Happy Valentine's Day, Netphoria

sickbadthing · 02-13-2010, 06:36 PM

Let's get romantic!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ra_mooning.jpg

sickbadthing · 02-13-2010, 06:52 PM

Netphoria, what do you think Billy Corgan got Jessica Simpson for Valentine's Day?

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Given what he says in this latest one, it's likely that Jessica Simpson (not to mention her dad, Joe Simpson) is going to be happy about his revelations. At least we have finally learned why Mayer even dated Simpson in the first place: He was sexually addicted to her.

Mayer admits that he never imagined that he would hook up with the pop singer and sort-of actress. In what could be interpreted as a compliment, Mayer had this to say about Simpson: "That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren't good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me." He went to offer some more analogies: "Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm." If you're wondering, napalm is a substance used in firebombs.

Apparently, Simpson did have quite an effect on Mayer and he was caught completely unawares by her feminine wiles. "There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just … snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to [sleep with] you, I would start selling all my [stuff].' "

He answers shit evasively just like that tool Jay Leno.

God I hope she gave him AIDS.

sickbadthing · 02-13-2010, 06:57 PM

huh that didn't seem to embed right.

http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/34...0.299x450.jpeg

So hot, so diseased.

sickbadthing · 02-13-2010, 06:59 PM

This is what happens when you search for "Jessica Simpson has AIDS" on Google:

http://blogetty.com/pics/2007_09/John_Mayer.jpg

The Jesus · 02-14-2010, 05:01 PM

Hello ladies!

Mooney · 02-14-2010, 05:51 PM

Happy Birthday, Mooney!

Dogfighter28 · 02-14-2010, 06:21 PM

i has a valentine

hnibos · 02-14-2010, 06:34 PM

whose your valentine dogfighter

Dogfighter28 · 02-14-2010, 06:35 PM

hnibos · 02-14-2010, 06:37 PM

:blushes:

cork_soaker · 02-14-2010, 06:45 PM

some1special

samuel redman · 02-14-2010, 07:01 PM

i can love too

noir cat · 02-14-2010, 09:09 PM

Lets add happy new year to the list. ;P

Order 66 · 02-14-2010, 10:00 PM

what are you wearing

02-13-2010, 06:36 PM	#1
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	Happy Valentine's Day, Netphoria Let's get romantic! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ra_mooning.jpg

02-14-2010, 05:51 PM	#6
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	Happy Birthday, Mooney! __________________

02-14-2010, 06:35 PM	#9
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	u <3

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02-13-2010, 06:57 PM	#3
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	huh that didn't seem to embed right. http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/34...0.299x450.jpeg So hot, so diseased.

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sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	This is what happens when you search for "Jessica Simpson has AIDS" on Google: http://blogetty.com/pics/2007_09/John_Mayer.jpg

02-14-2010, 05:01 PM	#5
The Jesus Minion of Satan Location: Kiltworld Posts: 5,945	Hello ladies!

02-14-2010, 06:21 PM	#7
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	i has a valentine

02-14-2010, 06:34 PM	#8
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	whose your valentine dogfighter

02-14-2010, 06:37 PM	#10
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	:blushes:

02-14-2010, 06:45 PM	#11
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179	some1special

02-14-2010, 07:01 PM	#12
samuel redman Apocalyptic Poster Location: You're 22 why aren't you free?You're 22 why aren't you free? you're mom and daddy's victory Posts: 4,876	i can love too

02-14-2010, 09:09 PM	#13
noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	Lets add happy new year to the list. ;P

02-14-2010, 10:00 PM	#14
Order 66 Socialphobic Posts: 11,883	what are you wearing