How do I get the state to take my children away?

[Sarcastic Smile]

Originally Posted by Starla

How do I get the state to take my children away? - Yahoo! Answers

I love the comments

Give yourself a deadly disease. When you die, the state will indeed take them and they will get all of your money in no time. All would be good!
2 days ago

didn't it says he has no job or money? Do people actually absorb anything they read before they start rattling off replies?

that's it! Go out and find a disease, wait for it to kill you (hopefully before the kids hit 18), and then they'll all inherit your lavish estate

[sickbadthing]

Originally Posted by Sarcastic Smile

A. you get arrested for possession not for having a drug habit, you get sent to rehab.. well if you life in my welfare state, i don't know about others they might just let you rot and die
B. Child neglect however is a crime, and you can be charged with it for simply not caring for your children. i.e-not feeding them

You're not very much fun, are you

[Sarcastic Smile]

I'm just trying to let get the message out there.. drugs are the best shot at freedom

[Pop Tart]

Originally Posted by slunken

I have often seen you edit posts 6-12 hours after they were posted.

That's some real self doubt right there.

Personally, I often lie awake at night worrying about editing my posts in case I've hurt someone's feelings because God knows what a bunch of sensitive souls post on this forum. It makes me weep.

Originally Posted by Starla

How do I get the state to take my children away? - Yahoo! Answers

Yahoo think they know everything. They're not so smart. If they were, they'd be Google.

[Eric Blair]

Instead of packing your children lunch, pack them pornography

[Pop Tart]

Pornography laced with rat poison.

[Eric Blair]

No I think he wants to avoid being arrested

[Pop Tart]

Where's the fun in that?

[Sarcastic Smile]

Originally Posted by Eric Blair

Instead of packing your children lunch, pack them pornography

That raises a question. Is it considered child pornography if you just give them born (in their pack) and let them do what they will with it?

[murgle]

Originally Posted by Sarcastic Smile

That raises a question. Is it considered child pornography if you just give them porn (in their pack) and let them do what they will with it?

I think you might be confused about what child porn is...

[sickbadthing]

Child pornography: Shot, modeled and distributed all by children. It's a DIY industry that is growing in schools all around the US!

Now that's an American product I could stand behind.