hey males, have you ever tried s'ing your own d

duovamp · 02-09-2010, 05:28 PM

I've tried to eat my own asshole, same thing, right?

redbull · 02-09-2010, 05:39 PM

i used to be able to do this when i was really skinny

Order 66 · 08:29 PM

Mo · 02-09-2010, 06:22 PM

If we could, we'd never leave the house, amirite?

sickbadthing · 02-09-2010, 07:29 PM

This is the worst fucking thread in the history of Netphoria.

Mods, please sticky this for posterity.

cork_soaker · 02-09-2010, 07:32 PM

Ol' Couch Ass · 02-09-2010, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbadthing

This is the worst fucking thread in the history of Netphoria.

Mods, please sticky this for posterity.

Better yet answering this questions should be mandatory for new username signups.

Dogfighter28 · 02-09-2010, 07:50 PM

poll should be pubic

Toby · 02-09-2010, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogfighter28

poll should be pubic

fo real

I voted no just so u know.

stripes · 02-09-2010, 11:57 PM

Elvis The Fat Years · 02-10-2010, 01:45 AM

toby is my bitch. so his dick is my dick. so i guess i have to vote yes

silent1 · 02-12-2010, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mo

If we could, we'd never leave the house, amirite?

actually you're not.
you know how some people are ticklish but when they try to tickle themselves it doesn't work?
the same rule of thumb goes for sucking your own cock. it just doesn't feel good unless someone else is doing it to you.
this was a mind blowing revelation to me. so i no longer do it...unless someone pays me $200 to see it.

also in the words of the great nathan explosion, "it's not very metal."

exactlythesame · 02-12-2010, 04:27 PM

how does that even apply, silent

if that were true, then masturbation wouldn't work

Mo · 02-12-2010, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by silent1

actually you're not.
you know how some people are ticklish but when they try to tickle themselves it doesn't work?
the same rule of thumb goes for sucking your own cock. it just doesn't feel good unless someone else is doing it to you.
this was a mind blowing revelation to me. so i no longer do it...unless someone pays me $200 to see it.

also in the words of the great nathan explosion, "it's not very metal."

Quoted for eternity.

silent1 · 02-12-2010, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exactlythesame

how does that even apply, silent

if that were true, then masturbation wouldn't work

no. masturbation works just fine. but idk when ur sucking it it's just not the same. when a chick is doing it, it feels great! when you're doing it, it just feels blah...it's hard to even keep it up.

Eulogy · 02-12-2010, 04:34 PM

maybe you're just bad at it

silent1 · 02-12-2010, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eulogy

maybe you're just bad at it

lol. maybe. i'd be exstatic to know that i'm horrible at sucking cock.

Eulogy · 02-12-2010, 05:06 PM

exstatic

D. · 02-12-2010, 05:13 PM

anyone who voted no is a fucking liar

waltermcphilp · 02-12-2010, 05:53 PM

I don't try anything, I just do it.

Wanna try me?

Shallowed · 02-12-2010, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by exactlythesame

how does that even apply, silent

if that were true, then wouldn't work

I think he's right. Even masturbation is a million times more arousing when a girl is doing it for you.

slunken · 02-12-2010, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pasta of Muppet

I think he's right. Even masturbation is a million times more arousing when a girl is doing it for you.

I 100% disagree about the masturbation thing. Nobody can beat me like me.

Also, OP, yes. I used to do yoga w my mom @ age 13 and she walked in on me trying to do so one time.

1992 Yoga styles FTW.

Mo · 02-12-2010, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slunken

I 100% disagree about the masturbation thing. Nobody can beat me like me.

Also, OP, yes. I used to do yoga w my mom @ age 13 and she walked in on me trying to do so one time.

1992 Yoga styles FTW.

I'm sure that was traumatic.

slunken · 02-12-2010, 08:34 PM

I get off now imagining I could get caught.

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no	2	8.33%
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02-09-2010, 07:32 PM	#7
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,179

02-09-2010, 07:50 PM	#9
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	poll should be pubic

02-09-2010, 11:57 PM	#11
stripes Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,174	yes

02-10-2010, 01:45 AM	#12
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	toby is my bitch. so his dick is my dick. so i guess i have to vote yes

02-12-2010, 04:27 PM	#14
exactlythesame Minion of Satan Location: I thought what I'd do is I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes Posts: 7,680	how does that even apply, silent if that were true, then masturbation wouldn't work

02-12-2010, 04:34 PM	#17
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	maybe you're just bad at it

02-12-2010, 05:13 PM	#20
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	anyone who voted no is a fucking liar

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waltermcphilp Socialphobic Location: I DO C-C-C-COCAINE Posts: 11,142	I don't try anything, I just do it. Wanna try me?

02-12-2010, 08:34 PM	#25
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	I get off now imagining I could get caught.