ST #5 - On Masturbating

mpp · 06-02-2003, 04:12 PM

oh yes netphoria it's that time again!!

it's time to showcase your masturbation prowess and let netphoria know all about your masturbation lifestyle

it's something all (or most) netphorians do, whether we get any or not...face it, we're some horny motherfuckers and threads like this don't make it any easier

so, how often do you do it?

how do you do it? (left hand?, right hand?, both? - ****** this means you!...girls, is it more of a fingering deal or what? is the ole clitoris getting its fun time, too?)

what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? ex-girlfriends? girlfriends? boyfriends? ex-boyfriends? hollywood stars? netphorians?

let's hear it netphoria! sound off and feel free to go at it while reading this thread

Toby · 06-02-2003, 04:16 PM

so, how often do you do it? Everyday unless I am very busy

how do you do it? <3 my right hand
what do you think about while doing it? most of the time I am watching some porn, but I like to think about Rebecca Fox the best fuck I've ever had...EVER!

crescentfresh · 06-02-2003, 04:19 PM

so, how often do you do it?
maybe once a month now

how do you do it?
right hand. Don't have any toys, sorry.

what do you think about while doing it?
porn. usually. Or thinking about someone, or some situation.

I think most everybody does this. unless you have a shit fetish or something

Mooney · 06-02-2003, 04:20 PM

-i do it way too often, around 3 times a day.
-left hand. sometimes both.
-i won't go into my porno routine, but it's jus that - a routine.

twice · 06-02-2003, 04:22 PM

so, how often do you do it?minimum once per night

how do you do it? is it more of a fingering deal or what? is the ole clitoris getting its fun time, too?)all of the above.

what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? ex-girlfriends? girlfriends? boyfriends? ex-boyfriends? hollywood stars? netphorians?yes.

mpp · 06-02-2003, 04:25 PM

i suppose i should get in on the act too

yeah so i try to do it once a day but sometimes none and sometimes twice...it just depends on the day

definitely the left hand which is strange because i do almost everything else w/ the right hand...eh i'm a fuckup i guess

yeah, mostly i think about ex-g/f's or really good fucks i've had in the past...sometimes i'll watch porn but not very often

Nimrod's Son · 06-02-2003, 04:30 PM

so, how often do you do it? Every now and then. I can't say "every three weeks" or quantify it like that, but once in a while.

how do you do it? right hand, no lube required.

what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? I watch porn. Usually, lesbian. If porn is not available, I will think about lesbians.

BlueStar · 06-02-2003, 04:33 PM

how often do you do it?
It varies...anywhere from once a week to 3 times a day. On average, probably 3 times a week.

how do you do it?
Left hand and right hand. Mostly clitoral stimulation. Running water is always good.

what do you think about while doing it?
I don't really think about anything specific a lot of the time. Sometimes I'll think about someone I'm currently dating, sometimes I'll think about an ex, sometimes I'll think about Joe McIntyre.

neopryn · 06-02-2003, 04:33 PM

At least once a day, unless I'm busy. Right hand. I can't watch porn as I still live in a family household and am only 17. Sometimes I'll be looking at porn on the computer, but mostly it's just fantasizing.

dusty · 06-02-2003, 06:31 PM

so, how often do you do it? i would say at least once a day. if not more.

how do you do it? lately i have been using my buddy the vibrator. we had a little scare for a minute there when the batteries died, but luckily i found some more hiding under my bed!

what do you think about while doing it? i think about Nimrod's Son!

Nimrod's Son · 06-02-2003, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dusty

what do you think about while doing it? i think about Nimrod's Son!

You made my day. As I was reading the thread, I was thinking "I know SOMEONE must think about me...."

Perhaps in your honor you can be one of the lesbians next time.

Travis Meekz · 06-02-2003, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
so, how often do you do it? Every now and then. I can't say "every three weeks" or quantify it like that, but once in a while.

how do you do it? right hand, no lube required.

what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? I watch porn. Usually, lesbian. If porn is not available, I will think about lesbians.

aren't you a bit too old for this kind of reckless behavior?

Nimrod's Son · 06-02-2003, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis Meeks

aren't you a bit too old for this kind of reckless behavior?

Nope, just more experienced at how to pleasure myself as well as the ladies.

STFU · 06-02-2003, 07:03 PM

A couple times a week, maybe more.
Right hand with lotion. My Gf won't allow porno which is okay as she is my porno. I usually have lucid thoughts of various girls I've been with and some celebrities.

Nimrod's Son · 06-02-2003, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by STFU
My Gf won't allow porno which is okay as she is my porno.

