MTV should make a Cribs episode for god

Ghetto_Squirrel · 10-13-2002, 01:42 AM

Mista Saki: MTV should do a Cribs episode for god.
oldwarpilot: ahaha
Mista Saki: "And on the left here is my limitless expanse of golden meadows."
oldwarpilot: lol
oldwarpilot: "in my stereo right now i have this bangin' choir track."
Mista Saki: "Here are my streets. They're gold and stuff. These are the famed pearly gates. I'll show you how to trick the motion detector on them."

Ghetto_Squirrel · 10-13-2002, 01:52 AM

"Here's my massive sandal connection. Every time I need some more, I just alter the universe so that within a few thousand years the people who will eventually create them will come into being."

bonsor · 10-13-2002, 01:53 AM

god has feet?

tear stained glass · 10-13-2002, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
god has feet?

Big ones! Because you know God has an enormous penis. Bigger than Sean Connery's.

twice · 10-13-2002, 08:41 PM

i love this thread.

5 stars!!!!

jenn · 10-13-2002, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
god has feet?

"daddy, does god have feet?" *giggle*

bonsor · 10-13-2002, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by melancholia

"daddy, does god have feet?" *giggle*

That's one of the funniest hours in stand up history.

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAME OJ!

10-13-2002, 01:42 AM	#1
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	MTV should make a Cribs episode for god Mista Saki: MTV should do a Cribs episode for god. oldwarpilot: ahaha Mista Saki: "And on the left here is my limitless expanse of golden meadows." oldwarpilot: lol oldwarpilot: "in my stereo right now i have this bangin' choir track." Mista Saki: "Here are my streets. They're gold and stuff. These are the famed pearly gates. I'll show you how to trick the motion detector on them." __________________

10-13-2002, 01:52 AM	#2
Ghetto_Squirrel Minion of Satan Location: Chicago Posts: 7,157	"Here's my massive sandal connection. Every time I need some more, I just alter the universe so that within a few thousand years the people who will eventually create them will come into being." __________________

10-13-2002, 01:53 AM	#3
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	god has feet?

10-13-2002, 08:41 PM	#5
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	i love this thread. 5 stars!!!!