Mononucleosis

Dogfighter28 · 02-20-2010, 04:43 PM

My throat is fuxed up and I went to the doctor today. I have mono. I feel absolutely fine besides the fact that I can barely swallow. I've heard varying stories about how this affected people - some bedridden for months, some barely changed their day to day routine. Who else has been stricken with the kissing disease and what can I expect?

redbreegull · 02-20-2010, 04:53 PM

that's what you get slut

Pop Tart · 02-21-2010, 02:57 AM

I've never kissed anyone, so yeah - I'm germ-free.

I hope you get better soon though.

Floppy Nono · 02-21-2010, 04:07 AM

lol wud? how old are you?

Dogfighter28 · 02-21-2010, 04:27 AM

Pop Tart I think it's about time you made an about me thread with pics and all.

Pop Tart · 02-21-2010, 07:32 AM

Okay, well I have been kissed, but I usually try to avoid human contact. Like last night I went pubbing and then after closing time I was hanging around in the car park chatting with one of the girls who works there, and the security guard came over and elbowed in on our conversation and he said he was waiting for a cab, so I gave him a lift home and he leaned in for something or other, so I quickly turned my head because - fucking hell - I was giving him a lift home - not offering to spawn his children. There's way to much saliva-exchange going on in the world.

Also, I don't have any recent pictures of myself - or any pictures of myself (and hate having my photo taken), but I found two online and posted them in the picture thread.

Floppy Nono · 02-21-2010, 05:25 PM

you sound like a rare flower i would like to crush between my meaty paws

Cool As Ice Cream · 02-22-2010, 04:42 AM

i hope this kills you, dogfighter. have you heard any stories about people dying?

Pop Tart · 02-22-2010, 08:09 AM

I've known a couple of people who've had it. One didn't even notice, and the other one slept a lot. So his throat probably won't close off and cause him to die screaming, clawing at the walls. Probably.

Eric Blair · 02-22-2010, 09:13 AM

I once was antibiotics too long and got oral thrush which was incredibly painful and I couldn't swallow either so I can empathise with you df28

02-20-2010, 04:43 PM	#1
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	Mononucleosis My throat is fuxed up and I went to the doctor today. I have mono. I feel absolutely fine besides the fact that I can barely swallow. I've heard varying stories about how this affected people - some bedridden for months, some barely changed their day to day routine. Who else has been stricken with the kissing disease and what can I expect?

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02-20-2010, 04:53 PM	#2
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	that's what you get slut

02-21-2010, 02:57 AM	#3
Pop Tart Demi-God Posts: 420	I've never kissed anyone, so yeah - I'm germ-free. I hope you get better soon though.

02-21-2010, 04:07 AM	#4
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	lol wud? how old are you?

02-21-2010, 04:27 AM	#5
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	Pop Tart I think it's about time you made an about me thread with pics and all.

02-21-2010, 07:32 AM	#6
Pop Tart Demi-God Posts: 420	Okay, well I have been kissed, but I usually try to avoid human contact. Like last night I went pubbing and then after closing time I was hanging around in the car park chatting with one of the girls who works there, and the security guard came over and elbowed in on our conversation and he said he was waiting for a cab, so I gave him a lift home and he leaned in for something or other, so I quickly turned my head because - fucking hell - I was giving him a lift home - not offering to spawn his children. There's way to much saliva-exchange going on in the world. Also, I don't have any recent pictures of myself - or any pictures of myself (and hate having my photo taken), but I found two online and posted them in the picture thread.

02-21-2010, 05:25 PM	#7
Floppy Nono Socialphobic Posts: 12,722	you sound like a rare flower i would like to crush between my meaty paws

02-22-2010, 04:42 AM	#8
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,761	i hope this kills you, dogfighter. have you heard any stories about people dying?

02-22-2010, 08:09 AM	#9
Pop Tart Demi-God Posts: 420	I've known a couple of people who've had it. One didn't even notice, and the other one slept a lot. So his throat probably won't close off and cause him to die screaming, clawing at the walls. Probably.

02-22-2010, 09:13 AM	#10
Eric Blair Apocalyptic Poster Location: Let's hang ourselves immediately! Posts: 2,277	I once was antibiotics too long and got oral thrush which was incredibly painful and I couldn't swallow either so I can empathise with you df28