Dude, you need to crack the whip and open her eyes. Start with Cinemax friday nights and work your way up from there.

mercurial · 06-02-2003, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Travis Meeks

aren't you a bit too old for this kind of reckless behavior?

he's only 29

fuck

Shattered · 06-02-2003, 07:33 PM

Um..haven't been masturbating a lot lately.. at least once a week for me..

Right hand..but I only use my thumb and forefinger.

What I think about while I'm doing it? I'm a real big fan of blow jobs.. and fucking.. but I don't need porn to get off. All I need is my imagination.

jczeroman · 06-02-2003, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

right hand, no lube required.

hoodie 4 U?

dusty · 06-02-2003, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Perhaps in your honor you can be one of the lesbians next time.

ok, but only if i'm the one doing all the coochie lickin'!
also, i think strap ons are fun :hint, hint: :nudge, nudge:

FearFactory · 06-02-2003, 08:32 PM

so, how often do you do it?

It varies. Sometimes multiple times a day, sometimes not but once every few days. Right now it's been the latter. It really depends on my mood.

how do you do it? (left hand?, right hand?, both? - ****** this means you!...girls, is it more of a fingering deal or what? is the ole clitoris getting its fun time, too?)

Mostly my right hand.

what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? ex-girlfriends? girlfriends? boyfriends? ex-boyfriends? hollywood stars? netphorians?

I think about my best friend.

Lie · 06-02-2003, 08:34 PM

My answers are the same as the gentleman above me.

FearFactory · 06-02-2003, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lie
My answers are the same as the gentleman above me.

You called me a gentleman.

Lie · 06-02-2003, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FearFactory
You called me a gentleman.

FearFactory · 06-02-2003, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lie

So I've noticed you beat it thinking of me.

Lie · 06-02-2003, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FearFactory
So I've noticed you beat it thinking of me.

jenniferkate · 06-02-2003, 10:56 PM

so, how often do you do it?
either constantly or ill go for weeks without

how do you do it? (left hand?, right hand?, both? is it more of a fingering deal or what? is the ole clitoris getting its fun time, too?
all of the above

what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? ex-girlfriends? girlfriends? boyfriends? ex-boyfriends? hollywood stars? netphorians?
mostly i mentally go through vague situations til one clicks. its rarely one recurring person or scenario. unless its mike mussina. yeah. :erm

mpp · 06-03-2003, 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jenniferkate

mostly i mentally go through vague situations til one clicks.

now that i think about it, that's what i do almost every time

Nimrod's Son · 06-03-2003, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jczeroman

hoodie 4 U?

Nope, I'm cut.

Nimrod's Son · 06-03-2003, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jenniferkate
so, how often do you do it?
either constantly or ill go for weeks without

how do you do it? (left hand?, right hand?, both? is it more of a fingering deal or what? is the ole clitoris getting its fun time, too?
all of the above

what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? ex-girlfriends? girlfriends? boyfriends? ex-boyfriends? hollywood stars? netphorians?
mostly i mentally go through vague situations til one clicks. its rarely one recurring person or scenario. unless its mike mussina. yeah. :erm

Pinstripes or away greys?

Krafty · 06-03-2003, 12:48 PM

so, how often do you do it? prettty rarely, if ever, I was never to into it and now I never have any time alone at all

how do you do it? right hand, I gues

what do you think about while doing it? a few special people

06-02-2003, 04:12 PM	#1
mpp Minion of Satan Posts: 7,577	ST #5 - On Masturbating oh yes netphoria it's that time again!! it's time to showcase your masturbation prowess and let netphoria know all about your masturbation lifestyle it's something all (or most) netphorians do, whether we get any or not...face it, we're some horny motherfuckers and threads like this don't make it any easier so, how often do you do it? how do you do it? (left hand?, right hand?, both? - ****** this means you!...girls, is it more of a fingering deal or what? is the ole clitoris getting its fun time, too?) what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? ex-girlfriends? girlfriends? boyfriends? ex-boyfriends? hollywood stars? netphorians? let's hear it netphoria! sound off and feel free to go at it while reading this thread

06-02-2003, 04:16 PM	#2
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	Re: ST #5 - On Masturbating so, how often do you do it? Everyday unless I am very busy how do you do it? <3 my right hand what do you think about while doing it? most of the time I am watching some porn, but I like to think about Rebecca Fox the best fuck I've ever had...EVER!

