if you could only choose one netphorian to take to a desert island..... - Page 2

Nimrod's Son · 06-02-2003, 12:13 PM

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Originally posted by strange_one
who would you choose? ONE person only.

I'd take shaunna, we could do what she always asks me, and make hot cyber-love in the sand all day and night

Dude, you have serious issues. You're alone on an island with an attractive chick and you want to have cyber sex....

Affect · 06-02-2003, 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Dude, you have serious issues. You're alone on an island with an attractive chick and you want to have cyber sex....

After he fucks his brother, he leaves the condom on for hours afterwards. His excuse was that he, "forgot."

What a fuck?

slugger · 06-02-2003, 12:43 PM

I would bring Nimrod's son.

I could raw dog in his ass, and if we ran outta food i could kill him and eat him legally.

FearFactory · 06-02-2003, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by slugger
I would bring Nimrod's son.

....i could kill him and eat him legally.

Actually, I think he'd end up eating you. After all, he knows how to eat pussy.

Nimrod's Son · 06-02-2003, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

Actually, I think he'd end up eating you. After all, he knows how to eat pussy.

Never have I posted this before, but for once it feels appropriate...

ZING!

sIugger · 06-02-2003, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

Actually, I think he'd end up eating you. After all, he knows how to eat pussy.

yeah bling bling boi

slugger · 06-02-2003, 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by sIugger

yeah bling bling boi

God, This is the funniest shit ever. Made me smile. whoever's doing this is the shit.

D. · 06-02-2003, 05:42 PM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

Actually, I think he'd end up eating you. After all, he knows how to eat pussy.

gold.

and i'd take shaunna.

yo soy el mejor · 06-02-2003, 05:48 PM

question is: who would want to go with me?

no one. so i say i would go ALONE.

crescentfresh · 06-02-2003, 05:49 PM

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Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
question is: who would want to go with me?

no one. so i say i would go ALONE.

me too. besides being with the obvious, I think being stuck alone with any one here would be slightly frightening.

KrazeeStacee · 06-02-2003, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by FearFactory

Actually, I think he'd end up eating you. After all, he knows how to eat pussy.

omg *applauds*

yo soy el mejor · 06-02-2003, 05:52 PM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

me too. besides being with the obvious, I think being stuck alone with any one here would be slightly frightening.

yeah. what gives?!?!

oui henri · 06-02-2003, 05:56 PM

i'd take Nickaaa!

Ghetto_Squirrel · 06-02-2003, 07:54 PM

I'd take Desi because she'd no doubt be able to make shit jokes incessantly until we both starved three weeks later.

mirrar · 06-02-2003, 10:38 PM

boNN.

Lie · 06-02-2003, 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by Graveflower
I'd prefer being by myself

No you wouldn't, silly boy.

06-03-2003, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by jczeroman
Nimrod and Affect may be better choices btu we might all decide to start a libertarian run country instead of leave the island.

My island will invade your island.

jczeroman · 06-03-2003, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros

My island will invade your island.

Affect will arm our citizens creating a fighting citizen malitia comprable to the legions of Rome and the hoplites of ancient Greece.

I will install zeal for the homelands defense and by my tenents of objectivism and liberalism (the true liberalism of freedom from government) the citizenry will be inspired to fight. I will saturate our press with the pro-tipping, altruist crimes of your social utopia, and the lust for blood will only be increased.

The Son of Nimrod, as the father of our country (he had the kids with crescentfresh) will futher stress the importance of defending libertarianism for the occupying forces from the people's republic of Rhino.

So... do your worst. We are ready for you.

06-03-2003, 12:35 PM

My Stalinist tactics will crush your puny island.

jczeroman · 06-03-2003, 12:57 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
My Stalinist tactics will crush your puny island.

Yes I can see that considering I explain my island like a true capitalist while you pronounce one-line sovietesque propaganda.
http://muse.widener.edu/SBA/FacultyW.../IM000426a.jpg

relaxor! · 06-03-2003, 04:42 PM

In all honesty, I'd either want some girl or hereisnowhy. I just think he's so neat.

shaniqua · 06-03-2003, 05:08 PM

why do so many people want to take me? i'm boring.

D. · 06-03-2003, 05:51 PM

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Originally posted by shaunna
why do so many people want to take me? i'm boring.

you're nice looking? and you're funny.

Eulogy · 06-03-2003, 06:00 PM

Hmm

Peabody!

I wonder if anyone can figure out why.

Nimrod's Son · 06-03-2003, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros
My Stalinist tactics will crush your puny island.

You'd never have an army. There's no women on your island. Even if there was, they're not going to breed with you.

El Savior · 06-03-2003, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
There's no women on your island. Even if there was, they're not going to breed with you.

ever heard of shackles? restraints? handcuffs? use your imagination shithead.

Dead Frequency · 06-03-2003, 06:33 PM

i'd take &DrewPacKoolAid, or 50 cent.

Spaceboy917 · 06-04-2003, 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by David

you're nice looking? and you're funny.

Many cool people I know think they're boring. It's usually biased self-image.

06-02-2003, 07:54 PM	#44
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	I'd take Desi because she'd no doubt be able to make shit jokes incessantly until we both starved three weeks later. __________________

06-03-2003, 06:33 PM	#57
Dead Frequency Minion of Satan Location: They don't know who did it, but they're looking for hardened criminals Posts: 5,960	i'd take &DrewPacKoolAid, or 50 cent. __________________

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06-02-2003, 12:43 PM	#33
slugger Banned Location: in your head Posts: 1,101	I would bring Nimrod's son. I could raw dog in his ass, and if we ran outta food i could kill him and eat him legally.

06-02-2003, 05:48 PM	#39
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	question is: who would want to go with me? no one. so i say i would go ALONE.

06-02-2003, 05:56 PM	#43
oui henri Minion of Satan Location: Fuckoffity Land Posts: 5,270	i'd take Nickaaa!

06-02-2003, 10:38 PM	#45
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	boNN.

06-03-2003, 12:35 PM	#49
Mr. Rhinoceros Posts: n/a	My Stalinist tactics will crush your puny island.

06-03-2003, 04:42 PM	#51
relaxor! Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,688	In all honesty, I'd either want some girl or hereisnowhy. I just think he's so neat.

06-03-2003, 05:08 PM	#52
shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,420	why do so many people want to take me? i'm boring.

06-03-2003, 06:00 PM	#54
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	Hmm Peabody! I wonder if anyone can figure out why.