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Old 01-29-2010, 06:09 PM   #1
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Default Heather Graham turned 40

Heather Graham is now officially a cougar. This is such a sad day.

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 06:11 PM   #2
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That's what happens to women, they get old.

It's just appalling.

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 06:18 PM   #3
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Starla should really pay attention to this even though I'd imagine she's going to brush it off like it's not a big deal.

Bardy too. Is she still seeing that meathead? Oh man. It is really over for women when that cuteness wears off and the grim specter of the 30s come up. No rational man wants to be around a woman that simply isn't cute anymore.

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 06:22 PM   #4
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Heather Graham is still very hot but its just so hard to think of her as a cougar. She'll always be Robert Downey Juniors other girl in Two Girls and A Guy and rollergirl in Boogie Nights to me.

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 06:31 PM   #5
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You know, I do worry about Bonnie as well. Sure, she's all cute and shit now but what happens in 12 years? Will she be able to keep a man? Will he leave her after she pops some kids out and those perky breasts turn to pancakes and her ass looks like a steamroller ran over it?

OMG I am going to pray for her.

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 06:33 PM   #6
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is 40 really 'cougar' age? i guess if she were to be going after 20 year olds...

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 06:35 PM   #7
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Cougars, I'm ready 2 bone.

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 06:36 PM   #8
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She's been around since the late 80s. I'm sort of surprised she's not older

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 06:42 PM   #9
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Old 01-29-2010, 07:03 PM   #10
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I'd like to attempt to erase her asshole with my tongue.

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 07:04 PM   #11
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Old 01-29-2010, 07:13 PM   #12
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When does she turn into a jaguar?

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 09:05 PM   #13
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Starla should really pay attention to this even though I'd imagine she's going to brush it off like it's not a big deal.

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It's not like I haven't tried.

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 09:10 PM   #14
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It's not like I haven't tried.
Oh jeez now don't make me start feeling bad about what I post.

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 09:11 PM   #15
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Fuck off asshole

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 09:50 PM   #16
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When does she turn into a jaguar?
She already is. Rown!

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 10:58 PM   #17
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40? Wow..

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 11:45 PM   #18
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they ought to be a law that all 40 year old woman should look that good.

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 11:53 PM   #19
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she still looks good because she's a robot sent from the future by obama's daughters to cause earthquakes in haiti and global warming. am i right, toc?

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 11:55 PM   #20
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Graham is one of those chicks who is still going to look good when she's pushing 60. Just good genes. Big head, though, but that works for Hollywood.

 
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Old 01-29-2010, 11:57 PM   #21
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she still looks good because she's a robot sent from the future by obama's daughters to cause earthquakes in haiti and global warming. am i right, toc?
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Old 01-30-2010, 12:11 AM   #22
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she still looks good because she's a robot sent from the future by obama's daughters to cause earthquakes in haiti and global warming. am i right, toc?


hmmm...someone did mention she has a big head.



http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/image...r%20Graham.jpg





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Old 01-30-2010, 12:15 AM   #23
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that's just crazy talk. my post was based on facts.

 
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