Things you've wanted to do sexually with your significant other but will never happen

ScrotumSprite · 01-31-2010, 04:49 AM

Do you have anything you would like to do sexually to your partner but know theres no chance in hell of it ever happening? did you actually manage to get her/him to do it? how?

some more enthusiastic with oral is mine

Sonic Johnny · 01-31-2010, 04:53 AM

having one

Shallowed · 06:28 AM

Anal sex will inevitably be mentioned in the posts below this one in this thread

Sonic Johnny · 01-31-2010, 05:33 AM

paradoxical post

Shallowed · 01-31-2010, 05:52 AM

After that post, it will inevitably be mentioned.

Sonic Johnny · 01-31-2010, 06:12 AM

so your original post should have read

"Anal sex will inevitably be mentioned in the posts below this one in this thread"

Shallowed · 01-31-2010, 06:28 AM

I have corrected the error in question, the discussion may continue.

Sonic Johnny · 01-31-2010, 07:13 AM

thread success

cocksure · 01-31-2010, 07:50 AM

Anal sex will inevitably have been mentioned in this thread

Sonic Johnny · 01-31-2010, 08:31 AM

duovamp · 01-31-2010, 09:17 AM

I think the only thing my significant other would not do is introduce a third, but I don't want that anyway. To clarify, I have nothing to add to this thread.

Sex is fun.

hnibos · 01-31-2010, 11:54 AM

anal sex

Caine Walker · 01-31-2010, 12:07 PM

what's the problem, hnibos?

ravenguy2000 · 01-31-2010, 12:12 PM

missionary

hnibos · 01-31-2010, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caine Walker

what's the problem, hnibos?

anal sex is hard.

Caine Walker · 01-31-2010, 01:00 PM

you're doing it wrong.

hnibos · 01-31-2010, 01:48 PM

how do you do it right

duovamp · 01-31-2010, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ravenguy2000

missionary

YOU SICK FUCK.

Caine Walker · 01-31-2010, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hnibos

how do you do it right

spit and prayers.

Mooney · 01-31-2010, 03:38 PM

after being netphoria's self-proclaimed most eligible virgin until well into my early twenties, i must admit that i've caught a batch of dirtytrampitis lately.

redbreegull · 01-31-2010, 04:15 PM

my girlfriend will do anything

duovamp · 01-31-2010, 04:24 PM

Except love you...

cocksure · 01-31-2010, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooney

after being netphoria's self-proclaimed most eligible virgin until well into my early twenties, i must admit that i've caught a batch of dirtytrampitis lately.

when did you lose the big v

Mooney · 01-31-2010, 04:49 PM

four years ago.

wHATcOLOR · 01-31-2010, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

my girlfriend will do anything with anyone

woah

cocksure · 01-31-2010, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mooney

four years ago.

does your mom still think you're cute

28if · 01-31-2010, 05:44 PM

insertion

duovamp · 01-31-2010, 05:52 PM

Do you mean like putting a cucumber into her, or penetrating her vagina with your penis?

28if · 01-31-2010, 05:57 PM

i'd settle for either

Dogfighter28 · 01-31-2010, 06:03 PM

snowballing

01-31-2010, 04:49 AM	#1
ScrotumSprite Oblivious Virgin Posts: 27	Things you've wanted to do sexually with your significant other but will never happen Do you have anything you would like to do sexually to your partner but know theres no chance in hell of it ever happening? did you actually manage to get her/him to do it? how? some more enthusiastic with oral is mine

01-31-2010, 04:58 AM	#3
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,798	Anal sex will inevitably be mentioned in the posts below this one in this thread Last edited by Shallowed : 01-31-2010 at 06:28 AM. Reason: Anal sex will inevitably be mentioned in this thread.

01-31-2010, 03:38 PM	#20
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	after being netphoria's self-proclaimed most eligible virgin until well into my early twenties, i must admit that i've caught a batch of dirtytrampitis lately. __________________

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01-31-2010, 04:53 AM	#2
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	having one

01-31-2010, 05:33 AM	#4
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	paradoxical post

01-31-2010, 05:52 AM	#5
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,798	After that post, it will inevitably be mentioned.

01-31-2010, 06:12 AM	#6
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	so your original post should have read "Anal sex will inevitably be mentioned in the posts below this one in this thread"

01-31-2010, 06:28 AM	#7
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,798	I have corrected the error in question, the discussion may continue.

01-31-2010, 07:13 AM	#8
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520	thread success

01-31-2010, 07:50 AM	#9
cocksure Apocalyptic Poster Location: dedicated to the feeling of good Posts: 4,363	Anal sex will inevitably have been mentioned in this thread

01-31-2010, 08:31 AM	#10
Sonic Johnny Through Silver In Buds Location: Centralia Posts: 16,520

01-31-2010, 09:17 AM	#11
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	I think the only thing my significant other would not do is introduce a third, but I don't want that anyway. To clarify, I have nothing to add to this thread. Sex is fun.

01-31-2010, 11:54 AM	#12
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	anal sex

01-31-2010, 12:12 PM	#14
ravenguy2000 NO FATS Location: NO FEMS Posts: 29,008	missionary

01-31-2010, 12:07 PM	#13
Caine Walker Braindead Posts: 15,479	what's the problem, hnibos?

01-31-2010, 01:00 PM	#16
Caine Walker Braindead Posts: 15,479	you're doing it wrong.

01-31-2010, 01:48 PM	#17
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	how do you do it right

01-31-2010, 04:15 PM	#21
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,021	my girlfriend will do anything

01-31-2010, 04:24 PM	#22
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Except love you...

01-31-2010, 04:49 PM	#24
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	four years ago.

01-31-2010, 05:44 PM	#27
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	insertion

01-31-2010, 05:52 PM	#28
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Do you mean like putting a cucumber into her, or penetrating her vagina with your penis?

01-31-2010, 05:57 PM	#29
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	i'd settle for either

01-31-2010, 06:03 PM	#30
Dogfighter28 ILL KILL UR DOG Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 11,358	snowballing