I'd like to bang a MILF for Mother's Day

[Nimrod's Son]

Not sure if I know any MILFs who would be willing but it's a dream of mine to make their day special.

[sickbadthing]

I like those 15-year-old tramps who get knocked up in grade school.

Such hot little mothers. I wish I was a teacher in High School.

[AndySlash]

crazy talk

[Nimrod's Son]

No, that's my brother Crazy Talk

[TuralyonW3]

http://www.alongfortheride.biz/v/vsp...linginfant.jpg

[brendo_91]

izzat bardy?

[cocksure]

so you'd like to fuck a mother you'd like to fuck

enlightening

[ohnoitsbonnie]

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/7...00508at415.png

[Nimrod's Son]

http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2009/1..._with_that.jpg

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by cocksure

so you'd like to fuck a mother you'd like to fuck

on Mother's Day, specifically

you guys are slow

[duovamp]

I can try to hook you up with my mom, bro. lmk if you need help at the eleventh hour. She's married, but it never hurts to try.

[beef curtains]

Originally Posted by Nimrod's Son

http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2009/1..._with_that.jpg

that's seriously my favorite SNL skit ever. is this thread directed to me?

[Nimrod's Son]

Originally Posted by beef curtains

that's seriously my favorite SNL skit ever. is this thread directed to me?

If I wanted to bang you I'd have done so years ago when I could have easily left you in the desert.

[Geek USA]

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/7...00508at415.png

BONNIE!! :X

[ohnoitsbonnie]

Wat

[barden]

I'd like to take the time to point out the following:
In typical Nimrod style, he has betrayed himself once more. Why, you may ask? I present the following:
The term MILF gained momentum with the popular movie release 'American Pie' in 1999, prime exposure time for a generation of horny late teens or immature early twenty year old young adolescents across the globe (america).
However, as these teens grew older and invariably bred as they spewed their desperate seed into whatever recepticle would accomodate it, they slowly blurred the lines and MILFS became their peers.
As aged as we all know Nimrod to be, his statements about banging MILFS not only speaks volumes of his maturity levels, as he finds comfortable solace with decade old jock jokes, but that the idea still holds weight for him.
I ask you this: Would a man, successful at banging women as he himself claims, and even attractive women at that, really have trouble hooking up with a washed out single mom, desperate for a new daddy or some form of temporary stability so she can go home and pretend she's playing house? I mean, she is obviously a slut anyway. Hence the kid. This is not some older woman Nimrod needs to be trying to convince of his sexual maturity, this is another 30 something year old cliche you see everywhere, including your staged MILF porn of the internet.

Basically, within the context of Nimrod, this thread title should read something along the lines of the following, and I implore moderators with the powers to make a stand and do the edit:
'I'd like to bang a female comtemporary of similar age who has a used womb because that turns me on'

What draws Nimrod to these women? Does he like damaged goods? Does he enjoy responsibility? Does he like the feeling of power he may have by knowing that his prescence always overshadows the potential daddy role he may assume in this established semi-family? Does he like stretched labia? Perhaps he likes to make motorboat noises within the groinal area. I do not know.

What I do know is... Nimrod is such a fag.
Mute me for this one too bitch!!

[Luke de Spa]

Originally Posted by barden

I'd like to take the time to point out the following:
In typical Nimrod style, he has betrayed himself once more. Why, you may ask? I present the following:
The term MILF gained momentum with the popular movie release 'American Pie' in 1999, prime exposure time for a generation of horny late teens or immature early twenty year old young adolescents across the globe (america).
However, as these teens grew older and invariably bred as they spewed their desperate seed into whatever recepticle would accomodate it, they slowly blurred the lines and MILFS became their peers.
As aged as we all know Nimrod to be, his statements about banging MILFS not only speaks volumes of his maturity levels, as he finds comfortable solace with decade old jock jokes, but that the idea still holds weight for him.
I ask you this: Would a man, successful at banging women as he himself claims, and even attractive women at that, really have trouble hooking up with a washed out single mom, desperate for a new daddy or some form of temporary stability so she can go home and pretend she's playing house? I mean, she is obviously a slut anyway. Hence the kid. This is not some older woman Nimrod needs to be trying to convince of his sexual maturity, this is another 30 something year old cliche you see everywhere, including your staged MILF porn of the internet.

Basically, within the context of Nimrod, this thread title should read something along the lines of the following, and I implore moderators with the powers to make a stand and do the edit:
'I'd like to bang a female comtemporary of similar age who has a used womb because that turns me on'

What draws Nimrod to these women? Does he like damaged goods? Does he enjoy responsibility? Does he like the feeling of power he may have by knowing that his prescence always overshadows the potential daddy role he may assume in this established semi-family? Does he like stretched labia? Perhaps he likes to make motorboat noises within the groinal area. I do not know.

What I do know is... Nimrod is such a fag.
Mute me for this one too bitch!!

look how much you wrote, dude

[barden]

a lot!
i care.

[Shallowed]

Originally Posted by barden

Nimrod is such a fag.

Nice conclusion to all of that.

[Phoenix Down]

Hi Barden.

Can you hook me up with that German Anna girl?

[barden]

you would need to go through this man to even get her attention.
are you up for that?

[barden]

the lights are on
the tvs off
the floors are flesh and silk
both sinfully soft
skin glides over silk
and silk glides over skin
the penthouse is alive tonight
theres people writhing in its veins

sunken in the masters chair
lord golds face— blank survey
women pleasure men at the wave of his golden hand
and turn to receive as he waves again

the wine is fire
the whiskys full of stars
theres a deaf mute in a bunny suit
working the bar
the lovers FUCK
they pulse and moan
passion paying tribute
at the foot of a porcelain.......

sunken in the masters chair
lord golds face— blank survey
women pleasure men at the wave of his golden hand
and turn to receive as it waves again

STILL HIS EYES ARE LIKE AN EMPTY CAROUSEL
PROMISING PLEASURE BUT OFFERING NONE!
....she feels him,
WATCHING GAZING LEERING BLANKLY VACANT WORTHLESS GOLDEN PERFECT

and outside of these walls these walls nothing exists
and inside of these walls theres flesh + gold and blood in the wine
outside theres barren emotional landscapes
here we drink, dream + cum inside
here theres no pain
HERE.....SHE.......COMES
WASH OFF THE FILTH AND BRING HER
shower her body with julep and incense
fill her with jewels covered in cum
sacrificed in HIS alter of passions
the golden day has come

the lights are all off now
and the love growing louder
the pink, throbbing and filling the room
indulging the inner, denying the outer
shes brought before he
his empty gaze it lingers....
...he beats a cats paw- against a toy drum
his GOLDEN WILL be done.

(FIN)



DO YOU DARE TO FUCK WITH LORD GOLD??

[Phoenix Down]

Originally Posted by barden

you would need to go through this man to even get her attention.
are you up for that?

Well, that's pretty discouraging, but I can torture her right back with new pumpkins, I guess.
Where is she from anyway?
I always thought you were a girl, too by the way.

[Nimrod's Son]

i don't understand barden's lack of grasping the simple fact that i want to do something nice for women on their special day

[Luke de Spa]

still like your avatar