An email forward that ym mom sent me

bonsor · 10-13-2002, 05:50 PM

Titled "Bad Day at Work"

Hi Sue,

Last week I had bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I'd share my dilemma with you to. As you know, I work at the bottom of the sea. The water is cold, and to keep warm, we use an industrial water heater. This sucks in seawater and heats it. It's then pumped down to the diver through a garden hose, taped to the air hose. When I get to the bottom and start working, I take the hose and stuff it own
my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water, it's like working in a Jacuzzi. Last week, everything was going well until all of a sudden, my ass started to itch. Of course I scratched it. This made things worse, within seconds my ass was burning. I pulled the hose out, but the damage was done. The hot water machine sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. As I
don't have hair on my back, the jellyfish didn't stick there. However, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate. My scratching actually ground the jellyfish into my ass. I "radioed" this to the dive supervisor. His instructions were unclear, because he, and 5 other divers, were all laughing. I had to make 3 agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling 35 minutes before beginning my chamber dry decompression. I arrived at the surface, wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a
tube of cream and told me to rub it on my ass. The cream put the fire out, but couldn't shit for 2 days because my asshole was wollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your ass!

Johnny Zoloft · 10-13-2002, 05:53 PM

MAN JOHN THANKZ FOR BRGINGING IT UP! MY MOMMMA'S DEAD YUU INSEZETIVE FUCKTARDY@!

twice · 10-13-2002, 08:38 PM

bonsor · 10-13-2002, 08:39 PM

I like how liberally he uses the word 'ass'.

10-13-2002, 05:50 PM	#1
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	An email forward that ym mom sent me Titled "Bad Day at Work" Hi Sue, Last week I had bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I'd share my dilemma with you to. As you know, I work at the bottom of the sea. The water is cold, and to keep warm, we use an industrial water heater. This sucks in seawater and heats it. It's then pumped down to the diver through a garden hose, taped to the air hose. When I get to the bottom and start working, I take the hose and stuff it own my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water, it's like working in a Jacuzzi. Last week, everything was going well until all of a sudden, my ass started to itch. Of course I scratched it. This made things worse, within seconds my ass was burning. I pulled the hose out, but the damage was done. The hot water machine sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. As I don't have hair on my back, the jellyfish didn't stick there. However, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate. My scratching actually ground the jellyfish into my ass. I "radioed" this to the dive supervisor. His instructions were unclear, because he, and 5 other divers, were all laughing. I had to make 3 agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling 35 minutes before beginning my chamber dry decompression. I arrived at the surface, wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my ass. The cream put the fire out, but couldn't shit for 2 days because my asshole was wollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your ass!

10-13-2002, 08:38 PM	#3
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	heh.

10-13-2002, 05:53 PM	#2
Johnny Zoloft Apocalyptic Poster Location: Birmingham Posts: 1,184	MAN JOHN THANKZ FOR BRGINGING IT UP! MY MOMMMA'S DEAD YUU INSEZETIVE FUCKTARDY@!

10-13-2002, 08:39 PM	#4
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	I like how liberally he uses the word 'ass'.