i'm a lot like jesus

El Savior · 05-31-2003, 12:23 PM

discuss.

El Savior · 05-31-2003, 12:29 PM

someone's jealous.

meow · 05-31-2003, 01:18 PM

do you have crazy long hair and a beard??!

El Savior · 05-31-2003, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by meow
do you have crazy long hair and a beard??!

yes.

aspecialkid · 05-31-2003, 02:25 PM

greasy hair?

El Savior · 05-31-2003, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by aspecialkid
greasy hair?

um, kinda straw like.

Salena Child · 05-31-2003, 02:41 PM

do you have pretty blue eyes?

El Savior · 05-31-2003, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Salena Child
do you have pretty blue eyes?

mmhmmmmm

aspecialkid · 05-31-2003, 02:45 PM

do you take a bath in a river?

FearFactory · 05-31-2003, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by meow
do you have crazy long hair and a beard??!

Quote:

Originally posted by aspecialkid
greasy hair?

Quote:

Originally posted by Salena Child
do you have pretty blue eyes?

By God, I'm beginning to think that I may be thy son!

smashingjj · 05-31-2003, 03:10 PM

do you walk on water?

FearFactory · 05-31-2003, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smashingjj
do you walk on water?

I just got done walking on water!

smashingjj · 05-31-2003, 04:29 PM

fuck off. I'm a lot more like jesus. my father's a fucking pastor.

El Savior · 05-31-2003, 07:31 PM

i forgive osama bin laden, hitler and oj. that makes me jesus for sure!

D. · 06-01-2003, 04:36 PM

i'm jesus.

my dad is a carpenter.

STFU · 06-01-2003, 04:49 PM

Can you turn water into wine or better yet Johnny Walker Blue. Swimming pool size.

KrazeeStacee · 06-02-2003, 03:47 AM

Label me your jesus,
I will set you free
Cuz thats what he would do
If jesus christ were me
I can't help but wonder when I'm hangin on my cross
Was jesus as lonely as me?

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05-31-2003, 12:29 PM	#2
El Savior Socialphobic Location: Blue State <----- Posts: 10,231	someone's jealous.

05-31-2003, 01:18 PM	#3
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	do you have crazy long hair and a beard??!

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aspecialkid THE COOK Location: MI, LA, NYC, Chicago, Miami Posts: 2,010	greasy hair?

05-31-2003, 02:41 PM	#7
Salena Child Apocalyptic Poster Location: Ohio Posts: 2,127	do you have pretty blue eyes?

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aspecialkid THE COOK Location: MI, LA, NYC, Chicago, Miami Posts: 2,010	do you take a bath in a river?

05-31-2003, 03:10 PM	#11
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,608	do you walk on water?

05-31-2003, 04:29 PM	#13
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,608	fuck off. I'm a lot more like jesus. my father's a fucking pastor.

05-31-2003, 07:31 PM	#14
El Savior Socialphobic Location: Blue State <----- Posts: 10,231	i forgive osama bin laden, hitler and oj. that makes me jesus for sure!

06-02-2003, 03:47 AM	#17
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	Label me your jesus, I will set you free Cuz thats what he would do If jesus christ were me I can't help but wonder when I'm hangin on my cross Was jesus as lonely as me?