hey toby you might like this

wHATcOLOR · 01-10-2010, 04:15 PM

hey toby you might like this

http://www.smh.com.au/technology/my-...0110-m0tk.html

Ol' Couch Ass · 01-10-2010, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Inspiration for the sex robot sprang from the September 11, 2001 attacks. ''I had a friend who passed away in 9/11,'' Hines said. ''I promised myself I would create a program to store his personality, and that became the foundation for Roxxxy True Companion.''

TRANSLATION: I knew some chick who got blown up at the World Trade Center. Since I'm a nerd I never had the opportunity to stick my D in her V and P and this saddened me greatly. I've been hard at work on this technology ever since though my efforts have been slowed by excessive masturbation and marathon WoW sessions.

Ol' Couch Ass · 01-10-2010, 04:29 PM

I wonder if the technology is advanced enough to sense 28if's presence and clamp the vagina down hindering penile entrance.

Toby · 01-10-2010, 04:34 PM

28if · 01-10-2010, 05:42 PM

i thought it was going to be a picture of a fat chick

Toby · 01-10-2010, 06:02 PM

ATS · 01-11-2010, 12:29 AM

does the robot hump u?

Sonic Johnny · 01-11-2010, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ol' Couch Ass

TRANSLATION: I knew some chick who got blown up at the World Center. Since I'm a nerd I never had the opportunity to stick my D in her V and P and this saddened me greatly. I've been hard at work on this technology ever since though my efforts have been slowed by excessive masturbation and marathon WoW sessions.

the quote does read "his personality". This is still weird though.

duovamp · 01-11-2010, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 28if

i thought it was going to be a picture of a fat chick

Let's face it, this thread is really oriented for this guy rather than Tobro, who actually has successfully copulated with a chick.

duovamp · 01-11-2010, 12:44 AM

That isn't to say I'm dogging on virgins, but I do think guys who stand at the gate for five years and can't fit in waiting for it to magically grow wider either need to find a new castle or break out the battering ram.

Sonic Johnny · 01-11-2010, 12:47 AM

we were all thinking it

28if · 01-11-2010, 01:54 AM

look, you fuckers, do you think i don't want to fuck my girlfriend???

i love the SHIT out of her, i don't know what you want from me. she makes me feel so fucking good, and i make her feel so fucking good. it's neither of our faults her vag doesn't want to open. she's in therapy for it, she's trying. get off my fucking back you pricks.

Future Boy · 01-11-2010, 02:03 AM

You could just say you fucked her you know. Its not like we know her or anything.

28if · 01-11-2010, 02:09 AM

yeah but i want to be honest with you guys. fuck, i'm always honest, it's one of my greatest faults.

Future Boy · 01-11-2010, 02:17 AM

so you think you'll fuck her before the next single or what

28if · 01-11-2010, 02:23 AM

probably not

maybe i'll never fuck her, maybe it's not meant to be. but you kow what, guys, that's okya! i'm okay with whatever is meant to be. i'm okay with all of you all, and i'm okay with... fuck

Dogfighter28 · 01-11-2010, 03:41 AM

it's his oxycodone night guys

Sonic Johnny · 01-11-2010, 03:55 AM

Hey look guys we finally broke him.

That was quick.

Starla · 01-11-2010, 05:47 AM

Quote:

Roxxxy ''has a full C cup''

that's all?

wHATcOLOR · 01-11-2010, 03:31 PM

what the heck? /\

ATS · 01-11-2010, 04:03 PM

clean up your language you pale rat

Eulogy · 01-11-2010, 04:11 PM

geeze

01-10-2010, 04:15 PM	#1
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01-10-2010, 06:02 PM	#6
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Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,972	You could just say you fucked her you know. Its not like we know her or anything.

01-11-2010, 02:09 AM	#14
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	yeah but i want to be honest with you guys. fuck, i'm always honest, it's one of my greatest faults.

01-11-2010, 02:17 AM	#15
Future Boy The Man of Tomorrow Posts: 26,972	so you think you'll fuck her before the next single or what

01-11-2010, 02:23 AM	#16
28if Apocalyptic Poster Location: yeah seriously i think we've more than established a consensus on reality, it's not that abstract. Posts: 3,454	probably not maybe i'll never fuck her, maybe it's not meant to be. but you kow what, guys, that's okya! i'm okay with whatever is meant to be. i'm okay with all of you all, and i'm okay with... fuck

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wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	what the heck? /\

01-11-2010, 04:03 PM	#21
ATS Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,324	clean up your language you pale rat