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Old 05-24-2010, 01:16 AM   #1
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Default I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THESE GODDAMN RICKETS

Post more you fucking cunty little shits. It is my life's ddream to have white stars and I won't see that goal unaccomplished because this summer you shits decided it would be fucking wonderful to have lives! FUCK YOU.asdf

 
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Old 05-24-2010, 02:00 AM   #2
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I second this

 
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Old 05-24-2010, 02:15 AM   #3
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who the hell gets rickets

 
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Old 05-24-2010, 03:03 AM   #4
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kids that don't get enough sunlight.

 
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Old 05-24-2010, 03:24 AM   #5
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you think this is bad, seriously?! nothing compares to getting a shot and realizing you've been chipped. now they can track me 24/7. I tore apart my flatscreen last night and found a hidden camera inside. fuckers been watching my home and everything going on for the past 2 years. they know what i eat for dinner and who comes and goes. good luck w/ rickets. it's a laugh compared to this.

 
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Old 05-24-2010, 03:34 AM   #6
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I found a guy passed out on my porch a minute ago. It wouldn't have been so bad if he hadn't thrown up everywhere.

 
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Old 05-24-2010, 05:23 AM   #7
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fucking rickets. how do they work?

 
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Old 05-24-2010, 06:54 AM   #8
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well when you go to the doctor they make up some old jazz about needing a shot. this is a trick they use to put a chip in you. then they activate it and it makes you want to stay inside all the time because the surveillance camera they use to monitor your actions is in the television and not outdoors. then you get rickets from not getting enough sunlight. when you finally try to go outside for your own good health you become so ill that you throw up and pass out. that's when they replace you with a clone of yourself and leave you to die. then they just have to wait for the clone to get sick and go to the doctor.

 
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Old 05-24-2010, 09:48 AM   #9
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Did you not get a copy of the memo?

 
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Old 05-24-2010, 10:56 AM   #10
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Also the clones all have red eyes.

 
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Old 05-24-2010, 01:20 PM   #11
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govment took mi babbie away!!!

 
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Old 05-24-2010, 03:02 PM   #12
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Old 05-24-2010, 03:28 PM   #13
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yeah, crickets are pretty fucking annoying.
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Old 05-24-2010, 08:34 PM   #14
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I SAW THIS THREAD AT WORK BUT NOW I'M NOT AT WORK ITS HOURS LATER I'M DRUNK AND ONTHING HAS CHANGED WHERE WERE YOU WHILE WER EGETTTING HIGH?

 
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Old 05-24-2010, 09:32 PM   #15
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IN SOME KIND OF ALCOHOL-RELATED CELESTIAL EXPLOSION

 
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Old 05-24-2010, 11:35 PM   #16
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I actually made this thread while drunk, so this has actually come full circle for me.

 
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