06-02-2003, 04:19 PM	#3
crescentfresh Minion of Satan Location: Diego Posts: 6,657	Re: ST #5 - On Masturbating so, how often do you do it? maybe once a month now how do you do it? right hand. Don't have any toys, sorry. what do you think about while doing it? porn. usually. Or thinking about someone, or some situation. I think most everybody does this. unless you have a shit fetish or something

06-02-2003, 04:20 PM	#4
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	-i do it way too often, around 3 times a day. -left hand. sometimes both. -i won't go into my porno routine, but it's jus that - a routine. __________________

06-02-2003, 04:33 PM	#8
BlueStar Newly independent Location: Some state's capitol building Posts: 7,242	how often do you do it? It varies...anywhere from once a week to 3 times a day. On average, probably 3 times a week. how do you do it? Left hand and right hand. Mostly clitoral stimulation. Running water is always good. what do you think about while doing it? I don't really think about anything specific a lot of the time. Sometimes I'll think about someone I'm currently dating, sometimes I'll think about an ex, sometimes I'll think about Joe McIntyre. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

06-02-2003, 04:22 PM	#5
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	so, how often do you do it?minimum once per night how do you do it? is it more of a fingering deal or what? is the ole clitoris getting its fun time, too?)all of the above. what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? ex-girlfriends? girlfriends? boyfriends? ex-boyfriends? hollywood stars? netphorians?yes. __________________ j'en perds la raison dans la mer du japon

06-02-2003, 04:25 PM	#6
mpp Minion of Satan Posts: 7,577	i suppose i should get in on the act too yeah so i try to do it once a day but sometimes none and sometimes twice...it just depends on the day definitely the left hand which is strange because i do almost everything else w/ the right hand...eh i'm a fuckup i guess yeah, mostly i think about ex-g/f's or really good fucks i've had in the past...sometimes i'll watch porn but not very often

06-02-2003, 04:30 PM	#7
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	so, how often do you do it? Every now and then. I can't say "every three weeks" or quantify it like that, but once in a while. how do you do it? right hand, no lube required. what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? I watch porn. Usually, lesbian. If porn is not available, I will think about lesbians.

06-02-2003, 04:33 PM	#9
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	At least once a day, unless I'm busy. Right hand. I can't watch porn as I still live in a family household and am only 17. Sometimes I'll be looking at porn on the computer, but mostly it's just fantasizing.

06-02-2003, 06:31 PM	#10
dusty Minion of Satan Location: holding on. Posts: 5,932	Re: ST #5 - On Masturbating so, how often do you do it? i would say at least once a day. if not more. how do you do it? lately i have been using my buddy the vibrator. we had a little scare for a minute there when the batteries died, but luckily i found some more hiding under my bed! what do you think about while doing it? i think about Nimrod's Son!

06-02-2003, 07:03 PM	#14
STFU Demi-God Location: Ouachita Mountains Posts: 438	A couple times a week, maybe more. Right hand with lotion. My Gf won't allow porno which is okay as she is my porno. I usually have lucid thoughts of various girls I've been with and some celebrities. __________________ I wish I knew what I was looking for. Whatever it isn't I've found that many times.

06-02-2003, 07:33 PM	#17
Shattered Apocalyptic Poster Location: Uranus Posts: 1,196	Um..haven't been masturbating a lot lately.. at least once a week for me.. Right hand..but I only use my thumb and forefinger. What I think about while I'm doing it? I'm a real big fan of blow jobs.. and fucking.. but I don't need porn to get off. All I need is my imagination.

06-02-2003, 08:32 PM	#20
FearFactory Socialphobic Location: the stars Posts: 10,493	Re: ST #5 - On Masturbating so, how often do you do it? It varies. Sometimes multiple times a day, sometimes not but once every few days. Right now it's been the latter. It really depends on my mood. how do you do it? (left hand?, right hand?, both? - ****** this means you!...girls, is it more of a fingering deal or what? is the ole clitoris getting its fun time, too?) Mostly my right hand. what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? ex-girlfriends? girlfriends? boyfriends? ex-boyfriends? hollywood stars? netphorians? I think about my best friend.

06-02-2003, 08:34 PM	#21
Lie Socialphobic Location: Goin' out West where they'll appreciate me Posts: 10,001	My answers are the same as the gentleman above me.

06-02-2003, 10:56 PM	#26
jenniferkate bitch please. Location: wicked witch of the east coast Posts: 5,682	so, how often do you do it? either constantly or ill go for weeks without how do you do it? (left hand?, right hand?, both? is it more of a fingering deal or what? is the ole clitoris getting its fun time, too? all of the above what do you think about while doing it? do you watch porn? ex-girlfriends? girlfriends? boyfriends? ex-boyfriends? hollywood stars? netphorians? mostly i mentally go through vague situations til one clicks. its rarely one recurring person or scenario. unless its mike mussina. yeah. :erm

06-03-2003, 12:48 PM	#30
Krafty Ownz Location: North Carolina Posts: 525	so, how often do you do it? prettty rarely, if ever, I was never to into it and now I never have any time alone at all how do you do it? right hand, I gues what do you think about while doing it? a few special people

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