Minion of Satan Posts: 7,577	oh well debaser made my point in a mean way so i will delete my post (AKA edit it to be a smartass)

06-05-2003, 11:51 AM	#30
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	I'm not on AIM