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Old 01-23-2010, 07:56 PM   #1
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Angry im going to slit my gf's throat...

...if i hear one more fucking T.I. song.
OMG!
i know you're a stripper and you like shitty music but this is getting out of hand.
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Old 01-23-2010, 08:03 PM   #2
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kinky

 
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Old 01-23-2010, 08:08 PM   #3
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Old 01-23-2010, 08:14 PM   #4
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So hot. I'm getting hard again.



 
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Old 01-23-2010, 08:21 PM   #5
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Old 01-23-2010, 08:27 PM   #6
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!


DAMN YOU! YOU DROVE ME TO IT!

 
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Old 01-23-2010, 08:28 PM   #7
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But you won't murder someone for stealing thousands of dollars worth of stuff from your house?

 
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Old 01-23-2010, 08:30 PM   #8
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nah. i'm only into killing females.

 
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:07 PM   #9
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Is your girlfriend's name Bambi?

 
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:10 PM   #10
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Does she smoke drugs from a lightbulb and/or sheet of crumpled tinfoil?

 
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:11 PM   #11
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And describe her lower back tattoo

 
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:13 PM   #12
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This thread is rill.

 
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:39 PM   #13
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was this thread just a backhanded way to announce that you have a stripper girlfriend

 
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Old 01-23-2010, 09:53 PM   #14
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Nah see his life story thread.

 
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Old 01-23-2010, 10:26 PM   #15
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ugh i'm such a terrible boarder

 
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Old 01-23-2010, 10:27 PM   #16
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read the first post and closed it. i can only take so much pretentiousness.

from myself.

 
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Old 01-24-2010, 02:04 AM   #17
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So what's it cost to get wireless broadband in a trailer anyway?

 
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Old 01-24-2010, 02:43 PM   #18
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her name is not bambi, she doesn't smoke anything but cigarettes, the tattoo on her lower back is a butterfly and her dead father's initials, and i never pay for internet. i steal it via wi-fi.
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Old 01-24-2010, 02:49 PM   #19
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why did I enter this thread

goodbye

 
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Old 01-24-2010, 02:52 PM   #20
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don't let the door hit ya...

 
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Old 01-24-2010, 06:00 PM   #21
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you guys are all beautiful

 
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Old 01-24-2010, 07:13 PM   #22
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DID U SLIT HER THROAT OR WHAT?

 
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Old 01-25-2010, 05:29 PM   #23
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hi im ti how r u

 
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Old 01-25-2010, 09:13 PM   #24
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do you love her?

 
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